London is Burning: Why God Hates England
This weekend riots broke out in London England. It happened because a youth was shot by the police. News reports tell us:
Sirens could be heard across the city as authorities rushed reinforcements to the scene. In Tottenham shop windows were smashed as residents looted the stores, pushing shopping carts full of stolen goods down the street.
Officers in riot gear and on horseback pushed up against the demonstrators. Akinsanya put the number of demonstrators at between 400 and 500. Police said there were about 300 people gathered.
God has cast hell on Earth because of England’s sins against humanity and God.
I have never been one to mince words, especially when it comes to England, or Britain or whatever you want to call it. It is an Island nation of dirty satanic perverts. It is a dirty sinful state who’s only exports are sin. Lets review those sinful exports.
History:
Everything was fine in England until Prince Albert decided he wanted a divorce. Surprisingly the Pope who normally lets Catholics do what ever they want and then say some “Hail Mary’s” would not let the Prince get his divorce. Being the Prince he got his father to kick out the catholic bishops (a good start) but then created their own church (not real protestants=bad end). This Church of England’s followers are known as Anglicans and are like Catholics but believe in Abortion, Birth Control, Divorce, and Sodomy.
Disgusted by the Anglicans a group of good Christians known at the Puritans rose up. The church of England hated sharing religious power and started repressing them. Civil war erupted and the Anglicans committed numerous war atrocities that would make a Nazi salute. The lucky puritans managed to leave for the new world.
Soon England began to over fill, so they sent more of their people here. They took possession of our land and began over taxing and torturing our grand fore fathers. You know the rest. Our brave fore fathers threw off the yokes of oppression and opened up a can of whoop butt on them. But then they came back! 1812 saw the return of the limey Brit’s who dared set fire to our beloved national landmark of the white house. I ask you did we ever set fire to Big Ben?
Proud Christian Americans died fighting English tyrannical rule.
For a hundred years England stayed on their side of the Atlantic ocean and relations became more friendly. Then WWI erupted and we had to go save the continent. Americans returned home and were happy. But then again Europe erupted into WWII. Americans wanted to stay at home but Winston Church Hill convinced us to help them. Once we beat Germany into submission we again returned home.
Unfortunately then England dragged us into a war in Iraq. And we all know how that is going. One has to wonder if this is another attempt to soften us up for yet another invasion.
Witchcraft:
Millinia ago most of Europe was becoming Christians while the pagan Druids in England were building Stonehenge to sacrifice virgins to the Wicca god Cthulhu. The religion of Jesus was finally brought to the land but recent generations have thumbed their nose at Jesus and have reverted to the previous sinful state of witchcraftery. For centuries people have gone to Stonehenge to look at big rocks stuck in the ground and remembered why they no longer do that.
The pagan wiccan god.
But recent generations have come back to have pagan sex festivals whilst listening to raver music on Winter solstice at the landmark. The week after the event, the British Park service has to call up reserve people to clean the place up. Normally I would feel bad for people that have to touch DNA drenched used condoms and glow sticks, but they are British. They deserve it.
Pagan Devil worship was unknown in the early days of the US colonies, other than the Indians of course. On the other hand England had witch trials on a monthly basis. Fortunately for America the first groups to legally immigrate from England here were good God fearing Christians that were displaced by the not so christian Anglicans. But then later groups included witches, and soon we had to have witch trials as well. For hundreds of years if there were pagan satanic witches they were in hiding where they belonged. But Due to the pagan rejuvenation in England as well as Lord of the Rings and Harry Pooter, witchcraftery is once again on the spread in our great christian land.
All witches are evil
Lord of The Harry Pooter
Speaking of witchcraftery, we have to look at J.K. Rowlings Harry Pooter series. This gay tale of teen english children running around wiggling their magic wands at each other and riding around on phallic broomsticks. What can I say about this series of books and movies that has not already been said on countless christwire articles? But before this came along there was the Lord of the Ring quadlogy. These four books taught children about a dangerous world of Ogres and dwarves and elves. They excited a literary revolution in fantasy and then lead to Dungeons and Dragons and to World of War Craft and then to Harry Pooters, Chamber Pot of satanic secrets.
The Royals.
Does anyone even understand what is going on there? They have the royals who own the country but they have a prime Minister that runs things but they are a democracy not a monarchy…How can a Queen even run things? Isn’t that the King’s job? Why isn’t that big eared retard Prince the King? Why did that one king in the 30s give up the kingship for marriage to a commoner but Prince Harry who will supposedly be king one day if his grand mother ever dies, married that model whorelot that keeps exposing herself like Britney Spears in her meth days. I don’t understand any of this. It makes no sense.
What is worse is that the English people support their lavish sinful lifestyle. The Queen sits in her giant Tower of London and looks down on them and throws huge parties for Saudi and Chinese Business men. They eat fancy dinners of escargot, fish eggs and turkey legs. After business and dinner is done with, they relax to the private rooms and have drunken debaucherious parties. This is how Prince Harry met his new wife Kate Winslet.
Future Queen Kate
To make it even worse American’s now are fascinated by these people! Our brave fore fathers fought and died so we did not have to worry about these people ever again but now we can’t seem to get enough. Princess Diana was bad enough but we have these two newlyweds strutting around North America on their honeymoon. It disgusts me.
England/Britain/Great Britain
Even worse that the monarchy, is what to call the gosh darned place? Is it England? Britain? Great Britian? United Kingdom? What is Whales and how does it even relate to the country? What about Scotland and Ireland? Just look at this video and tell me you are NOT confused!
Driving
They drive on the wrong stupid side of the road! The only country in Europe to drive on the wrong side and then they fuss about how much their cars cost!
British TV.
I hate British TV. Especially their comedy. It isn’t funny. Remotely! Monte Python is the stupidest thing I have ever seen. I literally would rather watch telemundo on mute than watch a British Comedy. To add insult to injury PBS seems the think that they are the BRITISH Public Broadcasting System. And then to further kick you when you are down, Hollywood is bringing the trash over hear, and slapping an American face on it, as with the Office. Then there are the reality and game shows that they are doing that with. Isn’t American Idol and Dancing with People That Once Appeared on TV enough? Do we really need a Big Brother? Or an America’s got talent? I am tired of seeing Simon Cowells face, and hearing Sharon Osbourne’s mouth. Shouldn’t she be at home coaxing the last bit of talent from her drug addled chicken head biting degenerate of a husband, and wringing every dollar from him before he finally lapses into a drug induced coma?
Typical English Trash
Don’t get me started on Top Gear. I have already devoted an entire article to those gap toothed dandy perverts.
The English Language
Scientists tell us that we speak the same language, and for the most part I agree but what is a wanker, spanner, bollocks, chips, arse, and chaps; but most importantly why do British people smoke fags? I think we know the answer.
But then there is the way they even spell the same words! They do it WRONG! For Example:
American English:
civilization
color
armor
favorite
realization
British English:
civilisation
colour
armour
favourite
realisation
Returning Youth
And most annoying to me is the children fresh out of school who feel like they have to go visit England and Europe to be cultured. We have culture here. It is the best culture there is! Mexicans are willing to break into our country illegally to be a part of our culture. The Chinese are stealing as much of it as they can to reverse engineer it back in China. But still these liberal hippie kids want to learn more about Jolly Old England!
So God has put London to the flame. I say…Let it burn
As usual, if you love your country please protect it from these dangers, and keep a keen Christian eye on Christwire.org! Have a comment? We would love to hear from you! Please post below and to communicate with me personally add me as a friend on facebook.
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Author: Susan B. Xenu
Although over 80 years old, she is still a woman of unparalleled intellect and passion. She brings this spiritual fire to every aspect of her life. "Sister Susan" joined our staff in 2011 and has a fiery writing style on a diverse set of topics. A widow she lives in Atlanta, Ga and has been active in her church for over seven decades! You can now add her on Facebook or Twitter. Also read her Personal Blog.
6:36 pm
FUCK!!!!!!! NOT OZZY HE’S THE GREATEST FUCKING PERSON SINCE EVER!!!! IF THERE IS A GOD OZZY IS FUCKING GOD OF ALL GOOD IN THIS WORLD!!!
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6:43 pm
are you nuts. Cthulhu is a made up character in HP Lovecrafts novel.
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4:29 pm
you haven’t realized yet that everything on here is done either by comedians or a bunch of nutjobs. they can’t even get their own religion right. how do you expect them to know what the hell they’re talking about lol
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6:52 pm
Wow so much wrong here I don’t even know where to start!
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7:19 am
Awww cute picture at the end Susan u know what just cause u tried so hard Ima make my dog eat it
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2:52 am
You alison are a sick deviant pervert
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11:46 pm
fuck u Jesus and god dosent hate anyone or anything
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6:06 am
nice pentacle.
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7:29 pm
They helped the Canadians burn down our White House in 1812. They have never apologized and I really wish a true man instead of Harry Truman were president in 1942, because London should have received a nuking for their sin. They tortured one of our presidents by making him freeze for a winter in the Delaware and if that was not bad enough, they then came back only decades later to burn down our White House and burn living Americans they locked in churches. What a horrible, self-centered people.
They do not even thank us for freeing them from Hitler then act all shocked when their war-lusting hearts resort to this brutal violence and their nation is again thrown into chaos. They had a 100 year war with peaceful France and are responsible for our S & P credit rating drop.
What a plague on humanity and the redcoats should know they have no ally in heaven with their wanton lust for power and crude raver parties thrown at every stripper pub in the heathlands. Sickos.
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Amen Brother Watson!
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7:16 am
Everytime u open ur dick sucking cake hole I feel I dropped a few IQ points
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7:21 am
You’re an idiot.
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7:22 am
Susan that is, not Alison
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7:28 am
Thank u X)
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7:54 am
No, you were right when you replied to Mr. Manson. He is a moron and Susan is a pillar of our Christian community.
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8:03 am
Iisten I take no pleasure In beating a child so go and wank off to some porn like u usually do burnice for a lady unsure know how to be very unattractive even to a person who is horn 98% of the time
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8:12 am
Just wondering. Does anybody else understand what Mr. Manson said to me in the comment directly above this? I want to care and try to do what he told me, because he is the richest, most powerful 13 year old on the planet supposedly, so any help with his message above would be appreciated.
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8:17 am
Brother Bruce, I’m sorry but I fear it was a homogay come-on to you. That is the only way I can interpret it. I will pray for him that he may end his sinful ways.
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9:29 am
Wow just fucking wow now I will resort to what my great grand father told me ” doll when u have nothing nice to say say is it in another languge” y por eso voy a desir que se pueden yir y a chingar su madre he hos de su chinga madre pince werkitto de 12 y de 9 Anos decen que soy un beyeho que me mammen el qioute pince mammones u soy la mas bedihuda de aqui! Y yo si mando! Now then I hope u all burn in this so called “hell”
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2:30 am
Mr. Manson, I translated your mexican writings and it actually made less sense than your english, if that is possible. Here is the actual translation of what you said: “and so I can be desir yir mother and I fuck your bitch hos werkitto pince of 12 and 9 years tens I’ma Mammen beyeho I mammon or the qioute pince bedihuda am more of here! And if I command”
What does any of that even mean???
