Man Gets Bubonic DEATH Plague from Stray Cat Bite
For years I have given you sound medical advice and warnings about the danger of cats. Despite the words and actions of some people who love to claim cats are not dangerous, today I will bring you the ultimate proof that cats are not only dangerous, but can destroy humanity.
Cats are responsible for the Bubonic plague. Their stray bites spread the disease. Cats almost wiped out humanity during the middle ages, spreading both plague and vampirism through olde Europe. Civilized humans were almost eradicated by these little beasts. Let’s not even talk about how the vermin caused the fall of Egypt or the Roanoke colony.
The man, a 59-year-old gentleman named Paul Gaylord, was simply minding his own business and walking down the street. All was well in his life and he was in great health. But what he didn’t know, was behind a cluster of dense bushes lurked a deadly beast. The predator had no desire in its heart but one thing: taste the blood of a human.
As Gaylord threw his head back and took in a good, hearty breath of fresh air, the cat saw its opportunity. Muscles primed with the raging strength of Satan, the cat unleashed its body into a calico colored torpedo and bit Gaylord right in the hand.
And now, my friends, look the hand. Look at it!
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/17/article-0-14199A70000005DC-293_468x345.jpg
The plague did not take long to set in. Mr. Gaylord’s brain functions became darkened, making him walk down the street like a zombie from perhaps the set of the Walking Dead.
Onlookers said the cat, no more than 2 feet tall and 15 pounds, greedily licked its chops and wanted a second taste. Fortunately a trashman with a set of German shephards lived nearby, and after a grueling battle the dogs were able to overpower the bloodlust cat and chase it away.
But the story does not end there. Gaylord begin to show signs of plague and was rushed to the hospital. And it was at 12:07 am that horror struck again.
At 12:03, security footage caught a cat entering a lobby at the hospital. Reported the guard, “the hairs on the back of my head stood on end, and a voice said, “hide yourself”". The guard continued, “So that’s what I did, I hid and shook with an unreal fright.”
The cat could be heard grunting and sniffing deeply into the air, then within 4 seconds, it was in Mr. Gaylord’s room again! It had returned to get yet another taste of its pray. The stray calico cat bit Mr. Gaylord in the other hand and gave him more Bubonic plague!
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/17/article-0-141998E8000005DC-256_468x333.jpg
Cats are truly evil and now we know, stray cats –especially calico– can carry all sorts of weird disease such as Bubonic plague. Fortunately, with modern medicine we can better treat plague and we will pray for Mr. Gaylord.
But friends, let us remember the only good stray cat is locked up in an animal shelter, preferably one that ensures they will never be unleashed upon society again.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Adam Nelson
3:34 pm
“Cats are responsible for the Bubonic plague.”
No, rats with particular kinds of fleas carry the plague.
“As Gaylord threw his head back and took in a good, hearty breath of fresh air, the cat saw its opportunity.”
No, the cat was a stray that his family had just adopted. In fact, everything you said after that point, is completely false, and comes with a horribly photoshopped picture of a cat.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
2
3:40 pm
NOpe it was god who gave it to rat’s.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
5
2:31 pm
My God… where do you get your facts? Really?
Bubonic plague is a zoonotic disease, circulating mainly among small rodents and their fleas,[1] and is one of three types of bacterial infections caused by Yersinia pestis (formerly known as Pasteurella pestis), which belongs to the family Enterobacteriaceae.
1^ “Plague, Overview”. Health Topics A to Z. Retrieved 23 October 2010.
