Obama Forces US Marines to sing Call Me Maybe, Carly Rae Jepson Torture

Abe
• ChristWire
July 21, 2012 7:39 pm57 comments

Barack Hussein Obama is once again abusing presidential powers, this time by brutally forcing our heroes the US Marines to perform Call Me Maybe against their will.

As if it was not bad enough he’s forced our Marines to endure backside flesh bunker attacks by allowing gay troops to pitch their tents wherever they please, he’s now forcing our Marines to be little Carly Rae Jepson flussies for all the enemy troops to laugh at.

Look at how forced their dance moves are and they are singing off key, as a subliminal sign of protest against this torture. This is all the more proof of why we must settle on Mitt Romney in 2012.

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  • Passion Pitt

    “Barack Hussein Obama is once again abusing presidential powers, this time by brutally forcing our heroes the US Marines to perform Call Me Maybe against their will. As if it was not bad enough he’s forced our Marines to endure backside flesh bunker attacks by allowing gay troops to pitch their tents wherever they please, he’s now forcing our Marines to be little Carly Rae Jepson flussies for all the enemy troops to laugh at.”

    They laugh at you irrespective of this crap

    “Look at how forced their dance moves are and they are singing off key, as a subliminal sign of protest against this torture.”

    That is because they are PROFESSIONAL FIGHTING PERSONEL NOT PERFORMING ARTIST

    Go to Fort BRAGG stand outside and Protest this. they will find you a spare unused BodyBag for the trip back home to La La Land

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    • Passion Pitt

      Oh and points out of 10 = 5 (OK video good music crap story)

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    • I am he who is called I am

      I forgive ye,
      For it is no fault of your own,
      When you hear “call me maybe”
      You think back to when you were a child,
      And a Mall Santa touched you,

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  • Or…and bear with me…or Obama has absolutely nothing to do with this and you just want to find any random thing to blame Obama on

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    • “Or…and bear with me…or Obama has absolutely nothing to do with this and you just want to find any random thing to blame Obama on”

      DING! DING! DING! You win the cupie doll on that one, Incognito.

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  • Looks more like they had fun making fun of a shitty pop song.

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  • We need to get Obama out of office. He’s just abusing our troops. It must be an Islamo wet dream for him.

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    • He’s not an Islam. He didn’t force these people to do this, they did it because they wanted to. I very much doubt Obama even knew about it, nor should he even care.

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    • Passion Pitt

      Here is another LIST OF YOUR WANTS

      1. Get rid of the Mexican president because he’s Mexican put a American into the job of Mexican president.

      2. Get rid of the Prime Minister of Canada because he’s not American.
      put a American into the job of Prime Minister of Canada.

      3.Get rid of the Prime Minister of England because he’s not American.
      put a American into the job of Prime Minister of England.

      4.Get rid of the French president because he’s French put a American into the job of French president.

      5.Get rid of the German president because he’s German put a American into the job of German president.

      6.Get rid of the Russian president because he’s Russian put a American into the job of Russian president.

      7.Get rid of the POPE because he’s not American put a American into the job of POPE.

      8.Get rid of Jesus son of God because he’s not American put a American into the job of son of God.

      9. Replace God because he is not American
      put a American into the job of God.

      10.Campaign for the re election of Satan He is an American

      the list goes on and on

      Your A sad pathetic need’y Excuse for a life form

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      • if I get an american didactor as prime minister of canada I will go to ottawa and Kick his Butt out of the way

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        • Passion Pitt

          millenium

          Found a picture of the Alabama Home guard Training for the invasion of Canada.
          12633725_p02.jpg

          This was the Alabama Home guard Flamethrower Unit Practicing Igloo Destruction.

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      • “6.Get rid of the Russian president because he’s Russian put a American into the job of Russian president.”

        I do not want that. I would have liked Russia nuked during the 1950s, so we wouldn’t have to deal with their antics.

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      • EvanescenceBro EvanescenceBro

        I’m American and I find this hilarious! Great comment!

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  • Cassidy Pen Cornelius Bartholomew "Cassidy" Pen

    As a former Marine, I resent what President Hussein has done to them.