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2:57 am
“burnice for a lady unsure know how to be very unattractive even to a person who is horn 98% of the time”
I have seen auctions on ebay made by chinamen trying to talk English that made more sense than that!
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2:58 am
That sentence of her’s has a 80% word failure ratio to it. Mexicans write better than that.
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3:07 am
honestly bruce, I dont know which one is the most ignorant…english or mexican, try another language Alison.
OOH OOH, let me try writting in some of the devils mexican!
Alison es la más triste persona de aquÃ. Que pretende ser una mujer rica de gran alcance en el negocio de la música. Pero usted es realmente un adolescente que trabaja en una tienda de música en el centro comercial. La riqueza no proviene de su trabajo patético, pero desde el cielo. ArrepentÃos ahora y aceptar a Jesús como su Señor y Salvador.
How did I do?
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4:12 am
Susan, I am amazed at your grasp of heathen language like “Mexican”, but I believe you might have converted Mr. Manson with this comment: “is the saddest person here. It claims to be a rich woman powerful in the music business. But you’re really a teenager working in a music store in the mall. The wealth does not come from their work pathetic, but from heaven. Repent now and accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior.”
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4:22 am
Thank you brother. I was still a little off but I made more sense then she did.
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7:05 am
YOU STUPID RETARDED SLAG SLUT OF SATAN SUZIE
There is no Language called Mexican
In Mexico they “SPEAK SPANISH”
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8:38 am
I want to cum in your truth speaking mouth you sexy cunt.
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9:49 am
God shall be struck down by Lucifer and I! They attacked a country we worked so hard to grasp it, we shall use the communists of Asia to attack you soon! Your god declared war upon us and his children!
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6:28 pm
God said you will lose and he will destroy you completely. Game over. Lulz.
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10:27 am
aww susan, such a sweet looking old lady, such a shame. Ahh well, you’ll be dead soon. And mike, you look like some sort of patriotic paedophilic superhero…. Captain Ass rape
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7:10 am
Apparently She has already Died they pickled her with Bath Salts and she returns as an un-holy zombie bride of Satan
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4:33 pm
Your words inspire me to battle the dens of satan with my righteous rod of justice. I shall spew forth the seed of Love and Jesus unto your Holy soul.
This article is written by a TRUE BELIEVER!!! Praise be!!! to you Susan Xenu.
If’n you weren’t 50 years younger, mahapst I would invite thee to my flock.
–The Rev.
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3:09 am
Thank you for defending me against these limey rapscallions and hooligans.
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7:12 am
sorry rev her Crack has got mold and cobwebs filling it up your have to sweep it out
Your be Safer having a Blow job from a pit VIPER
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3:04 pm
FYI. ex prez bush asked politly our then p.m tony blair (where is he now…)to help invade iraq/avgan/anywhere else,cos the septics tanks have not got a clue how to.so F.U you old bint!
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6:03 pm
As a Welshman,the’what is a whales?’ Part is the funniest thing ive seen in a week (it’s spelled Wales by the way)
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2:42 am
Apparently you don’t jack-shit about history. For one thing, Canada wasn’t really ‘Canada’, it was still under British rule, and the attack on Washington was a response for the Battle of York. And you DO realize that during a war against your enemy, making them suffer is a GOOD thing, right?
Oh, and do you make up shit about everything all the time? EVERYONE GOT THANKED AFTER WORLD WAR II WHEN WE WON! I highly doubt that the leaders didn’t get together and shake hands, or at least send a message of thanks after the Nazi’s were taken.
AND PEACEFUL FRANCE?! Are you fucking high or retarded? France was ALL about war and conquest for awhile, EVERYONE WAS! France wasn’t this ‘peaceful’ country, it went to war with damn near everyone it could find way back when.
My god, you’re just incredibly stupid. Seriously, go back to elementary school, you might learn something.
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8:25 am
Ah yes, the voice of the anti-Christ speaks once again, telling us that making people suffer is a good thing. You’ve done well, young succubus, you’ve done your part well.
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6:07 pm
in war the way to win with fewer deaths is to break their spirit one of the best and sometimes worst thing to do is burn a monument or official buildings. I’m against war but thats basic knowledge of warfare
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6:15 pm
I am done with LN, she is just such an amazing idiot. I will be ignoring her from now on. Her soul was long ago forfiet
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6:34 pm
You never even had a soul. You’re nothing but a hate mongering, lying sack of shit.
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6:26 pm
She? How on earth do YOU know?
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7:02 am
“AND PEACEFUL FRANCE?! Are you fucking high or retarded? ”
He is just Retarded.
I could go to the end of the post.
So many crap coming out.
England dragged US to iraq? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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4:08 pm
Don’t you mean Finland?
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2:35 pm
you cunt
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4:03 pm
hehe american britain are all the same for me lust for power and greed seriously They are like you
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6:57 am
funny how your post suddenly Appears in this thread.
Suddenly its a hot topic for Debate.
Time you had A NEW ASS HOLE RIPPED.
“The Canadians helped Us” not us helping the Canadians
The USA Started the war of 1812 and lost it!!!
We Sacked and Burnt Washington and the white house twice in 1814 not again decades later.(Research some facts Materbater Watson)
Why Should we apologize For Defeating the USA in a war they Started by attacking Non Combat Civilians.
HAS THE USA APOLOGIZED FOR ANY WAR THEY STARTED.
” I really wish a true man instead of Harry Truman were president in 1942, because London should have received a nuking for their sin.”
Fact
“Trinity was the code name of the first detonation of a nuclear device. This test was conducted by the United States Army on July 16, 1945″.
No Nuclear Weapons until July 1945 “anywhere in the world”
So how could they Nuke London in 1942 ?.
They had a 100 year war with “peaceful” France
1337 to 1453 France was the “aggressor” in that Series of wars
RESULT = “France lost”
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“and are responsible for our S & P credit rating drop.”
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Nothing to do with “American Banks SUB PRIME MORGAGE LENDING” then.
Don’t Blame your Problems on us YOU a nation of 250M+ People blaming a nation of 60m
“”"FUCKING HELL YOU REALLY GOT AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX”"”
Quick recap
WAR USA V UK = You lost
WAR FRANCE V UK = THEY lost
Summary
“”"YOU GOT A FUCKING INFERIORITY COMPLEX”"”
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6:25 pm
You are a threat to the world, sonny. Yep, I called you sonny ’cause you’re acting like the child you are.
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7:43 pm
In this blog: Hating a country means that the country in question is ungodly. Oh wait, that’s what the rest of the writers think and they hate every country except America.
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7:48 pm
Susan WTF maybe if you read something more than the stupid ass bible you could learn something
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10:44 pm
Really?! Is God not all loving and forgiving. The hatred that is coming from you in this article is not very godly and you’re lucky he is all forgiving so he doesn’t send you to hell for your hatred of everyone / thing that isn’t American from the sounds of it.
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1:39 am
Well what do you think old people can’t really think that well i think she saw a bone fire and got the idea from that.
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1:42 am
i have a movie where England kicks the vaticans ass lot more info in that then this site thats for sure.
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1:43 am
England is also the birth place of the atheist prophet/god and fiction writer Charles Darwin.
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2:31 am
You’re a delusional idiot. You realize that, right?
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3:24 am
Christianity is NOT a delusion, there are over 2.2 billion Christians in this planet and we are not crazy (but you are).
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3:52 am
I’m not saying that Christianity as a whole is made of delusional people, I’m just point out that YOU are one. Alongside the rest of the Christwire writers, but I’m just pointing it out to you specifically right now that you’re delusional and stupid.
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4:14 am
Says the 13 year old girl acting like a 50 year old man. L.N, you have not converted one person to your way of thinking, yet ChristWire helps thousands a day become Good Christians. Doesn’t that make it seem like you should stop trying to prove us wrong and join in the giant party we will have in Heaven?
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4:25 pm
Douche, you aren’t fooling me, I know that you know that I’m a guy, yet you’re only insistent on calling me a woman just because you’re an insecure retard. Who says the point was to convert anyone? I’m just telling you all how incredibly stupid and dumb you are, because you’re so incredibly thick-headed that I don’t think you realize just how much of a bigot you are.
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4:49 pm
LN, if you are using a douche treatment you are clearly female. We all know that. It’s ok.
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4:54 pm
You would know how to use an actual douche, wouldn’t you Timmantha?
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5:43 pm
My theory is that L.N is a Transgerderist.
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5:49 pm
CI, if you have a theory, that means you believe in science, and according to you, science is bad.
Not only that, but all you’re doing is just lying, and lying is a sin. The whole lot of you are.
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5:51 pm
Actually, LN, no I don’t know how to use something like that. But I am familiar with the concept.
I do believe Christian inellectual has a good observation. Perhaps you are not female, but rather transgender. It’s not your fault. But you should repent and accept Jesus, as so far you clearly have not done.
Priase be!
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6:18 pm
Who else is going to take care of Claires sanitary needs?
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6:37 pm
Don’t lie Timmantha, you have an obviously female name, so you have to have a uterus, and thus know how to properly care for one. I’m a guy, my knowledge of vaginas is basically sticking my dick into one, shoot sperm into it, and make babies.
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3:15 am
I am pretty sure LN has gone over the edge. I don’t think there is anything we can do for it any longer.
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4:07 pm
how many of them are actual believer ??? barely 2 Millions of them are actual believer or worshippers the rest just live their life
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7:29 am
Satan’s Sperm Drinking slut from atlanta
August Says
Who is Claire ?
Confused ? did your crypt jam shut the last couple of days ?
Ps Augie Boy is thinking of sending me a plane ticket to the States i could have a layover vist to you in Atlanta.
I don’t mind Sleeping in a Spare Guest Coffen in your crypt.
Augie Needs some help to raise the airfare as “Smegma breath” Earlicker Von Cockbreath won’t put his hand in his pocket or Raid his Piggy Bank because he thinks i’m getting the job they promised him
Be a ChristWire Bitch Spare a few Dollars to Help Aug out.
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7:19 am
Fact
Robert Darwin, himself quietly a freethinker, had baby Charles baptised on 17 November 1809 in the Anglican St Chad’s Church, Shrewsbury, but Charles and his siblings attended the Unitarian chapel with their mother.
Charles Darwin Was A Christian
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1:45 am
Oh yes Lord of the Ring is what made D&D.
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1:47 am
YOU CLICK IT!!
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6:15 pm
Pathetic.
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6:30 pm
I’m thinking about it…Maybe…Maybe not…What if I…
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7:01 am
I’m British and love the article as it properly captures the usual level of ignorance and misinformation displayed in non-satirical pieces.
I imagine the whole thing being spewed forth by Fred Phelps in one of his deluded, psychotic rants (see God Hates Australia YouTube).
Far less amused by the comments by people who think it’s serious but that seems to be a trend on Christwire.
