• Menage a Trois Cat Orgy On Car Shows Satan’s Plan to Corrupt Your Children

    July 28, 2012 2:37 pm 32 comments

    It’s only been one week since we all read the harrowing story about the family who was mauled and given BUBONIC PLAGUE by their ‘pet’ cat.  The journalism was powerful and several families wrote the HolyMailbox to report they were getting rid of their cats.  Kudos to you, because you’ve just saved your family from having their flesh eaten and now as we will learn, from getting its first test of a Tijuana sin orgy.

    Satan’s two favorite foods are your child’s virginity and anything flavored with pussycat, so it’s no surprise that he mixed the two ingredients together to create a shocking scene.  There are really no words for what you’re about to see here, so just let it drop deep into the meat of your eye.

    Here, we see a sexual act called a Ménage à trois.  It is very uncommon for this to happen in America but is usually performed by teams of gay/hookers is the city of Tijuana, Mexico and also in seedy areas of France.  It happens when two males and one female form an unholy trinity of two snakes, a slippery slid and three muddy sinholes.  All games are off and you never know where you’ll see a male plunging his veiny sin snake and the woman tweeting her moistening Sally Jessy in ecstasy.

    In the photo above, the cat on top is playing the part of the Scissor Sally.  When women hop on top during a threesome, she is performing the art of ‘scissor sistering’.  Look at how the slutty female cat parts her leg so she can rub her sin spot and make Satan squeal with excitement.  Remember, these cats are doing this in the parking lot of a children’s carnival in Los Angeles.  So over 3,ooo kids are being shocked by this image and learning how to do these things.  Female on top sometimes strap a fake ding-a-ling onto themselves and shock the middle guy from a SN2 mechanism, the gay codeword for a homophillic backside attack.

    ChristWire Christian Protip: How to Spot a Power-Bottom
    This is a cool science experiment if you want to determine if your cat or a random gay you find on the street is a ‘power bottom’. Power bottoms are all about the strength of their gluteral cavern. The tighter they can make their muscles and stinkspot, the higher calibre top man they can find. Cats and gays in heat all behave the same, so simply walk up to either and rub your hand up and down their spinal cord. You’ll find cats who are power bottoms will strongly arch their backs into the ear, forcing their gluteal muscle and stinkspot to viciously clamp.

    They’ll do this every time you ‘stroke’ the back, as their muscle memory is trained to do this to please their ‘mate’. If you do this to a gay man, you’ll see the same result if he’s a power bottom.

    Next, we see the middleman.  Gays will try to call this one, ‘the bisexed’, even though there is no such thing.  You are either gay or you are not, scientifically.  You can only choose to be one or the other.  But you see this cat cares not.  He has probably spent hard, long hours working out, doing mini-crunches and watching what he eats.  He wants his body to be tensed, poised and pliable, so he can contort at all sorts of weird positions to obtain his life’s goal:  the inner-folds of a man’s tight, muscled gluteal cavern.

    And then we get to the low-cat on the totem pole:  the power bottom.  This cat (or human when HOMO sapiens are doing it) does clenching exercises for its backside.  It does this so it can keep its top guy satisfied, which won’t work anyway since 94% of all gays are promiscous and cheat.

    If you want to know if your cat or a gay you find walking around is a power bottom, you can do a simple and neat trick.  Simply rub your hand up and down the subject’s back.  Yes, they may get catty and scratchy, but that’s because they know they can’t resist what happens next.

    The gay or cat wil arch its back at a severe angle.  This is the ‘getting’ angle they’ll use when pleasuring their top, and also the trained position they use for backside strengthening. They cannot resist their urge to do this, so every time you rub your hand on their back they must do this.

    This is yet another example of how cats are corrupted.  In one act, these ‘family’ cats got loose and exposed children out for an innocent day at the park to the darkest parts of perversions.  Friends, every loose cat is a dangerous vermin on the prowl.  Rap them up or your sons may end up gay and your daughters, harlots in a Tijuana homodonkey show.  All because they saw cats ‘doing it’ during childhood.

     

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