Satan worship band The Used are poisoning your children’s ears
This is an important alert! All members of the screamo band The Used are known Satan worshipping homo gays!
The lead singer, Bert McCrackhead (pictured middle), frequently takes part in evil sodomy with Quinn Allgay (the guitarist) and Jerard Gay from My Chemical Romance. He touches his private parts on stage and then lures innocent boys and girls into his rape cave after the show, spreading his Aids to all of America’s unsuspecting youth.
(Bert and Quinn being homo)
Don’t be fooled by McCrackhead’s fancy words and poetry, his lyrics are really telling teenagers to commit suicide, drink alcohol, take drugs, and submit to poopy tube penetration.
Do not, I repeat, do not let your child have anything to do with this band! It will ruin their life!
Bert McCrackhead was raised in a good Mormon home, but then when he turned 16 he became friends with a drug dealer who gave him meth and heroin. After his parents caught him injecting into his veins, they kicked him out onto the streets. No one wants to have a drug taker as a son!
Then Quinn Allgay found him and asked him to be the lead singer of his Satan worshipping cult band, which McCrackhead agreed to. That is how The Used formed.
Bert met Jerard Gay at the sinful Warped Tour festival and they started dating and engaging in sinful homosexual practises.
(Bert and Jerard Gay)
Bert McCrackhead is now even trying to become a chef to poison everyone and hide his gay germs in the food!
The most important thing you can do this summer is keep to your children safe from them!
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Author: mikgayla
11:16 pm
This isn’t a real site is it? Like do people actually believe this stupid stuff? Ahaha cos that ”article’ has to be the funniest thing I have ever read. I’ve been listening to the used for most of my life. They’re pretty great
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12:10 am
This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever read. Please, keep writing articles. This is so incredibly ridiculous that I just sent this to The Used. They’re gonna laugh so fucking hard. I can’t handle this. What.
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9:05 pm
You are under the control of satan if you find humor in these very serious subjects. I pray that you will find your way to Christ but I fear it is too late.
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9:13 pm
“I pray that you will find your way to Christ but I fear it is too late.”
Wow! Wishing salvation for and damning someone all in one sentence. Well done, Mr. Pen.
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1:29 am
The lead singer had premarital, disgusting sexual relations with that fat whorelot Kelly Ozborns. For that he will roast for time eternal in Hell with her father Ozdie. Ozdie met his maker, Satan, several years ago when his “Empty”-Vee show was cancelled.
Praise!
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3:29 am
Good think hell isn’t real like your religion of story tails.
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4:48 am
No wonder he’s gay after fornicating with Kelly Osbourne!!
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6:06 am
Ozzie’s dead? Huh. I think you’re QUITE mistaken on that, Erich.
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1:02 pm
WRONG once again, Mainiac. Ozzy was so depressed after his MTV show “Wizard of OZ” was cancelled that he decided suicide was the only solution.
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3:03 pm
Ozzy Osbourne is still very much alive…also he never had a show called “the wizard of Oz”
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4:54 pm
“…he decided suicide was the only solution.”
Umm…proof please, Rookie.
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2:45 am
Wow, i really home this isnt real. If it is, you need help. Sending this to the used, this is funny.
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2:58 am
Thank you for informing me of this. I can’t believe I’ve been listening to them all this time and never noticed the homogay tendencies of the band! I’ll be more careful from now on.
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1:21 pm
“Thank you for informing me of this. I can’t believe I’ve been listening to them all this time and never noticed the homogay tendencies of the band! I’ll be more careful from now on.”
There is no “homogay”….
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11:49 pm
You’re welcome!
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3:26 am
Satan worship religion The christians are poisoning your children’s ears
fixed that title for ya your welcome.
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3:41 am
I wanna see what you guys would do over real satanic stuff lol
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5:54 am
What mong wrote this? If you’re going to “attempt” to write an article, then please pay attention in school.
Your grammar is atrocious. Your mind is twisted. Your facts are wrong and you’re just out to piss people off with your crooked, biased views.
But if you do generally believe what’s written is true. Then “big imaginary man in the sky” help us. Because we are all fucked and overated.
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7:29 am
This is absolute bullshit. im not much of a Used fan…but who do you think you are judging people like this? You dont know if there are in fact homosexuals, and if they are is that any of your buisness?
Oh and i see what you did there…Jerard Gay? what are you four? youre so clever wow.
have a nice day ass-hole.
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8:17 am
Wow. lmao I dare you to say all this to their faces. the used rocks,. they have always rocked & will continue to rock even with ignorant losers like yourself. if your a boy i PRAY bert meets you & gives you a big ol’ kiss with LOTS of tongue!
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8:29 am
Gladly, and I wish too meet them very much, I missed out last time.
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8:57 am
LMFAO this is the funniest shit I have ever read. Did the author get bored and make this story up?