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6:16 pm
Get your hand out of your pants, you perv.
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6:41 pm
Didn’t you tell ‘Will Ferrel’ that you’d want to bone him?
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12:14 am
Your the one with the holes in your pockets Stephenson.
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7:34 am
Stephenson Billings
August 8, 2011
6:16 pm
“Get your hand out of your pants, you perv.”
This “cumm”ing from the Man that was “Pocket Pool” champion for the last 10 years.
He is wearing emo BLUE LIPGLOSS and wants to Chalk you cue
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6:20 pm
Fred Phelps is a liberal wussy.
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6:51 pm
Phelps is a Liberal really? Someone doesn’t know what liberal means any more obviously.
liberal   [lib-er-uhl, lib-ruhl] Show IPA
adjective
1.
favorable to progress or reform, as in political or religious affairs.
2.
( often initial capital letter ) noting or pertaining to a political party advocating measures of progressive political reform.
3.
of, pertaining to, based on, or advocating liberalism.
4.
favorable to or in accord with concepts of maximum individual freedom possible, especially as guaranteed by law and secured by governmental protection of civil liberties.
5.
favoring or permitting freedom of action, especially with respect to matters of personal belief or expression: a liberal policy toward dissident artists and writers.
(dictionary.com)
As a xenophobic evangelical Christian family who hate homosexuality and instantly says that anyone who disagrees with is a “fag” or “fag-sympathiser” who will burn for all eternity in hell, All of the Phelps family that follow Fred Phelps (him included) are about as far away from liberal as you could get
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I know what you mean fellow Brit about this whole website is a mockery. However unfortunately having read and commented on a number of these articles those that actually come across as ignorant and racist in the comment section ARE the same people who run the website and write the articles. A number of those that disagree believe the articles to be satirical like “the onion” A larger number of them are taking the piss out of the people who agree with the article and Some are getting fed up with the ignorant and ill-thought out rebuttal that usually only consists of insults or people praying for someone’s soul by these so-called Christians.
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actually I investigate the Lot of them they are in Total a BIG 10 peoples working on this site ( in time of my investigation)
its seems that albert and billings are the same and dracula and blanche ( seems funny since blanche means white in english and its the face color of dracula) anyway dracula and blanche are the same person as well and I could continue on
Therefore you don’t know about Shameful_truth he seemed a little “real”
Long story short is that guys was almost arrested and the site down if they kept him
the same thing would happen with Fake susan as well since she is clearly a terrorist
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2:37 am
I can’t remember what I thought of the nature of the site at the time I posted that. It may have been the very brief period where I believed the site to be genuine as a result of not reading enough of the articles. Possibility that I was in fact aware of the site’s true nature and actually saying it was a real site for the hell of it and to add some comic nature. It even could have been a bit of British pride showing through and really hating the suggestion that London should burn along with those that live there even though I knew the article to be false.
Whatever stage it was I am grateful for you clearing the confusion up mate.
I didn’t know that Billings and Creepy Clown-face (Albert) were the same person though. All my research showed that the two original creators of the site were unaware of Billings true identity and whether or not he knew the site was satire.
Bit of research that may or may not interest you. The other day I put Jane McDermott’s picture into google image search and came up with something I found quite interesting. Found out it is actually Rachel Maddow’s (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Maddow) yearbook photo. Who as it turns out is openly gay. Found it quite funny how a commenter who expresses anti-homosexual views has a picture of a lesbian. Just thought I’d share that.
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2:42 am
I can’t remember what I thought of the nature of the site at the time I posted that. It may have been the very brief period where I believed the site to be genuine as a result of not reading enough of the articles. Possibility that I was in fact aware of the site’s true nature and actually saying it was a real site for the hell of it and to add some comic nature. It even could have been a bit of British pride showing through and really hating the suggestion that London should burn along with those that live there even though I knew the article to be false.
Whatever stage it was I am grateful for you clearing the confusion up mate.
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2:48 am
I didn’t know that Billings and Creepy Clown-face (Albert) were the same person though. All my research showed that the two original creators of the site were unaware of Billings true identity and whether or not he knew the site was satire.
Bit of research that may or may not interest you. The other day I put Jane McDermott’s picture into google image search and came up with something I found quite interesting. Found out it is actually Rachel Maddow’s yearbook photo. Who as it turns out is openly gay. Found it quite funny how a commenter who expresses anti-homosexual views has a picture of a lesbian. Just thought I’d share that.
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2:50 am
I didn’t know that Billings and Creepy Clown-face (Albert) were the same person though. My research showed that the creators of the site were unaware of Billings true identity and whether or not he knew the site was satire.
Bit of research that may or may not interest you. The other day I put Jane McDermott’s picture into google image search and came up with something I found quite interesting. Found out it is actually Rachel Maddow’s yearbook photo. Who as it turns out is openly gay. Found it quite funny how a commenter who expresses anti-homosexual views has a picture of a lesbian.
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8:33 am
The Brits revel in carnage. They have this writer of “horror stories” (which by concept is bad enough) named Garth Marenghi. He claims to the “only author who has written more books than he’s read.” And they are awful, Satanic inspired tomes. I saw him on TV unintentionally at a friend’s house once where he was talking about actually wanting to open the gates of hell.
The Brits are a weird, devilish folk who think eating beans over toast is like the Rapture.
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6:22 pm
Let’s add him to the list of books that we will be burning at my upcoming book burning I am planning.
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6:56 pm
Have fun looking for his work as I can say with complete certainty that you will never find one he is not real he is just a character from a spoof series of documentaries into a series that never existed. As the author doesn’t exist he never published a single word
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6:54 pm
Garth Marenghi is a fictional author. Do some research, he doesn’t exist, he is a character from a fictional television show
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7:56 am
“IN the Christwire Christian World.”
“He Exists”
He has a RanchHouse in West Texas.
where he raises Dinosaurs and Demons for the Beef Canning industry.
He is a New Age Pastor in the Local Church of St Steve Job of Appleland on Sundays.
Barrack Obammy is one of his Illegitimate love children( mother Ophrandy whinny).
The Staff on His Ranch are all ex Employee’s of the CIA and FBI.
At The Personal request of Prez Willie (open yuh mouth Hun) Clitoris those CIA and FBI Agents were all of Mexican Canadian birth.
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9:06 am
We are in the end days. At this stage I am sure the English, with their fag smoking? None of them will be raptured, let them burn, it is a mercy.
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1:09 pm
You know thats not actually going to happen right?
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6:25 pm
Oh they will be raptured alright, but not by God that is for sure.
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5:55 pm
yeah its November, I’m still waiting for that rapture to happen. You folks promised us that a month ago now, nearly two.
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6:08 pm
A Fag, in England where people speak English properly (and we do, because it is our language, which we gave to you, be grateful.) is a synonym for a cigarette. It is not a homosexual or faggot as you Americans like to call it.
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7:00 pm
Yep it is a different thing completely. While on the subject of our language thanks for screwing it up with YOUR misspellings and affecting our children’s spelling ability. Learn to use silent letters like U or ditch them completely and form your own basic language called American.
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6:16 pm
So, I would simply like to inquire… how do you feel now that “rapture” has passed and nothing ever happened?
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9:46 am
God hates england but the whole world hates ignorant american assholes like the author of this.
So who’s worse off? Us hated by a fictional character or you, hated by billions?
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6:26 pm
I would rather be hated by billions of mindless godless idiots like you then be against the one true god.
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7:02 pm
Actually pretty much everyone hates America including Christian countries. In fact I’ve had conversations with Americans that hate the fact that people like you are tarnishing the whole of America and setting a bad example
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5:06 pm
tell me if everyone hates you and you think you do Good is everyone else is evil and terrorist ??
I mean come on if everyone hates you it’s surely for a reason ?
6 Billions of people can’t hate you without reason and I’m sure God would side with those people
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2:45 pm
god loves everyone ur not god so shut up dont judge
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8:13 am
“God Does not Hate England or Scotland or Wales or Ireland”
“”GOD HATES THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA”"
In “THE USA THE GROUND SHAKES” the same as the lands of heathen Jericho and of sodam and Gomorrah. (we call them Earthquakes).
From Alaska to Hawaii you can see entrances to the very Pitts of Hell and Smell the Smoke of Hellfire and Brimstone.(we call them Active Volcano’s).
Jesus never went to America for a holiday.
Thats “America The LAND GOD HATES”
England Scotland Wales Ireland
“No Earthquakes no Volcano’s” (God loves us and Jesus came here for holidays)
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12:46 pm
This is a great resume of the sins of the English.
A few years ago we had an English settler family in Blameless Creek that wanted to set up some kind of ‘pub’. We didn’t want our young folks corrupted so we runned their asses out of town. They even wanted to attend Church!
Our local Iowan police department didn’t need no persuasion to back us folks up.
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1:34 pm
I’m guessing that in this case the Australians have realised that they are now trash in most sports and have exported a wave of criminals back to England to sabotage the olympics.
Does anybody know any Australians and how they feeling about their sporting jump off a cliff?
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1:39 pm
PS I have been informed by a New Zealand guy that some Australians breed koala bears to use as replacement hot water bottles and in the Northern Territory as sexual partners.
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2:46 pm
Good grief, you really are completely stupid and uneducated aren’t you?
Sorry, let me put that in language you’ll understand.
Duhhhhh, you thick American fool!
LEARN SOME HISTORY MORON!
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2:50 pm
Typical View, Of a Typical Redneck. Considering the fact that Originally English came from England you seem to believe that They are spelling it wrong where in fact it would be the a reveseral meaning that ‘American’ English is wrong. I mean Looking over so many Topics here you seem to all be brainwashed over the whole ‘Christianity!’ and how you have viewed it twisted it mostly a fabrication of lies. I mean looking over this topic and various other you seem to want to write not the fact but what you wish to believe slandering the internet with your whole fabrication of what you personal see with the views in which you have twisted. a better way of putting this is their is the Truth and “Your Truth” in which you seem to want everyone to believe in the false facts and the seem to make everything refer to Homosexuality. If you consider yourself to be following the bible! O my god the holy Bible! Lets burn it. Then you have seriously gone misguided on it –
Not to mention you have a neanderthal view on everything which is related to a computer foreign .. or well just anything in general your blind ignorance to everything demonstrates your intelligence and educational level if you were raised in a normal and non-retarded family and recieved a proper education you would understand alot of things Like for example it isnt a persons choice to be gay its been proven that they are born with the “disease” as you put it so in a way if god made him in his own image isnt he basically giving the point that he isnt everything even homosexual plus i know your puny mind will not be able to handle this
Ctd: not to mention you have made a serious contradiction you wanted to warn people from the internet but yet you have a website on the internet people to actually get here generally will have to go through alot of your so called “dangerous” substances
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6:30 pm
fool.
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3:02 am
I suggest you go back to your history books and find out where most “Americans” came from. Then, still with your history books CHECK YOUR FACTS! You are either deluded, mad or taking the piss!
