Menage a Trois Cat Orgy On Car Shows Satan’s Plan to Corrupt Your Children
It’s only been one week since we all read the harrowing story about the family who was mauled and given BUBONIC PLAGUE by their ‘pet’ cat. The journalism was powerful and several families wrote the HolyMailbox to report they were getting rid of their cats. Kudos to you, because you’ve just saved your family from having their flesh eaten and now as we will learn, from getting its first test of a Tijuana sin orgy.
Satan’s two favorite foods are your child’s virginity and anything flavored with pussycat, so it’s no surprise that he mixed the two ingredients together to create a shocking scene. There are really no words for what you’re about to see here, so just let it drop deep into the meat of your eye.
Here, we see a sexual act called a Ménage à trois. It is very uncommon for this to happen in America but is usually performed by teams of gay/hookers is the city of Tijuana, Mexico and also in seedy areas of France. It happens when two males and one female form an unholy trinity of two snakes, a slippery slid and three muddy sinholes. All games are off and you never know where you’ll see a male plunging his veiny sin snake and the woman tweeting her moistening Sally Jessy in ecstasy.
In the photo above, the cat on top is playing the part of the Scissor Sally. When women hop on top during a threesome, she is performing the art of ‘scissor sistering’. Look at how the slutty female cat parts her leg so she can rub her sin spot and make Satan squeal with excitement. Remember, these cats are doing this in the parking lot of a children’s carnival in Los Angeles. So over 3,ooo kids are being shocked by this image and learning how to do these things. Female on top sometimes strap a fake ding-a-ling onto themselves and shock the middle guy from a SN2 mechanism, the gay codeword for a homophillic backside attack.
This is a cool science experiment if you want to determine if your cat or a random gay you find on the street is a ‘power bottom’. Power bottoms are all about the strength of their gluteral cavern. The tighter they can make their muscles and stinkspot, the higher calibre top man they can find. Cats and gays in heat all behave the same, so simply walk up to either and rub your hand up and down their spinal cord. You’ll find cats who are power bottoms will strongly arch their backs into the ear, forcing their gluteal muscle and stinkspot to viciously clamp.
They’ll do this every time you ‘stroke’ the back, as their muscle memory is trained to do this to please their ‘mate’. If you do this to a gay man, you’ll see the same result if he’s a power bottom.
Next, we see the middleman. Gays will try to call this one, ‘the bisexed’, even though there is no such thing. You are either gay or you are not, scientifically. You can only choose to be one or the other. But you see this cat cares not. He has probably spent hard, long hours working out, doing mini-crunches and watching what he eats. He wants his body to be tensed, poised and pliable, so he can contort at all sorts of weird positions to obtain his life’s goal: the inner-folds of a man’s tight, muscled gluteal cavern.
And then we get to the low-cat on the totem pole: the power bottom. This cat (or human when HOMO sapiens are doing it) does clenching exercises for its backside. It does this so it can keep its top guy satisfied, which won’t work anyway since 94% of all gays are promiscous and cheat.
If you want to know if your cat or a gay you find walking around is a power bottom, you can do a simple and neat trick. Simply rub your hand up and down the subject’s back. Yes, they may get catty and scratchy, but that’s because they know they can’t resist what happens next.
The gay or cat wil arch its back at a severe angle. This is the ‘getting’ angle they’ll use when pleasuring their top, and also the trained position they use for backside strengthening. They cannot resist their urge to do this, so every time you rub your hand on their back they must do this.
This is yet another example of how cats are corrupted. In one act, these ‘family’ cats got loose and exposed children out for an innocent day at the park to the darkest parts of perversions. Friends, every loose cat is a dangerous vermin on the prowl. Rap them up or your sons may end up gay and your daughters, harlots in a Tijuana homodonkey show. All because they saw cats ‘doing it’ during childhood.
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Author: Adam Nelson
3:25 pm
“It’s only been one week since we all read the harrowing story about the family who was mauled and given BUBONIC PLAGUE by their ‘pet’ cat.”
You still can’t even admit the truth when you try, can you?
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10:20 am
Can you deny the cat gave the family Bubonic plague?
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2:00 pm
Your original blog post said that the cat was wild, the truth was the cat was somewhat-adopted by a family, most likely a stray that they would feed. Now you’re claiming that the situation is barely even that, as if you were mocking the fact that they adopted the cat. You’re also still not disputing the fact that it took quite awhile for the plague to spread, and that the cat got it from a rat. You’re trying to take one, tiny detail, the ONE detail that is correct, and you’re going to try to say that because that one part is right, then the rest of your nonsense must be right as well. You’re so desperate to be right, you don’t give a flying fuck about how much you have to twist around that one part if in the end it means that you think you’re right, you disgusting bastard.
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3:25 pm
That makes it even worse. You’d think a cat would be grateful, instead of infecting the family with THE BLACK DEATH.
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3:58 pm
Except you know nothing about the original situation in the first place. There could have been any number of reasons as to why the cat bit the man. Instead, you just want to assume that all cats are evil and you want to viciously murder them all.
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5:11 pm
It was his family pet. The cat bit the man because it was evil and wanted to give him the plague. If the cat were big enough, it would have hunted, mauled and devoured everyone in the house.
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8:51 pm
“It was his family pet. The cat bit the man because it was evil and wanted to give him the plague.”