Poor placing and lack of knowledge created an excellent breeding environment for the bacteria.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
1
5:59 pm
Partially. While some cats help murder the rats, they may have got the disease. They might not show symptoms, but they can carry the disease.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
0
9:42 pm
wow. pretty much any mammal can carry the Bubonic plague, yet you guys are not saying that dogs, rats, fleas, mice, deer, people, and other creatures are the bane of humanity. this saddens me.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
10:52 pm
Everyone knows it was catholisism that caused the plague. It was God smitting down the continent of europe for turning away from a healthy Baptist form of worship to the rubbing rosary beads and saying hail marys that caused God to release hordes of calico cats all over europe to spread his damnation. Of course the liberals have paid good money to spread lies in textbooks saying it was fleas and such but us good healthy Baptist know the real story.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
2
1:51 pm
He is lucky that all he got was the plague. Cats often can kill or scratch without warning. They are truly unpredictable.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
2
2:56 pm
Your feeble attempts to edit photos to suit your fabrications make me laugh. I’m a christian, not a ChristWire extremist who believes what children enjoy are filled with gay subliminal messages that cause them to commit satanical sexual acts. You people made me learn more about gay sex and “fornication” than I ever knew before. The mere fact that you people actively post these absurd stories and terrible edited photos/charts etc. with fake references boggles my mind and makes me ashamed to be associated with other “christians” such as you ChristWire supporters and journalists.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
3
3:44 pm
Dracolth, you are just another typical “pick and mix” false Christian who thinks they can just choose the parts they like and throw away what doesn’t suit their selfish agenda. I’m ashamed that people like you lie and call themselves believers.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
1
4:00 pm
Jeb Boone
July 21, 2012
3:44 pm
Dracolth, you are just another typical “pick and mix” false Christian who thinks they can just choose the parts they like and throw away what doesn’t suit their selfish agenda. I’m ashamed that people like you lie and call themselves believers.
That’s Rich coming from you
If you need to see
“pick and mix” false Christian who thinks they can just choose the parts they like and throw away what doesn’t suit their selfish agenda.”
then read The Storys, Articles, the posts of the Authors of Christwire Storys, in them your find Racist Abuse Sexual abuse Sexual humilation plus all the sins of the bible and they still delude themselves that they are TRUE CHRISTIANS
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
6:08 pm
The Subject is Cats and Augie the pedo perv Cannot Taunt Claire
None of them can not with out admitting She was their nemisis
Remember Claire Yet
no you don’t want to you got sweet little “Young” Ex-atheist
to play with.
Have fun with Ex-atheist Don’t forget to Pass her around the boys
Praise or Condemn:
0 
1
12:05 am
Back when the wife and I were courtin’, I had a fallen moment with a young bar nymph that I had met at a local rathole and bedded down. This was in my wild days before the light of God transformed my life into the soldier of Christ that you read on this forum.
Anyway, this young promiscuous and very limber woman used succubus-like powers conjured from both experience and her nature as a single parent. Her bedroom was sinfully delightful to those that participated in perversions of the sort. Of course she had a cat living in her abode which at first sat on the dresser seemingly staring at our foreplay with narrow blinking eyes.
During the act of our coital sin, the cat would continually leap on the bed and bite and scratch the back of my legs and feet causing an interruption of my adrenalized thrusts. I excused myself and threw the hairy animal off the bed only to have it leap back up for more. This continued for the entire session.
Later in the night while slumbering in a pile of sheets, flesh, and sweat spent from the sexual dalliances that had just occurred, the cat leaped back onto the bed and stared deeply into my eyes. I nearly had a heart attack when I awoke to the sight of its’ sinister gaze. I felt like I was looking straight into the fires of hades.
The next morning, after a wake-up dance, I bid my partner farewell with a kiss and left relieved that I had escaped with my life and sanity intact. Thankfully, the Lord had protected my sinful soul from a demon feline. Today, I realize just how lucky I was.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
1
12:33 am
A harrowing tale, dear Brother, thank you for sharing. It goes without saying that the sinister hellcat wasn’t the only one observing your carnal activities that night. Jesus Christ himself was in that room with you, taking it all in.
Praise His name!
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
1:22 am
When I come to think of it, Brother Erich, I did feel a presence in the room and I can’t blame it on the devil’s influence because I was in a bob dole-ish state at the time.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
1:42 am
This is all too scary.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
8:24 am
As usual Erich Sean Your obsession with the peeping tom perversion is showing again
without saying that the Lucky cat wasn’t the only one observing your carnal activities that night. Jesus Christ himself was in that room with you, taking it all in.
Lucky JEWish Bastard!
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
8:26 am
are you Showing the early signs of spermatogenesis ?
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
8:28 am
Erich Sean answer me Im concerned for you
are you Showing the early signs of spermatogenesis ?
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
12:57 pm
Your photoshop skills didn’t get any better…
And i wonder why you never make an article from a dog attack….
Oh yeah… because you hate cats…
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0