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7:11 pm
Another well thought out rebuttal from the genius that is Susan B. Xenu. Yet again a single worded insult instead of a thought out argument that has prompted me to become overly sarcastic as it is the only way to respond to such idiocy.
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6:18 pm
My… such a thoughtful response.
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5:59 pm
I’ve always found England to be a bit fruity. Well now I guess we have proof.
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6:26 pm
Wow. just… wow.
Susan B. Xenu?
Or
Susan Be Xenophobe.
Do some research next time, you’ll do less damage to yourself next time.
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6:31 pm
fool
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7:44 pm
You are the fool, Susan~!
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6:28 pm
April wants to go to the London Olympics next summer. After reading this I think maybe we will just watch them on TV.
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6:32 pm
I think praying in church would be a better investment
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6:33 pm
Here’s to hoping that she divorces your pencil dick and goes to watch the games in London.
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3:04 am
Let her go to London and learn the truth!
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3:19 am
where she will be raped by roving gangs of soccer hooligans.
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6:13 pm
No she wont. What is it with you people and rape? You’re obsessed with it! You claim that everyone who doesn’t agree with your ways or is slightly different is a rapist. It is not true.
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7:15 pm
Yes, we have Football (the proper word for soccer as it is a ball game played by kicking the ball with your foot) Hooligans but they are not rapists and as long as you avoid topics concerning football you are safe from getting attacked (that’s beaten up not raped by the way)
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6:39 pm
Please do sort out your grammar, Ms Xenu!
“American’s now” is incorrect – it is plural, not possessive, and should be “Americans now”, as is “Simon Cowells face” – this should be “Simon Cowell’s face”. Use our great language of American properly – we didn’t work hard on it for nothing!
Apart from this, what a fantastic, insightful article. Please keep up the great work!
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3:20 am
STAY STRONG IN CHRIST!!!
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6:31 pm
“Our great language of American?!” American is not a language, it is a nationality. You are speaking English, not American, English. We gave you our language, the decent thing to do is to use it correctly. I mean how difficult is it to spell colour?
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6:33 pm
They pick on me cause I spell colour, favourite, honour… Even my spell check says it’s wrong!
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6:47 pm
I know it really annoys me too and it makes me angry when Americans are saying I don’t speak English properly.
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9:54 pm
Yeah, but you see, I’m FROM here. To talk to me, you could tell. But, you see, I spell properly, when I wish to do so and am taking my sweet time typing.
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10:04 pm
My theory is we don’t speak proper English, we speak an Americanized version of engligh. Proper English comes from England.
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8:21 pm
in case you havent fucking noticed, england is the roots of the people of your “god country”. Anglicans are a lot better then protestants are. England has great people and a lot of class. your all fucking idiots and can go rot in your own hell
pip-pip cheerio
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7:20 pm
Well said mate. I like the addition of pip-pip cheerio that made me laugh to be honest. Just in case it causes any confusion I laughed with you in surprise (it is not used often enough) not at you for using it.
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9:49 pm
This is an amazing fact filled expose. It is well know that Jesus cursed this sad little country when they opened their doors to India, ushering in a a new age of Muslims and terrorism. The percentage of decent white Christians in this country is now effectively zero. Their food is known the world over as being greasy and unwholesome. Their crooked teeth speak for themselves.
It is also worth pointing out the homosexuality was introduced into the United States of America after World War II, since so many of our soldiers were “buggered” by the cowards of this tiny island who refused to fight Hitler like we did.
They call the USA “the states” instead of its proper name “America”. Isn’t that just pathetic? They are always calling the Atlantic ocean “the pond” like that was every funny.
Also, Susan, I have to commend your excellent HTML skills. You’ve really come a long way over the last few months. There is not one single error in this article!
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10:56 pm
Thank you brother! It has been a long road to learn the foreign language of HTML. Luckily I have managed to bond with several of the other authors and have learned from them. I have also learned to search for correctly sized photographs and am working on chart making. I still rarely get youtube links to properly load…so I usually stay away from them.
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11:41 pm
Remember that as strange and ungodly that HTML may seem, it was created here in the USA by the military and as such is blessed by Christ.
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12:12 am
Every good article requires a fact filled chart. I need to brush on my chart skills, too.
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3:22 am
AMEN BROTHER!
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7:36 pm
Jesus never cursed a country at all. He wanted us all to “LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR” not hate anyone who disagrees with you Christianity is STILL the highest recognised religion in this country according to the last census. The crooked teeth is an untrue stereotype. “greasy and unwholesome” food huh? yes our food isn’t necessarily 100% gourmet but that is just rich coming from a country responsible for introducing the world to the shocking excuse for food that comes out of MacDonald’s. Introducing homosexuality into The States? complete bollocks. Too scared to fight Hitler huh? Britain was in it from the start The States did not get involved until 1941 when Pearl Harbour was bombed. We call USA The States because America is a that describes THE AMERICAS which are two continents North and South America. (Also will point out that the whole calling the USA “The States” is a load of crap it DOES get called America over here) Both sides of the Atlantic have referred to the ocean as “the pond”
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7:37 pm
*…America is a name that…
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5:26 pm
Maybe because america is related to the CONTINENT and not your Little xenophobic country
Your country is called UNITED STATES OG the continent of america
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10:50 pm
London, London, Londons on fire we don’t need no water let that mother fucker burn!
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11:03 pm
Dear Mr. Negro. I appreciate your exuberance but your language is most foul, please clean it up.
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10:46 am
Dear Susan, your hypocrisy is most foul, Satan’s claws are for now out of reach of your soul, for now. Once we gain more support of sinners we will have an army of demonic entities and will strike god within the sky. You will not be saved, Lucifer shall become the new god. Give up woman, your prayers mean nothing to the might of the damned. As Lucifer’s champion, when I am released from thine chains, I will strike you first!
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12:22 am
I am satan, and I approve this message
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6:02 am
hmmm well, the lyrics have been pinched from coal chamber or bloodhound gang . How pray is that “Christian”
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11:59 pm
To the writer of this article:
How can you be so self-righteous as to say that God hates England? Do you claim to know the will and thoughts of The Father? Are you so perfect that and sinless that you can condemn others as you wish? While I do believe that England has sinned so has every other country on the planet. Every human being on this planet sins every single day. This is why Jesus Christ taught us The Lord’s prayer so that we may repent every day. Even your beloved Puritans sinned. It is people like you spreading your hateful rhetoric that make Christians look bad.
I mean, seriously…Cthulhu? That is a FICTIONAL character created by H.P. Lovecraft. There is no such pagan deity. Maybe you should educate yourself on ancient religions before you make such an idiotic statement. I do agree that the royal family is utterly useless and that their lavish life is indeed sinful. However, I’m not in any position to condemn them because I too am a sinner.
The rest of your article is just hate speech. You condemn British English when its just their manner of speaking. Is it a sin to speak Spanish or Chinese? You even go as far as to condemn British comedy. What does it have to do with anything?! This article is the biggest piece of garbage I’ve read today. It is nothing more than a hate rag. Sir or madam, if you are a troll then you got me hook, line, and sinker.
Perhaps you have forgotten the two greatest commandments:
Matthew 22:37-40
37Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind.
38This is the first and great commandment.
39And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
40On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.
Do you truly love the lord with ever fiber of your being when you spew this hatred? Are you really trying to love others as you love yourself?
P.S. I’m a born-again Christian and I fear God. I would NEVER be so bold as to say that God hates this or that unless I’ve read it in scripture. You have no respect for The Lord and are just as false as the Pharisees in Jesus’ time.
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3:27 am
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ME!
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7:46 pm
“A Christian” has every right to question you, it is their right as a human being, and one of the amendments of your country THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH. The person has given quotes from the bible that you claim to follow that have just proved you are not a true Christian. Your response is rude and obnoxious the person has given you the opportunity to explain yourself, taken the time to explain their viewpoint with actual evidence and quotes from the teachings of Jesus and you respond with “HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ME!”? You sicken me
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12:27 am
I dont know if yourn jokeing, trolling, or you’re just a moron
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5:29 pm
hahaha I will quetsion you You are not a real granny for the matters You foolish BOY
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6:22 pm
Hahaha GREAT response, definitely making yourself seem WAY more credible.
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4:39 am
This is a spoof right? It must be. It’s too ignorant to be real
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9:25 am
Welcome to America, The home of ignorance.
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3:28 am
HOME OF THE BRAVE you unamerican freak
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6:17 pm
More like Home of the PARANOID!
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7:47 pm
Home of the Ignorant and Paranoid
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7:34 pm
Oh God, I’m so ashamed of this country’s people. Brits, please excuse their stupidity. -_-
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6:08 am
So, you watched the video regarding the British isles and found yourself in a state of confusion? This serves only demonstrate your severe lack of intelligence. You know, if it’s a choice between being as stupid as you bunch of cunts, and being a ‘godless sinner, who’s ‘export is only sin’ then so be it. Let me burn.
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6:28 pm
John, what would Pocahontas think of your naughty language?
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3:29 am
praise click Claire!
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6:13 am
Let’s clear up a few factual inaccuracies:
- Prince William, not Prince Harry, married Kate
- The Kate who married William is not Kate Winslet
- Prince Albert never divorced – you’re thinking of King Henry VIII
- Wales is a country, a whale is a mammal
- The UK did not drag the US into a war on Iraq. There was plenty of support for invasion within President Bush’s administration: Cheney, Wolfowitz, Rumsfeld, and Bush accepted their views
- Big Ben is not a building, it’s the bell within the tower
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6:21 am
if you are going to be rude about good old blighty you should at least learn some history! My word chaps you so need to sit down with some chips, faggots (meat ball type of thing)and gravy and read a book on it all. we are not all chavs!
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3:37 am
I am NOT pouring gravy on faggots.
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7:50 pm
Why not? a faggot is a smallish bundle of meat not a derogatory term for homosexuals over here in the wonderful Britain.
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7:07 am
This is the funniest thing I have ever read in my ENTIRE life. You American bible bashers are a different breed.
For starters, you might actually want to try and do a bit of research. Harry is NOT married… idiots.
The English language section is another area full of Lul’z. Any idea why it is ‘the English language’ and no ‘the American language’. I’ll give you a clue – maybe because it was started IN ENGLAND! Even your religion came from the Church of England so your arguements are fundamentally flawed.
No wonder people turn in to dickheads in the name of religion when we have absolute pricks like yourselves spreading moronic nonsense to people who are actually trying to take a serious interest in religion.
Expect us.
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3:38 am
“Expect us.”
to what? be idiots?
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6:24 pm
No dear, we only expect that from you.
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7:53 am
I shall ignore the use of made up facts, poor spelling and what i’m guessing is long lost common sense.
What i can rest easy in is the knowledge that if in fact God does exist, that you and from what I’ve seen the rest of Christwire will all be comdemed to hell for you views here.
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8:03 am
“I shall ignore the use of made up facts,…”
And we, madam, shall ignore you. Unless, that is, you are willing to accept Jesus as your savior and join the ranks of the redeemed.