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10:20 am
Didn’t anyone ever tell you LIARS go to HELL?
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10:35 am
Whoever wrote this article sounds like they were raised in the mountains of West Virgina where they were buttfucked by Uncle Chuck. This article is so stupid it’s HYSTERICAL!!!!
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10:40 am
Confession time: I did not know The Used was still around XD
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10:45 am
If the used are going to hell count me in ill party for the rest of time no problem
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11:01 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYaF2GuZsDI this is a song that I really wanted the christian community on the website to hear, i really feel as though it can bring us together and help us smite the heathens.
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11:05 am
Ignorance at it’s finest. They create AMAZING music. You people need to get a life.
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1:00 pm
*Yawn*
This is why humanity needs to die. This is obviously over played. Organized religion is a joke.
P.s Please die in a fire.
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1:58 pm
Where to begin…..I guess first I am a God-fearing Christian, whole-heartedly. I live for Jesus and try my best to live my life accordingly.
Second – I love this band! As stated in the article “It will ruin their life!” NO IT WILL NOT!!! My life is not ruined and I listen to them all the time.
Third – The verbiage of these articles is disgusting! Yes, you whoever wrote it…I’m talking to YOU! Please set a better Christian example and clean it up! Get your stories straight and quit writing garbage like this. Yes the world has issues but I’m embarrassed by this site.
I only heard about this site from the singer of the band posting this article for all to see today, so I haven’t yet roamed around the site much, but do plan to do so to gain a better understanding of the purpose behind it, as well as, who is behind it.
God Bless <—–and I mean it. I'll be praying for those that believe every word written in this article.
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3:15 pm
Melinda, you can’t pull the wool over our eyes. You are obviously a Satanist masquerading as a Christian, I can smell the twisted lies and brimstone from here.
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3:18 pm
Always good to see Jeb!
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3:22 pm
Do me a favor and define what a ‘Satanist’ is, I want to see if you know the definition.
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3:25 pm
Do me a favor and Google it yourself lazybones.
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3:28 pm
*Bing
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3:43 pm
Jeb being a dick won’t make yours bigger.
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7:26 pm
This is the same LN who argued ’til he was blue in the face that the N word had nothing to do with the word negro and who thinks agnostics believe in a higher power? Telling people to use a dictionary?
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8:19 pm
Oh Pony, we all know that your opinion no longer matters, you hypocrite.
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6:43 pm
ohh dear mr jeb if fear it is not melinda who is the satanist i believe it is you. only a demon can smell another demon. i advice you to chop off your dick as soon as possible, it is the only way to save your soul. god bless you mr jeb…
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7:35 pm
The singer posts this article “for all to see” and CW gets one or two drive-by comments as a result. He must be very popular.
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2:49 pm
Oh wow, this page is f*cking hilarious! What a joke. And now we see why Chrisitians get a bad rep. Sounds like whoever runs this page needs a good lay and a drink.
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5:20 pm
Praise be to the used. I listen to them often and encourage all of gods children to listen. Do not listen to these crazy bible thumpers! They know not the true teachings and virtues. Live life and love all.
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3:45 am
You guys can insult me all you like, but if you spent some time doing a bit of research on this website, you’d find it is satire, which means everything here is bullshit. Besides, I got noticed by Bert and you didn’t *shrugs*. Go run some cold water on that burn.
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1:22 pm
A question for the author: Do you know “satan” personal, that you know, that he worships them?
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12:32 am
I am embarrassed for the author of this article. Clean up your act and do some research before you attribute your name to anything so crass and ilinformed.
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7:01 pm
LOL are you kidding?
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5:28 pm
First of all, *Gerard. Second, you’re a homophobe. We have been told since we were children that god will love you whoever you are and whatever you do. I’m a Buddhist, if not Atheist, and I’m only here because I found a picture of The Used and saw this and HAD to contradict you. Gerard and Bert did not date. That is made CLEAR by Gerard. And so what if they did? Go shove it up your ass and take your homophobic ways elsewhere. Christianity, though I’m not a part of it, is about loving and respecting your neighbour, no matter their gender, race, sexuality or anything. I love The Used and My Chemical Romance and I don’t care about you. Gay people are amazing and just as worthy of life as you, maybe even more after what you’ve said. Btw, I’m 14 years old and this is setting a worse example than The Used for me.
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5:44 pm
Someone please tell me this is a joke. I’ve seen 5-year-olds use better terminology than this bigot.
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9:37 am
It is a joke.
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2:42 am
Who ever wrote this is a fuckin little goof who has no fuckin life oh btw bert even said in an interview he isn’t gay he just kisses guys for fun he thinks it’s funny and Gerard WAY is married with a daughter asshole The Used and My Chem fuckin rock!!!!
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11:29 pm
good for you!!111!!11!!
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