No, that is something that you would do. Cats could bite for any number of reasons. Maybe it was being pet the wrong way, maybe it was trying to be playful, all that is known is that the cat bit the man. You, with all your hatred, are trying to inject something evil about the cat.
“If the cat were big enough, it would have hunted, mauled and devoured everyone in the house.”
I highly doubt that, but then again, you refuse to listen to reason.
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11:11 pm
IT bite him cause it sat on his tail you dumb arse
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8:36 pm
As a Christian, I am so ashamed of you and the drivel that you write on this site. There is nothing Holy here. You are walking in darkness and there is no light in you.
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2:40 pm
Stupid christian assholes. First believing in satan ( doesn’t exist) and then thinking that cats are in league with satan. What simple minded sheep. Make up some more fairy tales and put them with the others (bible)! What horseshit.
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5:53 pm
Oh yeah! I have a cat now! Her name is Mrs. Petunia Melongrave! I just call her Melon though…
Also, you realize we’re all Homo-Sapiens right?
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3:52 am
Real Ouro or fake Ouro?
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5:16 am
Real Ouro… Fake Ouro signed his comments with “Mr.O”…That and I locked him out by changing my password
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5:35 pm
Militant Nigger will be here soon
Saying
“” You Dam Cracker Racist Callin it melon you no we eat melon”"
“Oops”
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7:51 pm
Wow…That was both uncalled for and racist…
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8:21 pm
That’s the real O I know! Seriously, does anyone enjoy Passion Pitt’s antics at all? He’s a horrible human being.
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4:59 pm
Seriously, does anyone enjoy Passion Pitt’s antics at all
Ya love it Sperm breath it gives you something to comment on.
Pick up the bible do something useful “” BURN IT”".
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9:50 pm
Agreed. I call on both sides, the naysayers and the correct peoples, to boycott this Pitt person.
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4:50 pm
August Weisz
July 30, 2012 at 9:50 pm
Agreed. I call on both sides, the naysayers and the correct peoples, to boycott this Pitt person.
“”Ah! Augie the pedo come off the fence and commits himself to something”"
must have had a glass to many
Is my “” Racism upsetting the Racist on the Site”"
Don’t they like to Suffer Racial Abuse ? ? ?.
do those Homophobic “” correct peoples”" hate it when they get Homophobic slurs slung their way.
“” Pick up the Phone and listen to my side “”.
Racial and Homophobic abuse deserves a Racial and Homophobic reply.
“”" SUCK IT UP AND SUFFER “”"
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10:11 pm
Considering the bastard is constantly saying ‘cracker’ among other racial slurs, I say it’s only fitting that he gets hit by the same punch.
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10:39 pm
So, it’s okay to do something if someone else does it. That seems to fit right in with modern atheist liberalism and explains a lot of their actions.
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4:54 pm
So, it’s okay to do something if someone else does it. That seems to fit right in with modern atheist liberalism and explains a lot of their actions.
EVER HEARD THE EXPRESSION
“” FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE “”
You don’t seem to have a problem insulting people with racist and homophobic abuse.
“” HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING ON THE RECEIVING END “”
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11:58 pm
No, the idea is to show that if you don’t like what people are doing to you, and they’re explicating copying you, then you should probably stop being the very thing they’re imitating. If you’re a racist bastard, then you shouldn’t have any issue with having racial slurs thrown your way since you’re going to disregard how others feel.
What’s the old saying, ‘do unto others as you would have them do to you’? Sounds about right.
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4:22 pm
“The gay or cat wil arch its back at a severe angle. This is the ‘getting’ angle they’ll use when pleasuring their top, and also the trained position they use for backside strengthening. They cannot resist their urge to do this, so every time you rub your hand on their back they must do this.”
All cat’s arch their backs when you rub their back. So according to your theory all cats are gay….
Just stupid…
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5:07 pm
Yes, all cats are gay. Glad you were paying attention today.
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8:53 pm
If that were true, then cats wouldn’t be in existence, and you also can’t say that ‘homogayness doesn’t happen in the wild’ like you usually jump onto when you claim that it’s a choice.
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11:37 pm
You’re pretending that lesbians cannot get pregnant.
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11:58 pm
You’re acting as if animals and human beings have the same kind of thought pattern.
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7:29 am
Yes, they can’t get pregnant. Glad you were paying attention.
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7:28 am
Wonder then why male cats have sex with female cats…
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2:47 pm
Is this for real – seriously?! There are children and animals alike being abused, malnurished and this is something you had to share with the public? Yes, I admit I did read this, why the heck did I feel complelled – no idea – BUT what really sends red flags is the fact that you said when you pet a “homo” back if they arch theirs then you know they are? To set the record “straight” NOT ALL CATS arch their backs when you pet them! And WHO CARES if someone is GAY or NOT! The only Satan around here is the people who HURT other people regardless of their sexual orientation, color or job title etc. I wonder, maybe GOD put Gay people on earth to see how we react? We are all human begins – Satan only exists because people like you keep bring “it” into the picture!
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8:42 pm
As a Christian…that is …follower of Christ, I as so ashamed of you. Many will call themselves after His name but they will not be His. This drivel that you write here is not for those that walk in the light nor to encourage anyone to do so, for you walk in darkness and there is no light in you. You serve a wrong purpose in all of this. I actually believe that you walk with the enemy of God. You should repent. I pray that you do or you will be doomed.
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