Praise be!
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6:27 pm
Definitely a wise decision to ignore people that disagree with you. ESPECIALLY when they are considerably more intelligent and their responses much more factual, reasonable, and supportable.
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9:36 am
gods a cunt & so are you!
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3:52 pm
you bitches are going to be so gutted when you realise i dont exist. Accept of course you wont, because when your dead, your dead.
No heaven for you! all you have to look forward to is becoming worm food like the rest of us. Except of course whilst the rest of us are enjoying the little time we have on this planet, you schmucks are praying to an imaginey being who isnt santa clause.
Sucks to be you
god save the queen! x
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9:13 am
America was founded by people who were the rejects from England and Ireland. Now America is the reject of the world. Proof that worthless rubbish will always be worthless rubbish.
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3:40 am
your country is the one burning like a pile of rubbish
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7:53 pm
Which by extension means your country is as well. Did you not understand Tom? A large section of your country come from Britain
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7:02 pm
And yet even with the riots, we’re still better with our money than America is. What a shame that God hasn’t protected you from your greedy selves. Let me know when your country has learned not to destroy itself, and maybe I’ll start taking you seriously.
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9:38 am
Susan is in need of a cock up her arse
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9:47 am
Or a rusty spike.
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9:59 am
Fuck off you religious fucking cunt!
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9:59 am
You got some big issues right there. No point bashing the British lov. Chances are you’re descended from us so sort yourself out and put a cake in it yeah. Or a cup of tea. Your choice…
Ta.
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England is a land of culture & history. Whilst American’s history is one of thief, murder & slavery of the native Americans.
Americans have no culture or history of any credible values, you **borrow** English values, architecture to replicate our history.
Personally I think the only problem with England is that the American culture, bad movies (Hollywood), fast food (McDonalds, Burger King & KFC), vanity of excessive plastic surgery, gun totting gangsters, and general greed of the US has perpetuated into the culture of this great nation.
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10:03 am
Ah you Yanks..
- You hate everything you don’t understand. Which is everything.
- I thought your religion was about preaching love? All I see is hate.
- I really hope this is a joke, or the world is more fucked that I thought with you in it.
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7:59 pm
Christianity (like all religions) supposedly preach love unfortunately some Religious nutters take this to mean only love those that believe exactly what you believe, is the same ethnicity and nationality as you and no one else. And I wish it was a joke but the world is in fact as fucked up as this article seems. Most contributors to this website have outside pages devoted to them and one is even going to try and run for the American Presidency.
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10:12 am
On the plus side you’ll be dead soon, you malicious old bitch.
Hint: God doesn’t exist.
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10:35 am
Go fuck yourself you religious maniac.
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10:36 am
There is so much wrong with this article it is actually incredible. The number of inaccuracies is actually staggering. It’s not even making me angry, it’s just pretty funny and mildly pathetic. If you’re going to spew this kind of mindless vitriolic bullshit, at least try to get some of your facts right. I have nothing against your religion, but you sir are blinded by it, and you are a fool.
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1:13 pm
(it’s supposed to be more funny than that)
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10:41 am
You know it’s true, God hates this place
You know it’s true he hates this race
Homicide-Suicide
Hate heals, you should try it sometime
Strive for Peace with acts of war
The beauty of death we all adore
I have no faith distracting me
I know why your prayers will never be answered
God Hates Us All, God Hates Us All
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10:41 am
Oh, but if this is a joke, it is genious
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11:13 am
Who wrote this idiot pile of horse crap. This moron has obviously never stepped outside his town. You need to get a life and concentrate on your own country that has much worse troubles than what is happening in London right now. People like this so called “writer” need to learn someones culture before you deliver any of this smack talk, BS on the net or you will make yourself look stupid to anyone that has more than 2 brain cells. God doesn’t hate England, (and if you weren’t as dumb as an single cell organism, you would know we are called the United Kingdom) god only hates people like you and the guy which stole from the injured boys backpack, whilst pretending to help him – and yes I put you both in the same catergory. This site is called Christwire.com right, well what does all this idiocy and inaccurate information say for the site. You disgust me and I’m sure my country will feel the same. Time for me to go bone my bird, and spark up a fag. Might go down the old cruiser later for pint. Understand that dumb dumbs
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1:11 pm
Dudes!(See. We speak American here too).
My wife is, quite literally, a witch. Sadly, there’s not as much sex involved as one might imagine from the documents which were used to justify burning, drowning and imprisoning the ‘wise women’ of this country. I guess there’s some jealousy at work.
Anyway. Thank you Susan for revealing some real truths about England – I’m not mad about the idea of divorce, but I do love the fact that we’re pro-choice (another idiotic Americanism). I’m glad we tolerate sodomy – but it’s stretching it a bit (oo-er) to call it one of our ‘beliefs’!
Much love,
Mike
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3:47 am
well at least your not as rude as the other limey twits on here. Perhaps if you had married a decent christian woman you would have a happier marriage.
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8:02 pm
He is mocking you
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1:17 pm
Please say this is a joke. Because if it is it’s possibly THE funniest thing I have read. I was literally creased over laughing.
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3:49 am
creased like a pair of pants?
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5:18 am
Yea as in creased in the middle from laughing incredably hard.
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1:21 pm
Thank God, Susan B. Xenophobe will be dead soon.
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1:29 pm
Finally! An American with a sense of humor. Heheheh.
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3:25 pm
Wow, seriously…
Cannot tell if trolling or really that stupid.
One thing I’ve also thought to be a basic necessity to preaching hate filled bile on the internet is that if you’re going to do it, learn your facts that will be able to validate your argument.
Apparently, Debating 101 is probably banned as a sin wherever this poor author hails from. I thought I would be able to make tab of the inconsistencies are errors in this hate speech on one hand (because all religious based arguments put forward by these people are always layered with inaccuracies) but i ended up having to keep track with a tally system.
Frankly, this is a superb piece of comedy writing even if was not its intended purpose. You can spill all the hate and vile nature of your supposedly clean soul on the internet but you, author, do nothing more than embarrass yourself, your beliefs and your family for ranting on a country I would put a fair wager on you couldn’t find on a globe.
Thanks for the laugh, I’ll be sure to pass this on to my friends
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4:20 pm
i don’t get why there are “christians” like you people. i was told christianity is a way of life, living for God and spreading his LOVE and telling others about His LOVE. What you people are doing is posting hate, everything on this website is God HATES this or that. Please, understand God doesnt hate anyone, he in fact loves us even when we do sin. Thats why he died for us. Because he believes in mercy, for you to say he hates England is disgusting because its such a lie. I’m most positive that there are christians like me who live in England and God would never hate them. People are alwaya going to bash on religion because some were raised differently or don’t believe in it at all. However, that gives us as Christians no right telling them they’re going to hell… How dare you say that, you’re not God and you can’t tell them that. You can only turn the other cheek, and still show them that you and God loves that person still.
Practice what you preach, please. Cause you only make yourself look like a fool.
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5:06 pm
Who are these folk that think that this is a so-called troll site? My parishioners sure don’t think like that. There is enough news going on across the world without nonsense from these silly critics.
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5:52 pm
because most of the articles on here are too ridiculous to be true they gotta be fake or satyrical, thats why.
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2:10 am
I’m not gay…I know I experimented with Malfoy a few times, but that was only because I was under the Imperius curse!!
Besides, you’re a muggle and wouldn’t understand.
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2:13 am
Can’t tell if the author is trolling or just the biggest fucking idiot to walk this earth?
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3:52 am
Crazy old hag…
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4:33 am
Christwire is a whole bunch of garbage. Do you see the trash that’s posted on here?! All the staff from Christwire belong to the “Thank God For Dead Soldiers Church” You are the fucks going around, claiming that “Comedy Central” and “Xbox360″ is “Satanic” but you turn around, and make your children hold signs that read “God hate Fags” “God hates jews” and you do this at a FUNERAL. Hold, on. I’m going to put this in caps lock. JESUS WAS A JEW. Wanted to make sure you read that part.
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5:00 am
Actually, whenever I see them write an article regarding the Westboro church it is always in disgust and distaste.
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5:48 am
typical english idiot with no idea of what he is talking about
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5:51 am
I really don’t understand these Brits. Are they all about Satan? I mean, what is up with a national dish of blood pudding?
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6:23 am
ugh, and that marmalite stuff. They are disgusting people.
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6:37 am
And the very gay teletubbies. It seems to be a land of gay pedophiles who prefer their diet consists of entrails, stuffed bladders, blood, and “bangers” (as if that isn’t homogay enough! in itself!). I really hope I am wrong because I have some Brit friends who are very nice.
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3:53 pm
Blackpudding , for heavens sake you eat hotdogs which have no nutritional value at all.
Anyway since when has eating all of an animal provided by your god for us to eat become a sin.
Unkess of course you are a muslim . ( just for your info they class pigs as being a dirty animal as they scavenge)
Ohan I have nothing against muslims as I have alot of muslim freinds.
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8:06 pm
Black pudding (NOT BLOOD YOU MORON) is not the national dish
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6:31 am
Say Susan, I hope you don’t mind but I’m going to ask you a question that is a bit off topic. You see, I have not heard from these “Lawyers” you mentioned last month. I’m kind of worried because it further proves that you are simply full of shit.
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6:39 am
The only lawyer, judge, and executioner you will require will be God.
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10:40 am
God is nothing but a Slave Master who brutally beats his slaves!
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8:08 pm
Typical American bigot doesn’t understand that people ARE INDIVIDUALS and don’t have to share the same beliefs as her
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4:34 am
Why is it that everyone that believes in a “god” thinks that “god” agrees with them… sign of delusion IMO.
Also, “god” hates England because a few kids stole some TV’s and some fires were set in a few shops? Have you not been watching what “god” has done in the US recently? Get a grip, it’s all imaginary… Shops being burned in London, or planes being flown into buildings in New York are acts done by men and women, Wind and rain and other natural disasters happen as a result of “natural” processes we understand in detail… none of it requires an invisible sky wizard to explain it.
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5:15 am
How dare you! How dare you make light of 9/11, only weeks before the ten year anniversary! How dare you you OFFENSIVE SWINE!
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5:21 am
Dude if u never joke about damage to oneself or in this case a nation then u never find the ability to over come this…….”tragady”
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4:59 am
Mr. Manson, if you can laugh at the tragedy of 9/11, then you truly are not an american, and due to your lack of basic financial rules, I believe you are a North Korean spy who has gotten use of the internets by your “supreme” ruler Kim Jong Il. I will keep praying that your ignorance and stupidity in your lies end soon. Everybody knows you are lying about your life except you, it seems.
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9:26 pm
Oh ur stereotypes. And if people belive them. Then thier brains are small just like ur penis! LOL!………. Wait a bloody minute! U don’t have a penis! Lol ur like a Ken doll!
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10:37 am
It was a terrible event, I make no comment on how serious it was, only that it was perpetrated by MEN, it was no “Act of god”.. as were the events this article is commenting on.
