Rogue Pack of Cats Cause Ebola Outbreak, Thousands Flee Olympic Village
London, England - A pack of demented cats is causing a reign of fear and panic to spread through Olympic village in London. Only three days into the Olympic Games, tragedy has broken out after a pack of cats terrorized groups of innocent people with deft hunting skills, stalking and bites that are causing an Ebola outbreak throughout the region.
Health officials estimate that after a biting spree that started approximately 11 p.m. last night, over 6,485 people are now hospitalized and that number is only expected to grow. It’s unknown how many people are still suffering in the streets.
Ebola is characterized by almost zombie like behavior, causing humans to break out in violent sweats and crippling abdominal pain from hunger pains only satiated by eating the flesh of other humans.
Officials assume that the 5 cat suspects have an advanced form of rabies, giving them almost supernatural speed and perhaps the jungle strength of ten wildly frustrated tigers. If you are in London and see the cats above, don’t engage them. Flee for shelter and call the cops, tell them to bring riot gear and nothing short of small, automatic arms.
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Author: Adam Nelson
1:22 pm
These cats are a sign of the apocalypse . Cats were not on the Ark and their presence is unholy.
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1:49 pm
Then how they get here from that big flood that never happen?
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4:35 pm
The Egyptians necromanced them from the bones of demons and Satanic chant.
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5:19 pm
You know that Cat is not “satanic” because they protected Human against devil
in other word if you are scared of them it’s mean you are the devil
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6:11 pm
So how the Egyptians survive this so call flood then.
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4:51 pm
“Cats were not on the Ark and their presence is unholy.”
Were you there?
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6:20 pm
“” Officials assume that the 5 cat suspects have an advanced form of rabies, giving them almost supernatural speed and perhaps the jungle strength of ten wildly frustrated tigers. If you are in London and see the cats above, don’t engage them. Flee for shelter and call the cops, tell them to bring riot gear and nothing short of small, automatic arms.”"
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>>>”" And the men with the nice white Padded coats that zip up the Back turn up in their nice white Van “”<<<
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2:29 pm
With the whole Worlds Press here in England and Good old Aug
It is no Surprise that Christwire has to
“”INVENT ANOTHER PIECE OF LIEING CRAP”"
There are no packs of demented cats
There is NO Ebola outbreak throughout the region.
“over 6,485 people are now hospitalized” Not True
IF THERE WAS AN OUTBREAK OF EBOLA BRITIAN WOULD BE QUARANTINED
NO AIR TRAFFIC IN OR OUT
SEAPORTS CLOSED
CHANNEL TUNNEL CLOSED.
ALL SPORTING EVENTS CANCELLED (including Olympics)
CROWD CONTROL MEASURES TO STOP CROWDS FORMING
JUST TURN ON YOUR TV WATCH THE NEWS WATCH THE OLYMPICS YOUR SEE NOTHING IN THAT BULLSHIT STORY IS TRUE
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5:21 pm
bah we already know that since we are not attracted to christwire mostly during Olympic
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3:55 pm
Should have gone with the OLYMPIC UFO Story
that had video and still pictures
that one was all over NBC NEWS
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3:59 pm
Here you are plageriser’s
My idea
sources for your plagerism
http://www.space.com/16828-ufo-olympics-resembles-blimp.html
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4:38 pm
That’s clearly fake. The Chinese did more impressive faking in 2008.
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4:48 pm
That isn’t fake, that’s a blimp.
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5:04 pm
“”" VERY LOUD SNIGGER “”"
Ah passion Pitt has ruined another story we were about to fake.
Still we can still run it and call Passion pitt a liar ect just like last time
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5:11 pm
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5:19 pm
“” hey you could also Spin shit about how this UFO launched weapons attacks in Support of the Flying Spaghetti monster
Fireworks exploding = weapons fire
you know the shit you like to Fake”"”
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4:52 pm
You’re an idiot Adam. Simply an idiot….
Such things didn’t happen there….
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5:16 pm
AHH-HA-HA-HAA!!! That…..”story” is PRICELESS. Why don’t you just say that you hate cats and get it over with? (I have to admit, I did enjoy the laugh.)
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5:45 pm
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