Panic! At The Disco will turn you into a gay crack whore
While they might seem perfectly fine at first, Panic! At The Disco are anything but. Even though they’ve abandoned the “guyliner”, the feminine costumes and flowers, and disposed of two members, they are still as dangerous as ever and are still known to make teens become ‘emosexual’.
Homo gay lead singer, Brandon Urine, and transsexualizing drummer, Spencer Smith, still remain. Knowing girls as young as 12 attend the concerts, Urine strips all of his clothes off and shows his family jewels to the children. Previously, Brandon had homosexual relations with ex-guitarist, George Ross, and spent many nights at a so-called ‘cabin’ engaging in group sex orgies.
Panic! At The Disco’s foul lyrics promote sex before marriage, the use of an iGay, and many other sinful practises.
But wait, that’s not all! The exclamation mark in their name represents the symbol for their underground prostitution and sex slave cult. During what the fans would call ‘Pretty. Odd. era’, there was an absence of the ‘!’, which was around the same time the FBI shut down a similar underground cult. The return of their business brought this symbol back, signalling to the fans, that this club was up and running again.
After the show, Spencer Smith opens up a drug tent disguised as a merchandise stall, the code word to obtain an ounce of cocaine is ‘top left. Yes, there. Medium.’.
This band is currently working on a new album, waiting for the right moment to convince teenagers to submit to evil sodomy.
So take this as an early warning and keep your children away from these horrible sinners.
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Author: mikgayla
12:16 pm
This “hitting” on random bands is getting boring already…
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2:58 pm
I happen to like Panic! At The Disco. And I have yet to become a Cocaine whore. Also, yet again, I run across the bible-thumping slur “homo gay”
EITHER SAY GAY OR HOMOSEXUAL, unless, of course, you just enjoy saying the word “gay” which, I think would be a weird thing for a homophobic idiot like you.
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4:11 pm
“I happen to like Panic! At The Disco. And I have yet to become a Cocaine whore.”
lol. Crack cocaine addicts are notorious liars. Why should we believe anything you say?
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4:13 pm
They are probably high right now.
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4:20 pm
My Girlfriend and I always listen to P!ATD in her car and neither of us are cocaine whores.
Music doesn’t make people just suddenly change themselves for no reason
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4:20 pm
Because I love Panic! At the Disco and I don’t do crack and your articles is full of lies so why should we believe anything you say?
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4:22 pm
Christians are notorious liars. Why should we believe anything on this site?
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3:55 pm
LAME! Getting tired of the hating on good bands thing you guys need more material.
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6:52 pm
what. how is music to turn you in to a cocaine whore?
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10:43 am
“the use of an iGay,”
Steve jobs legel team are Currently Digging him up so he can sue you for using the term igay.
Anything I*** such as ipad ipod igay itouch is Apple copyright protected
Expect the Takedown notice soon
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11:57 am
Found this while listening to Panic! At The Disco. Was surprised to find I wasn’t sniffing cocaine at the time.
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2:13 am
What the hell? Is this thing serious? LOL fucking whatever.
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9:36 pm
I’m actually curious about what this so called “cabin” was.
Those damn cocaine addicted homo gays and their “cabin”s
I’m laughing so hard right now.
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9:39 pm
ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT “BRANDON URINE”
URINE
BRANDON URINE
HIS NAME IS BRENDON URIE OH MY GOD
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