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4:42 am
Sorry to tell you, but you have wasted 80 years of human life my dear. Most of your article is totally inaccurate. You seem to be a little confused between reality and story books. It’s people with such far fetched ideas such as yours that create everything in this world which even you yourself would label as sin. I pity you and anyone that ever has to listen to you speak. Hope you get well soon.
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4:57 pm
There are lots of trolls here. Can we not exclude them somehow from our Christian web site? I and my folks do not want our lives poisoned by their ungodly venom. I and my family keep good old-fashioned guns to run these losers off of our land and away from our Church.
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5:10 pm
Gary, you make me laugh and spit on your chained life! You want to be forever a slave to god! You fear your slavemaster for he will beat you if you indulge in indulgence, you truly want him to allow you to suffer unhappiness?! When you say you will pray for us, you are just saying you hate us, but in nicer terms! You live life as a liar! We as the Satanic cult admit what we truly are and you mortal, will suffer for eternity!
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10:40 am
Wait… it’s this site that wanted comments, and if you want to live in an insular world where everyone believes the same storybook that you do, how will you ever learn?
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2:08 am
Okay, Susan interesting article you wrote.
I have a few issues with it though, The main one being that 99% of the information you have put is completely incorrect.I do not know where you get your facts from but where ever it is, its wrong.
So before you go saying the English are disgusting idiots, you might want to do a little research.
Now I am not a believer of god or any religion (although I do not condemn those who do believe) but I am a believer of science and facts. The only fact here is that you are wrong and have only portrayed yourself as an idiot.
Also before I go, last time I checked, God (if he does exist) loves all creatures and beings on his earth and yet you condemn others.
this surely means that you are not a follower of God but more off a darker force full of hate.
I bid you farewell
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2:17 am
What a load of tosh. Sorry mate, but you do not even have the slightest grasp of history or Christianity. Try reading some real stuff by John Stott, CS Lewis and indeed the Bible itself. So sad to see the perversion of what is supposed to be Christianity. God to loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son… it is a choice to be a Christian, not a right, not a forced condition. You have a lot to learn about theology, sociology and importantly HISTORY. If you are going to rant, get your facts straight, don’t babble on uttering made up tripe, second/third hand opinions and gutter journalism. Good luck in getting those sterotyped glasses off and finding the true vision of salvation and reality.
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11:33 pm
I am not your mate pervert
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4:35 am
Where is “Whales”?
apart from in the ocean (the sea for all other English speaking countries) that is?
Ok, geography lesson for you my dear;
The formal name for our beautiful mother country is The United Kingdom of Great Britain & Northern Ireland.
Great Briatin is the main land of England, Scotland and Wales (note the spelling) and the outlying islands such as the Inner & Outer Hebrides, Shetland, Orkney etc (look them up)
We are a sovereign state located off the north west coast on continental Europe.
We don’t have the death penalty – we don’t need it.
Our police are not armed – they don’t need to be.
We drive on the correct side of the road, we know how to use roundabouts, we don’t call our motorways and highways “turnpikes”, we know how to make a proper cup of tea, we know how to make proper bread, our bacon has actual meat in it, we know how to make proper beer, we are interested in and learn about other cultures and communities, we do not fear travel to foreign lands, we tend to individually weigh less than a small moon and we use the correct spelling of the word “aluminium”
Have a nice day.
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5:49 am
love thy neighbour as i have loved you? pretty sure you cunts dont know how to do that.. breaking a commandment. your going to hell. muahahahaha
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6:13 am
Ohhh dont you just love American extremes. Im not religious in any sense, However I understand multiculturalism and history . I know Americans (white) do not have a history .. They stole it. Religion is a choice , my parents are christians , I am not , I live in harmony with them , I have asian freinds who make a cracking banquet , My carribean mate makes a fab curry goat and rice and peas , and I make a fab suet pudding. Oh and just for your information, my feet are not burning and the ground is wet and cold.
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11:36 pm
much like your sad soul
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7:43 am
I am completely neutral when it comes to religion but I’d much rather be a heathen Pagan than a Christian, at least Pagans didn’t go on a crusade slaughtering people simply because they believed in a different God.
BTW Susan, what is ‘marmalite’?
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7:59 am
One is bemused, One did not marry Kathaleen, however, one, should one be asked, would not mind running her up and down my flagpole.
All in the service of my country, you understand.
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11:05 am
What’s with the condemnation of our riots? We take pride in our riots and have done for centuries, long before we set sail, butchered millions of indians and created your daft country as a giant theme park. Just because we set about sending our most inbred, thick, deviant and stupid people in boats to breed and create a nation of morons is no reason to wave your burning crosses at us! Your democracy is a sham and you’re all obese and made of plastic and silicone. We’ll continue to have riots for whatever reason we like. Thank you. The Merry People of Engerland.
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7:55 pm
I agree with you, Readmarx. Austrailia is just a big theme park with your most inbred, thick, deviant and stupid people.
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8:16 pm
Readmarx said YOUR COUNTRY not Australia (note the correct spelling)by the “your” he/she was clearly poking fun at America. Read what is ACTUALLY WRITTEN BEFORE COMMENTING. It will make your arguments seem more valid as you’ll actually respond to what was said not what you think was said
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6:23 pm
I find this incredibly racist. You have obviously not been to the UK, it is a beautiful country, people here are a lot nicer than some of your countrymen. And for your information, we (as well as the rest of Europe)built your country, so show some respect!
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7:40 pm
You BUILT our country? That is just stupid. On the other hand WE REBUILT your country after the war. Where is our thank you card?
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8:22 pm
So you are under the impression that your country arose fully formed filled with people who are native to America? How mistaken you are your country comes from all over Europe. (which by the way, is why your government didn’t want to get involved in the World Wars until you were attacked, involvement would have led to distrust and possibly civil war as your country is made up from all of the sides involved in WWI and WWII) America has never rebuilt the UK, a country that has been invaded countless of times, managed to fight off most of the invasion forces and always manages to rebuild itself without help. Pick up an actual history book.
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9:16 pm
Why dont you read some history you bloody british twit. People came here from England . YES. But they didn’t want to be in England and England didn’t want them. SO they LEFT.
They ceased to be English when they left. They then Built this country. Not only did they build this country from the ground up they sent back food and lumber to england to pay for their ships and provisions that brought them here.
We built our own country and all you did was keep taxing us and pushing us around. We were at peace but then you came and started wars with the Spanish, French, AND Indians, as usual sticking US in the middle.
You moron, your crappy little island nation was crush and ruined after WWII. We helped you rebuild your America hating country and this is the thanks we get? 3 generation later you deny it?
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10:51 pm
Studying history is a hobby of mine and I have studied, in an educational system, British history, American history, WWI and WWII (the last two in especially great detail. I know the causes events and aftermaths of both World Wars very well as does most Brits who go into the public school system) I know exactly what I am talking about. Yes, America may have declared independence eventually but you were under the control of the BRITISH EMPIRE and filled mainly with BRITISH SETTLERS until that point and were therefore BRITISH. I never said you were English I always said BRITISH big difference. Yes, we sent some people over to the States that weren’t wanted in mainland Britain *cough* criminals *cough* and some didn’t want to live in the UK but a larger number went with the intent of extending the BRITISH EMPIRE. You took no part in the rebuilding process after WWII you were too concerned with the Cold War, (a unwinnable war that if actually resulted in an all out war with the USSR YOU AMERICANS and the RUSSIANS would have wiped out the world several times)
The UK has never needed anyone else’s help when recovering from a war or an invasion, we are well and truly able to cope with the after-effects of both because as a small collection of islands the UK is used to being invaded and attacked. We’ve had more than our fair share of practice.
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8:31 pm
What is that smell? Oh it is pasty ass white English crackers (chips?)burning. Raise up Afro-British!
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9:23 pm
Aye aye aye quando van a prender que todos son idiotas? liv nu shanic lan me liv ru na e lomba shin ni! Morons.
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2:13 pm
you’re just amazing, taking all this peoples shit and standing for what you believe is one of the qualities I respect the most in somebody. If they loved God/Jesus as much as they say they wouldn’t be judging they’d be helping, they should not be hating but loving.
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11:40 pm
shut your sodomy hole hippie
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11:30 pm
I wasn’t talking to you, if i am whatever i am you don’t care, respect is all i ask. Unlike you i am consistent with my beliefs. People like you make the world what it is, full of hate and idiots.
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6:34 pm
Woooww, talk about foulmouthed and absurdly hostile.
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10:32 pm
Now it is that time where once again I share my view on this article and I get called a “heathen”, “evil”, “liberal homogay”, or my personal favourite “lost” and someone prays for my soul.
Firstly The History section.
The rubbish below the title history is completely wrong and not correct. First of all in about 1 minute of research I found that there had been 3 Princes with the name Albert. Research into the number of Prince Alberts was not necessary as when most people refer to Prince Albert they are discussing the one that married Queen Victoria and never got or wanted to get divorced. But the person you are referring to did exist he was called Henry the 8th. That’s the guy who started off the Church of England so he could get a divorce. Britain has had some vicious civil wars but which country hasn’t? All countries have a highly shameful past where they have committed countless atrocities including America *cough* the Slave trade and attack on the Native Americans. *cough*
We were at war with America over the land that people of British decent stole from others. Americans come from European countries and the vast majority around the war of independence would have been British in nationality. It was practically a civil war fought in a country where neither side really had any claim to the land. We may have burnt down the White House but we were at war buildings such as the White House become a target. As for setting fire to Big Ben go ahead it is a bell the worst you will do to it is melt it. If you meant the Clock Tower it is a brick building no wood to burn there.
As for helping out in WWI. Your country did HELP us win that war. You were only a help however because you were supplying us troops that hadn’t been fighting a brutal war for 3-4 years. You declared war in 1917 didn’t start fighting in actual battles till 1918 the war STARTED in 1914. WWII you spent the majority of the time in war against Japan (yes you helped with Germany again but your main concern was Japan) And were in fact only using that battle as a show of strength against the USSR (made abundantly clear by you dropping 2 nuclear weapons on Japan when they planned to surrender, there is hard historical proof of this.) Also again you didn’t get involved until a few years after the outbreak of war. To those Americans wondering why you didn’t jump in at the start of both World Wars the official answer was to avoid civil war due to the citizens coming from both sides of the warring nations.
The Iraq war was always your war. America started it and asked for Great Britain’s help. A decision that made divided our country and turned a large percentage of the world against us because it was and still is an illegal war. Also little side note the whole thing was your fault anyway you armed Saddam Hussain in the first place so he could gain power. Bad move there.
Now onto Witchcraft:
Millennia (the correct spelling there) ago there wasn’t Christianity let alone the witch hunts. Millennia is the plural of millennium which is 1,000 years (so for use of the term millennia you need at least 2,000 years) as Christianity was only just on the rise 2,000 years ago it was not massive in Europe. The witch-hunts that you happen to be referring to took place between the late 15th century and the mid 18th century roughly 500 years ago.