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    • Passion Pitt

      And the World is a Safer place Now your an ex marine !!
      what was it Dishonorable Discharge on the grounds that your A racist homophobic homosexual Religious bigot with low self esteem.
      Yes the world is a safer place with you not in the US Military.

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    • Passion Pitt

      Who the FUCK is President Hussein ??????????????????

      Aint he the Dead iraq President

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    • “As a former Marine, I resent what President Hussein has done to them.”

      As a former Marine myself, I would have enjoyed the camaraderie. In these trying times for our military, what’s wrong with a little horseplay? Bet you got a kick out of the “fun” they had at Abu Ghraib, didn’t you, Mr. Pen?

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  • They should quit singing and start shooting foreigners! What happened to shock and awe?? I miss W.

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    • Passion Pitt

      Don’t you believe they should not have R & R Time.
      This was made in their R & R time.
      and Troops Should only shoot Other Troops in conflict or times of war Not just shoot foreigners.

      You are a Sick puppy aug

      never mind Hows the cash collection going for my plane ticket.
      Told Erlich about your weird email hope i did not upset him To much by telling him about it.

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      • Passion Pitt

        Thought this one was funner
        youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=ZJfUB_GRzEk

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      • Our soldiers had no ‘Carly Rae’ girly time during World War II. If they weren’t smoking nails and defending freedom, they were having their eyes blessed by NSO pinup girls after a hard day’s work.

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        • Passion Pitt

          they were getting Blow jobs from Betty Grable
          and Marion Morrison

          John F K the Sailor Boy was spreading his cheeks for victory as well

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        • its took you time to get into the wagon during WWII maybe you were busy dancing to any song that was released at that time

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        • You do realize that there’s quite a bit of down time since we’re slowly starting to pack up and head back home from the Middle East, right?

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    • “They should quit singing and start shooting foreigners!”

      You just can’t help yourself, can you?

      “I miss W.”

      …and that’s the reason MOST of us DON’T.

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      • Do you hear that?
        That’s the sound of every other nation laughing at us because Obama decided to make our best troops look like little girls.

        http://youtu.be/aATm5cON87M
        Perhaps if Marines sang this instead they’d get the respect they deserve.

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        • Passion Pitt

          Ex-atheist
          July 25, 2012
          2:41 pm

          Do you hear that? (SNIGGER SNIGGER SNIGGER)
          That’s the sound of every other nation laughing at the USA because American troops can’t hit an Enemy.
          the Highest Body count the US can boast about is as a result of “”FRIENDLY FIRE”"

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    • Passion Pitt

      „Wôld, Wôld, Wôld!
      Hävens wei wat schüt,
      jümm hei dal van Häven süt.
      Vulle Kruken un Sangen hät hei,
      upen Holte wässt manigerlei:
      hei is nig barn un wert nig old.
      Wôld, Wôld, Wôld! “

      work that out bible basher

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      • Please speak English.

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        • Passion Pitt

          ok

          FUCK YOU DON’T be SO PRESUMTIVE AS TO TELL ME WHAT FUCKIN LAUNGUAGE I SHOULD FUCKIN WELL SPEAK YOU SHIT SHOVELIN TURD PACKER

          THAT ANGLO SAXON ENGLISH ENOUGH FOR YOU SMEGMA BREATH

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          • You’re on an English website, it’s rude to type in savage languages.

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          • Passion Pitt

            CORRECTION YOU LITTLE FUCK BOX

            its an American website.

            whats the matter your vibrator batterys starting to leak
            Acid burn inside the cunt

            Try douching with granma Suzie’s Dribble

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          • Yes America’s de facto language is English.

            Your lewd savage language grates my eyes, please learn how to speak American English with more tact.

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          • Actually Passion Pitt has you on that one, in America, we speak American, which means you are showing a hatred towards America (as per Cultwire logic).

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          • Passion Pitt

            Ex-atheist
            July 26, 2012
            9:41 pm

            Yes America’s de facto language is English.

