Justin Bieber Finally Hits Puberty, Appears on Cover of 17 Magazine
Teenager hearthrob Justin Bieber finally hit puberty this summer and is proudly showing off her now 18-years-old summer body! What a beautiful young woman of God this singer is turning out to be. Let us hope this all natural, busty brunette uses her body as a baby-making temple and her voice to lure the unsaved to the Lord.
Teenaged hearthrob Justin Bieber has finally hit puberty and is seen in this photo, hitting the beach and showing off her 18-year-old body. We can only hope and pray that Justin Bieber will not follow in the steps of Brittany Spears and Lindsay Hohan, sniffing the cracked rocks and participating in crazed abortionee orgy fests.
Much like the Harry Potter witch Emma Watson, who uses poopy squat poses to force young men to become stiffed with sin, Justin Bieber opts to go with a lesbianesque Rachel Maddow haircut.
This haircut is referred to as the “Jenkies” on the lesbian scene, a throwback name to the burnette lesbian character “Velma” from the stoner’s cartoon Scooby Dooby Doo, a production of the drug addled group the Doobie Brothers.
All that aside, Justin Bieber did have one good quote in her 17 interview. She warned all other 17 year olds that they should feel good about their bodies as they head into their 18th year of life. Though Justin Bieber should not be dressing like a little white shorts hooker when spreading this message, it does does some positive and good for the kids who hear it.
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Author: Abe
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11:39 am
Abe, you have truly stooped on that one. The “photo-shopping” would have been more realistic if that lovely tanned body went with Justin’s “pale”, untanned face.
Nice try. BAD result.
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12:14 pm
I don’t understand. who is this picture fooling?
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2:35 pm
Claire, she took it serious.
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2:39 pm
She won’t take YOU seriously though, Mr. Weisz. I think you’re all set in that category.
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3:30 pm
“It” moved. Pray for me.
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3:34 pm
Damn………I am on it.
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3:58 pm
“I am on it.”
Somehow, I can believe that, Mr. Weisz. Settle down and just relax, Erich. August is going to take good care of you.
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11:17 pm
Erich, I recommend that you always keep a cold spoon handy for moments like this.
But not one that’s straight out of the freezer — it might stick to your Herman Gelmet.
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4:07 pm
I see you’ve added some new “photo-shop” pics, Abe. LOVE the cover page. Too bad that Seventeen Magazine would not allow something so…….racy on the cover. The second one? Well, that’s another story altogether. Another poor attempt at photo-shopping. Did you forget that the “model” has a shadow? I don’t think the “bob” in the shadow quite goes with the “Bieber-do”.
Once again, nice try. EPIC FAIL.
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5:54 pm
With the rate you’re going I think you may actually beat LN’s comment record!
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6:27 pm
I doubt it, ex. Even if I did, I’d still have YOUR smarta**ed comments to outnumber. Now THAT would take some doing, Cartoon.
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4:11 pm
“”" My Oh my Oh My “”"
Erich Sean Your Best Christwire Mate and college “”ABE”" Photoshopped your head onto another Body
or is your “OWN Pulling Photo”
Click Like if you like “The Erich Sean Look”
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4:58 pm
I admit…I’m a fan.
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4:52 pm
I would do her. Jussayin.
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5:27 pm
Justin is a great role model body wise, I think more women her age should try to not pig out on fast food.
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6:08 pm
Justin Bieber is looking more and more like Claire as he gets older. Are you two girlies related Claire, are you holding out your secret celebrity connection Claire?
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6:30 pm
None of this is anything I would want children to see.
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9:34 am
Of course not. Bad photoshoping can hurt eyes.
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1:25 am
Wonder how his girlfriend feels about this… xD
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1:48 am
That is the spirit.
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7:38 am
“Wonder how his girlfriend feels about this…”
Yeah. Now THERE’S a “story” you people could ALL get behind. I can see it now: “Selena Gomez SHOCKED To Find Out She’s Been Dating A Woman”. That should make the Christwire headlines.
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10:55 pm
Maniac, mainiac, manac i dont give a fuck what your name is. Just shut the fuck up, all you’re doing is acting like a dumbass with Claire correcting everyone’s grammar like no tommorow. Claire i honestly don’t see any problem with saying “that is the spirit” so just dtop commenting because you’re making yourself look like a retard. Who gives a shit about anyones grammar.
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7:35 am
“Who gives a shit about anyones grammar.”
Just the people who are grammar nazis.
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6:59 am
“Who gives a shit about anyones grammar.”
Apparently you came into this conversation “a day late and a dollar short”, CF. You might want to do a few searches and just who is correcting WHOSE grammar. You have a Gelding and a Cartoon who seem to feel that they are the “Grammar Police” here. It’s not correcting, it’s self-defense.
So, yeah…
“Just shut the f**k up…”
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8:54 pm
If your going to post fake crap at least make your Photoshop images LOOK REAL i mean really abe needs to get back to the kitchen and get off the computer.
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11:03 am
your probably posting this so you and you’re gay friends can masturbate
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1:16 am
You know there’s something wrong when you realize that Justin Bieber’s sex is unchanged after a sex change. Just who’s that person?!!
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5:34 pm
Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me?!?!?!
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12:37 pm
Claire explain immaculate conception then?
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1:10 pm
I would think THAT ball would fall into YOUR court, Rev. YOU explain “immaculate conception”.
(I’m still trying to figure out what that has to do with this piece of incoherent psycho-babble.)
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2:47 pm
Hows your singing?
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2:49 pm
“First of all, “serious” should be “seriously”.”
I noticed that too, Claire. I just take into account his light grasp on the English language and feel sorry for him.
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1:03 am
So now you’re saying that you’re a boy? That’s cool you finally have the confidence to tell us that. If you want, the next time I’m back out East I’ll invite you to a little annual get together some old school buddies and I have. It’s two-hand touch football Sunday. We have some drinks, play some football and relive old times. It’s pretty fun.
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1:49 am
Good times.
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7:33 am
They DO enjoy “attempting” to twist and spin posts, don’t they? They’re not very GOOD at it, but the effort IS noted.
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