The Druids that used Stonehenge were Millennia ago and way before Jesus was even born. Stonehenge is thousands of years old and no one has found any proof of a sacrificial alter its purpose remains a mystery. Cthulhu is a fictional demon that is a part of the fictional world invented by HP Lovecraft. The name didn’t appear till 1928 and is not a Wiccan god. Christianity is still the main religion of Great Britain according to our census results not any pagan religion (I’ve done the research and written a essay on religion in the UK).
Now onto the Lord of The Harry Pooter
The Lord of the Rings is filled with Christian symbology. It concerns the struggle with the temptation of power, self-sacrifice and a journey to defeat evil. Many of the magical beasts in it are deformed and minions of evil. J.R.R. Tolkien has stated that himself and was a Christian until his death. Finally ‘The Lord of the Rings’ is a trilogy although the ring is mentioned in ‘The Hobbit’ it is not part of the trilogy. Harry POTTER (the correct spelling) again is the struggle between good and evil.
The part associated with the Royal family.
Poor grammar throughout this section so wont spend my time correcting it. Firstly although we still have a monarchy the royal family hasn’t been truly in charge since our last civil war about 500 years ago. The person in charge of the royal family is passed on through blood relatives and in order of age. So the reason why Queen Elizabeth is Queen is because she is the oldest member of the house of Windsor that didn’t marry into the family and as for the whole Prince being King thing the reason the Queen’s husband is a Prince is because the title king carries more power and Prince Charles isn’t a part of the House of Windsor. Simple really. The whole having to renounce your Kingship hasn’t been in action for centuries. Prince Harry is not married. It is Prince William you are thinking of Kate MIDDLETON (not Winslet) was never a model. The Tower of London is a prison the only Queen to have ever sat in the Tower of London was imprisoned there The Royal Family does not take part in drunken debaucherous parties as a rule Prince William and Prince Harry have been discussed in the tabloids due to this unexpected and not Royal behaviour. Some of our taxes do go to the Royal Family but the Monarchy bring in a lot (in fact probably most) of our tourism.
Now possibly the most stupid part England/Britain/Great Britain
It really depends on what you are referring to. The video is really simple and easy to understand.
England – The principle country of the UK.
Britain and Great Britain – These are the exact same thing the main mass of the UK made up from one Island which includes three different countries Mainland England, Scotland and Wales (note the spelling Whales are sea mammals, Wales is a country)
The United Kingdom – NORTHERN IRELAND and all its little islands (not Ireland), England and all her little islands, Scotland and all its little islands and Wales and all its little islands
Now for Ireland (only a fool will throw this in with England/Great Britain/The United Kingdom) – Ireland is the name given to a island with two separate countries, Northern Ireland and The Republic of Ireland. The Republic of Ireland are not a part of the United Kingdom they are not under the Crown and DO NOT like getting thrown in with the United Kingdom (not overly fussed by associating them with Northern Ireland but aren’t a massive fan of them due to them being a part of the UK)
The section of driving is pointless and stupid who honestly gives a fuck what side of a road people drive on and the cost of cars is an unrelated matter.
British TV.
British TV is regarded world wide as great and our comedies are obviously funny, why else would most of American Comedies cite MONTY (Correct spelling) Python as a inspiration. (one of whom is American by the way, and all Cambridge educated.) America is equally responsible for rubbish TV. As for Simon Cowell Britain hates him too.
I am glad you think that Ozzy Osbourne has talent (you said it yourself before you argue) and he never bit the head off a chicken it was a bat. Which he did once because he thought it was fake and was horrified when he found out it was a live bat.
The English language
this is called such because it is From England. Wanker = Masturbator it is an insult. Spanner = Wrench or Stupid person. Bollocks = Testicles or untrue rubbish, Chips = Fries, Arse = Ass (an ass over here is an animal similar to a donkey i.e. jackass) Chaps = Men. Fags = Cigarettes (a faggot is a smallish meat food stuff)
It is the English language as it originated in England therefore it is impossible for the BRITISH WAY of spelling English words to be incorrect.
Returning Youth Section
American “borrows” their “culture” from Europe. Your so-called culture is a mix of European cultures, nothing original about your country. Mexicans enter (you can’t break into a country something has to break for it to be breaking in, clue is in the word) your country illegally not for culture (they keep their own customs and culture) but for work. As for that meaning it is the best, just not true, you have people coming over land from one country to look for work. The United Kingdom has people coming to our country both legally and illegally to look from work from all over Eastern Europe and Asia. As the UK is a collection of small islands it means those immigrating to the UK have to cross oceans. I think that they are a bit more committed to getting here than the Mexicans are to getting into America, don’t you?
As for China stealing anything from America not true, have you ever taken a look at the bottom of a plastic toy? Most say “Made in China”. As for stealing your culture China has a rich and highly interesting history and one of the oldest cultures IN THE WORLD they are unlikely to want your recycled mix of European culture. As a proud Brit I would like to say any American Kid who wants to visit the UK to actually learn about our culture is more than welcome.
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10:43 pm
Wow amazing comment there, I can actually say I learned something from it. I have much respect for England and Europe, 99% of my heritage is there and as recently as 3 generations ago.
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10:58 pm
Thank you for your kind response.
You Shannon are a right-minded person and I have a great respect for that. You seem open-minded and a level thinker. Glad you felt you learnt something.
To be honest I sincerely believed the first comments would be from someone who has not read my comment completely and/or correctly and would respond badly to it by insulting me because of my beliefs or heritage or worse arrogantly praying for my soul lol
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11:05 pm
You are very welcome. I am a very open minded person and have respect of people from all walks of life. The things I hate are ignorance, hate and intolerance. Which obviously run rapid here. And I to am always being told they are going to pray for my soul, or one day I will see the light. I’ve said time and time again I do not need it.
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11:50 pm
what is wrong with praying for someones soul when they so obviously need it?
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12:14 am
We don’t want it, that’s the problem. Wouldnt you be offended if I said I thought your soul needed a cleansing and wanted to do a ritual for it? See my point yet?
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7:22 pm
What is wrong is it is insulting we obviously don’t need it and we have no interest in having it prayed for. Praying for someone’s soul because they disagree with you is disrespectful of their own personal beliefs and therefore wrong
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8:25 pm
Wow, I actually sat and read all of that! That was an awesome argument that made me proud to e English~
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11:38 pm
Cheers.
Glad it made you proud to be English
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2:17 pm
I’m mexican, proud of it, and i’m sure i’m not going to your so called “hell”, y para que les conste yo se hablar mas que un idioma, dejen de ser tan egocentricos. We dont go to your country because of your culture, we go there because out of the needs we have but can´t cover in our country which obviously has A LOT more culture than yours, your so called culture is a mixture of other counties cultures so stop bragging. you better learn how to love.
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11:51 pm
if your culture is so great then stay there.
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11:39 pm
As I said we don’t go to the U.S. because we want to but because we need to, sadly many of us cannot live a decent life with what our government offers, and as for my culture, IT IS great, it is so rich and beautiful many countries have stolen pieces of it, i am proud and happy to be part of such rich culture.
I live in my country and have never visited the US, but i do know you killed your real culture, the native americans, and replaced it with the culture of consumerism and false beauty.
El hombre debe ser libre y amar, nocondenar y llenar su alma de odio.
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2:42 pm
Mrs Xenu (may I call you Susan, dear?) you may be an octogenarian in body but you have the mind and spirit of a young cub reporter, ferreting away to dig up all this wonderful research! All the evidence is before us here, you have presented all the facts I need to finally denounce the (what I call) not-so-Great Britain.
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7:27 pm
You call that research. Not a shred of what she wrote has been researched. I can tell as it is all incorrect
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10:06 pm
wanker – jerk off
spanner – idiot
bollocks – bullshit or balls
chips – fries
arse – ass
chaps – guys (no one actually says this in England btw)
fags – slang for cigarettes
now that I have that cleared up:
1.) i have no idea how you lot could be so racist.
2.) OMFG Harry Potter and Lord Of The Rings are just stories, geez. calm down
3.) That is NOT the wiccan god.
4.) Ozzy is awesome \m/
5.) Don’t be dissing Top Gear, bruh.
6.)WALES is a country!
7.) The UK and America are pretty much the same except for the accent and a few cultural things.
Sincerely,
extremely offended Scottish citizen.
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11:54 pm
I have no problem with you scotch or the Irish, it is the British…did you not comprehend my article?
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7:37 pm
You obviously have a problem with the Scottish if you don’t like the British, Scotland is a part of Britain. If it is just the People of England you don’t like say the English. Don’t know what gives you the right to judge a whole country though with little to no exposure to England and its people. If Steph Bones didn’t comprehend your “article” it is because it is poorly written and not at all researched.
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5:21 pm
exactly. Its still offensive Susan. -_-
And for the record i’m not “Scotch” I’m “Scottish”. Scotch is a drink dear.
The riots had nothing to do with God. An innocent man was shot by a police officer, his family protested outside the station which turned into a riot because a bunch of anarchists turned up and started setting fire to things, breaking stuff, etc. That’s it. It happens everywhere. This just got out of hand because the police werent doing anything to stop it.
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11:56 pm
I would like to welcome everyone to my facebook event.
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=217255424989556
Let me describe it:
Many of you know that I am not a fan of the British. They are smug little arrogant punks. I am so glad that their country is burning. I hope gods mighty fire washes them all away and that the mighty Irish and Scottish people that have been oppressed by them for so long can take back their rightful land.
To this end I am asking you to gather match books, we will collect these match books and mail them to English Separatists so that they can spread the Love of Jesus on the Island, and speed the British to hell where they belong.
We will also be collecting funds to help out Scottish brothers build fire breaks along the border so good people do not get scorched.
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7:58 pm
The only emotion you can spread with fire and arson is hate. You are therefore not spreading the love of Jesus when suggesting to burn a whole country down. What you are suggesting by burning a whole country to the ground is genocide there which is considered by all countries as extremist. It is an act that would start World War 3. You are trying to get people to slaughter roughly 60 million people (including children there). That total is almost as high as the total death count of WWII (civilian losses included)
It is doubtful that what you are wanting to happen will a)take place or b)cause serious repercussions on yourself and any of the people that help you out in carrying out that plan. May as well stick a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger as what you are suggesting is guaranteed to come with a death sentence for crimes against humanity
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I am going with #2
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5:43 pm
British people look the same as Americans mate. Or anywhere else in the world. The whole crooked teeth thing is probably the dumbest most ignorant stereotpe of them all. Our teeth are as crooked as your teeth. I f you ever actually visit the UK one day the first thing you will realise is how similar both countries are. Its like the US but smaller lol.
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8:04 pm
This is what you get if you type “American people are” into Google
In case you can’t read it that came up as “American people are ignorant, fat, stupid, rude” I don’t agree that this is true for every american but you Susan B. Xenu are definitely ignorant, stupid and rude.