            “”Your lewd savage language grates my eyes, please learn how to speak American English with more tact.”"

            Ah’ar Augie’s Little (not her cunt that’s Bucket size by now)
            “”> THREE HOLE GOLF COURSE <""
            IS UPSET!!!

            Why the fuck should i Debase myself to Speak American English.

            """"I am English""""

            I Speak the Mother Language not a global regional Dialect called American English.

            "As for Tact aren't we British known for our tact"

            Don't your Book of Stories that you Believe in Say some crap about if the eye see's sin Gouge it out. if a hand Sins chop it off

            Well you got two sinning eyeballs gouge away

            If you Don't want to Gouge out your Sinning eye's get ASShole Anus to CUM into them don't wipe it off if its sticky enough it will just glue them Shut.

            There you are Your problem solved

            Now
            ""FUCK OFF AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK BEFORE YOU MISS THE BUS TO JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL"".

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  • Jeremy Lichtenstein

    I believe i saw army shirts on those men. You obviously must get your facts in order because now the validity of all your posts are in question.

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  • The 2 girls in the video are cute though and they were having fun I don,t think Obama forced them to that Therefore it,s was heavily Modified

    But they had fun during their rest time

    and Killing foreigner? what foreigner ? in afghanistan ?

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    • Canucks!

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    • You have no RIGHT to call our soldiers cute.

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      • Actually, he does have the right, and why are you so pissed that he has displayed an attraction towards women?

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        • He’s foreign lusting after our troops. They are not meat.

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          • Passion Pitt

            Actually i spotted 4 girls that were Napalm hot.(2min 38sec to 44sec)
            Bomb me with them and they could stick to me any day,

            And yes they are meat,(we are all meat that is those of us that are Flesh and blood). They have more Soul than your ever have.

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          • so You have a problem with homosexual and problem with people who said these female soldiers are cute ? and No I don,t lust for them I just compliment them we are not like everything you are

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          • foreign to what You are in God damn afghanistan You are the foreigner Out there Boys

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          • Passion Pitt

            Adam Nelson

            “Your A Meat suit being worn by a Demon”

            Its Starting to fray around the edges and the Demon inside is Starting to “burn through”

            Take Cold Showers your Smoke less

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          • “He’s foreign lusting after our troops. They are not meat.”

            And yet you’ll claim to fuck any woman you see.

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  • TenOfTwenty

    At least it wasn’t a Taylor Swift song.

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  • Passion Pitt

    So God is Supposed to be my Master
    and therefore i’m the Slave

    How to talk to a slave
    I cannot stress this enough: Be DIRECT and to the point.

    GOD DOES NOT TALK TO ME.

    If you’re not a slave and don’t really know what it’s like being one, then chances are you probably don’t know how slaves think and for that matter how slaves don’t think.

    I’M NOT AND NEVER HAVE BEEN A SLAVE
    I THINK FOR MYSELF AND ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR MY ACTIONS

    Don’t leave things to chance. If You’re the kind of Master who thinks a slave is unequal, inferior and needs to live life according to Your rules and whims, then don’t assume such a dependable slave is going to understand exactly what you mean by whatever generic term you’ve cleverly thought up to use.

    GOD THE SLAVE MASTER IS ALWAYS ABSENT HE NEVER TELEPHONES NEVER VISIT’S NEVER OVERSEER’S HE LEAVES EVERYTHING TO CHANCE

    As a Slave Master “Your GOD IS CRAP AT THE JOB”

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  • I don’t see any force here… they did that on free will…

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  • Herbert Fany Herbert Fanny

    Even if Obama forced them to sing this (which he didn’t) it’s still better than Bush forcing our troops into a pointless war.

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    • EvanescenceBro EvanescenceBro

      I’ll admit, I don’t think Obama is a very good president , but I agree with your comment. Bush made Republicans look bad!

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  • Did anyone notice that it says “Spoofed” in the title of the video? Spoofed technically means that they are poking fun at it and being silly..

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  • Bet ur just fuckin dumb ass get out ur country man fuck u seriously u people on the site are some of the most fucked up christians ever.

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