More and more, children’s school libraries are moving away from good books like the Bible and towards sickening material that could hurt children on their path to Jesus. Schools want to pervert children while they are still tender enough to enjoy the touch of Jesus’ hand. However, as Christwire parents, we know which books to keep your children away from. Here is a list of some of the most filthy and obscene.
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain. This is one of the most vile books known to man. It is about Huck Finn, brother of Christian-hater Tom Sawyer, and his teenage rebellion against God and all good people. He is uneducated, immature, and befriends a black slave from the slave plantation where slaves work. God likes children who sit down and do what they are told, not float down rivers in hollow logs used as their favorite boats! Jim, the black one, enjoys witchcraft and voodoo. Huck and the slave Jim merrily insult God throughout the book. Here is an example from the movie version, illustrating one of the most perverse displays of Satanism ever:
Tango Makes Three by Justin Richardson and Peter Parnell. This book tells the story of two homosexual penguins and their stolen child. The penguins are homosexual perverts who attempt to pervert a child penguin and the child humans who read the book. It is pure propaganda teaching children that gays can raise families, which they obviously cannot according to the Bible. If we teach children that penguins can be gay, they will think humans can be gay, too. This gives children an inappropriate view of non-flying birds. God will punish the nation of America for forcing children to see homosexual penguins.
TTYL by Lauren Myracle. This is a filthy and depraved book about whores addicted to social media. It encourages teen sex and inappropriate use of the internet. Why can we not have a book to teach children the true purpose of the internet: spreading God’s truth and love? For instants, the school could purchase a copy of the Christwire Handbook, which would teach children to make good use of the internet via good sites like Christwire. Jesus would want us to use the internet for holy purposes, not for cybersex and virtual sex toys. This woman is clearly trying to offend God. Her last name is a perverted misspelling of “miracle”, one of God’s holiest words! She might as well call herself Lauren Jeezuz. Christwire parents must keep their children away from this scum.
Harry Potter by JK Rowling. The books of Harry Potter by evil satanic sorcerer witch woman from hell JK Rowling are the scummiest scum God has ever seen. They teach children witchcraft, spell-casting, magic, abracadabra, bewitchment, black art, black magic, charisma, conjuring, divination, enchantment, hocus-pocus, hoodoo, incantation, jinx, magnetism, mumbo jumbo, necromancy, occult, occultism, sorcery, spell, thaumaturgy, voodoo, voodooism, whammy, witchery, witching, wizardry, amulet, charm, fetish, mascot, periapt, phylactery, talisman, conjuration, glamour, incantation, spell, curse, hex, jinx, augury, crystal gazing, divination, divining, forecasting, foreknowing, foreseeing, foretelling, fortune-telling, predicting, presaging, prognosticating, prophesying, soothsaying, sortilege, hexerei, hoodoo, occultism, spiritualism, augur, omen, exorcism, alchemy, and homosexuality. Parents aren’t upset about this kind of thing anymore because the world they live in so evil. Keep your kids from Potter and help the see the light!