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2:43 am
your a Nazi whore cunt licking piece of shit SUSAN B. XENU YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARDED NAZI IF YOUR GOD DID EXIST HE WOULD TAKE YOU OFF THIS FUCKING EARTH SO YOU CANT DEMONIZE THE WORLD THAT IS ALREADY TOO FUCKED UP AS IT IS
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7:56 am
Oh my fucking gosh. If it wasn’t for England there wouldn’t even be a fucking America.
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7:58 am
Hey Susan B. where you Abuse? I you sure do look like i’ve seen you before on maybe i was here
http://ctelderlawblog.typepad.com/the_connecticut_elder_law/2007/05/the_growing_pro.html
for a 4 year old image sure don’t change or did you get that pic form the greeting card site?
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1:46 pm
U ARE ONE SICK FUCK
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1:57 pm
I don’t think I’ve ever hated someone so much
Sincerely,
A Catholic
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8:04 am
I’m From England! I am NOT A SATANIC PERVERT!!!!!
YOU ARE JUST ABOUT THE WORST CHRISTIAN AND HUMAN BEING IN THE WORLD.. Yeah sure I don’t like certain parts of England Doesn’t mean I think it’s SATANIC!!
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6:02 am
Is this website a joke!!! I don’t know who I’m more scared of the Taliban and their views or the crazy “christians” (small C) of the US. I honestly don’t think there is much difference. I was scared by this article until I saw it was written by an old dear who clearly knows no better. Now I feel sorry for her because if there is a place called hell she looks like she is going to end up there soon. The god that she believes in is not a God that I want anything to do with.
While I appreciate that there may be some normal people in the US I always find it strange that they try to moralise to the world when most of them will not leave their little crappy mid west town – what a hole the country is and how they became a superpower astounds me, as with a few exceptions on each coast line, they are generally ignorant morons. Why we followed them into Iraq and Afghanistan is absolutely beyond me. (That’s right the UK followed you and your foreign policy would be impossible without the more friendly face of the UK promoting it).
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12:43 am
I know that this is a troll website, but I think this time you assholes took it a bit too far.
There are people and families suffering over in London right now due to complete idiots who are being senselessly violent.
Show some fucking respect, and shut your Goddamn mouths.
Or maybe just throw your computers into a swimming pool. That would work too.
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1:07 pm
YOU ARE THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2:22 pm
NO NO NO stop it we never did set fire to big ben but we started the war of 1812 by invading canada. we deserved what happened to us. and the puritins where terible people. they killed hundreds of people in the witch trials. also we r european decendents we came here and took land from the native americans also we torcherd them and killed them. also when you said jesus religion came to enland did u know he was a jew. also when you said sacrafice virgins at stonehenge. i have a question. where you there we they did that? also god didnt set london on fire the people did because they r sick of police brutality. and you said when we have a rich culture what r u talking about all we have 4 culture is mtv vh1 and stuff from other countrys think bout that also god loves everyone including you. learn more bout ur religion
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9:48 am
Susan is not some 80 year old woman. First, because her picture is not really hers (as stated by DON’T CLICK THIS); and second, she is kind of immature as based on her replies. As a writer, she lacks keenness, open-mindedness, honesty and dimension.
And Susan is not the ideal Christian she thinks she is. She’s full of hypocrisy and hatred (burn down England, what?)
My purpose is not to insult her; but to say what I have observed. And I hope my feedback could help her as person.
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5:15 pm
Jag knullar din mamma, jätte hård i munnen och i rumpan!
hon skriker som en gris! ^^
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12:05 pm
Hey folks, draw a line under this now. The British cops have arrested nearly every young thug and their asses are sitting on prison beds. I just hope they get to read the Gideon Bibles in every cell and regret the fact that they are assholes. This kind of shit ain’t going to come to our piece of Iowa – we citizens and churchgoers got way too many serious weaponry.
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9:41 pm
I do not wish to be disrespectful at all to any of you lovely devotees or especially not to the lord and baby jesus christ.
within a certain degree.
BUT
I definately do disagree with almost all of your crazy religious excuses. God wants us to all be happy
The fact that YOUR facts are all wrong shows that maybe you need to pay more attention to the world and less to yourself and trying to tell people that everyone is satan.
I go to church every sunday and I pray every night for faith and forgiveness.
I think you should ask for forgiveness also because clearly you are trying to fool us all with your crazy mumbojumbo.
But look, you crazy.
God bless
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4:11 am
Hey Susan, I was away on holiday in France for a couple of weeks so I’m just catching up with your lack of response and reasoning to the riots having ended, normality returning and our country not falling into civil war or being gobbled up by Satan.
I was asked by a shop assistant in France to open my bag and jacket to prove I hadn’t stole anything when she realised I was from the UK. We laughed because they French have a sense of humour and understand irony. Sorry I spell realise and humour correctly, but we invented your language.
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8:49 pm
This website is actually making me even more proud to be English and an atheist.
Oh, and thanks for butchering OUR language (It’s called English for a reason, wanker…). Because my cousins and my little sister were brought up on American shit like Hannah Montana, she can’t spell properly.
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2:04 pm
Well speaking as a person that happens to be from the UK.. Firstly… Big Ben is the name of the bell! and not the clock. it was also built 80 years after the white house.
Secondly… as for the war, could you explain how a small island managed to drag the U.S. into joining it?? (unless you are suggesting we still secretly rule the world)
Thirdly I question your idea of fancy dinner being escargot, fish eggs and turkey legs.
3b (as it doesn’t deserve a number) Kate Winslet prince harry’s new wife??!! are you totally mad?
Forthly it’s called english for a reason… the clue there very much in the name…
And last but not least.. can experts please borrow your time machine as the use of stonehendge is one of the many questions that need answering!
Thanks
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7:17 pm
who ever wrote this is a right wanker
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10:52 am
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I BET SUSAN B XENU IS A TROLL for SUre! No One can be making this shit up for real! LOL WICCAN GOD CTHULU!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!
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4:30 pm
SPEAKING AS AN AMERICAN
This article is an UTTER EMBARRASSMENT to our country. On behalf of all the americans who aren’t ignorant, racist idiots, I sincerely apologize to all the Brits who happened to stumble upon this article.
1) This article is factually incorrect. As weird as this may seem to Americans, it was not always the strongest country in the world. When the United States joined the first world war in 1917, 3 years after the war began, the made a very small difference because they just weren’t a strong nation. They were not even that strong in the second world war.
2) It’s “Wales”, not “Whales” and it is country, and part of the United Kingdom, which consists or England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.
3) As for your corrupt religion, I think Epicurus said it best:
-”If God is willing to prevent evil, but not able, then he is not omnipotent. If he is able, but not willing, then he is malevolent. If he is both able and willing, then where does evil come from? And if he is neither able, nor willing, then why call him God?”
Of course I edited the quote a little bit so that you could process it, but it still might but a little rough for some of you. Use a dictionary.
4) I don’t know whether you realize this, but the pope supports the Harry Potter novels.
http://socialitelife.com/the_pope_loves_harry_potter_thank_god-07-2009
5) This one gets me the most, and I live in the USA. THERE IS NO SUCH PLACE AS AMERICA!!!!!!
There are two continents; North America and South America. This does not mean that the combination of these two continents form America and it CERTAINLY does not mean that one country in North and South America can monopolize the term. AMERICAN is the demonym of someone who is born in the United States of America.
To put it in perspective, is there a place called Dakota? No, but there are two separate states, one called North Dakota and one called South Dakota. There is no single place called Dakota. The same could be said for North and South Carolina.
6) I cannot believe that you said that the British dragged us into Iraq. That is an atrocity.
SO to wrap it all up, I am ashamed to live in the same country as people like the author of this article. It’s people like you who make the rest of the world think Americans are stupid. In fact, they’ve made TV SHOWS out of Americans stupidity in Australia and Canada, and I’m sure there are others.
Australia’s:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=sQKOd2Fp8QU
Canada’s:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKh0P9o6y18
So yes, I’m embarrassed to be an American.
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4:04 am
so basically this whole website says that unless you American,White and as perfect as the day you where born then you should be hated despised and discriminated against?
because if you think that you are a terrible person. We are all made in Gods image. I admit that some of us have made mistakes but does that mean the the British nation should be guilty by association?
I know that God loves unconditionally an so should we.
What would Jesus do?
this website is just a place for fake Christians to put their worthless opinions up from the computers in your nursing homes.
I would never wish bad things but I don’t wish you well
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5:58 am
oh and by the way hate is a sin and god Cannot sin
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6:58 am
Also did you know that the Tower of London is a prison, Buckingham Palace is where the Queen sits dear. Stupid woman don’t be so quick to judge before you know all the facts.
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11:53 am
I have to say that this was a very good article but perhaps for the wrong reason. All the points that have been made are all just a slam on the United Kingdom. Apart from that fact that the UK isn’t that bad compared to other countries in the world, you make it seem like it’s the worst place on the planet to be. Also, and I am not trying to be picky, but if you are going to insult either a person or a place, you need to make sure that you can at least check your spelling. Who the hell spells Wales with a H in it? And Harry Pooter, I’m pretty sure it’s Potter. You American Christians constantly slam other people from different religions and places just because they don’t follow your archaic beliefs. But have you not stopped to consider that you are actually dirty air stealing paedophiles, my guess is that you probably haven’t. So you just sit there and keep spouting your religious bullshit, and making everyone else hate you. You are an intolerant people and really do not deserve to live if all you can do is post nonsense about other people who actually do something constructive with their lives.
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12:09 pm
And don’t they Squeel like little fat piggys when you give them a taste of their own racist homophobic abuse
Check you post tomorow when the un-dead zombies perv’s and pedo’s wake up in america and come online to check their site
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7:24 pm
OH MY FREAKING NOTCH. You people are all bloody lunatics! Haven’t you noticed that you idiots have more thumbs down than thumb ups? That says something! More people think you’re as stupid as shit than right. The only person on here that makes sense is L.N., and people who write like him! I’d rather be British than American because OUR COUNTRY SUCKS. Everyone is fake, the music sucks, people are stupid, we’re in debt, racist and sexists idiots EVERYWHERE, the list goes on and on! And the people on this site are the worst. HEAR YE, HEAR YE, I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. AHEM, GOD DOESN’T LIKE WHEN PEOPLE ARE SEXIST OR RACIST, WHICH MAKES UP EVERY WRITER HERE. GOD DOESN’T HATE PEOPLE. IF YOU HONESTLY THINK GOD HATES THESE PEOPLE, YOU DON’T KNOW YOU’RE OWN RELIGION. I will stop writing in caps now. If you don’t know that God loves everyone, you’re sorry ass is going to spend an eternity in Hll for judging people. Haven’t you dunces heard of the Golden Rule? These things are the basis for our religion. I’m ashamed to call myself a Christian for this reason. I usually just say I’m a Christian for the sake of people on the Internet, but I’m actually a Catholic. I’ll just start referring to myself as this if idiots like you are going to give us a bad name. And I won’t be sympathetic. I don’t give a crap if you’re an old lady, you need some mental help. I swear, all of you people are mental as hell.
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