Skrillex Death Rumors Invented By Satan, Sonny Moore Still Alive and Well

Little Miss Gossiper Satan has started up a new rumor mill, this time to cover-up the truth and get Christians off the scent trail of his favorite cappucino chugging musician:  Skrillex.  It seems wherever the scents of sweaty raver bodies covered up by Paris Hilton perfumes, all with but a hint of desperate restroom release after a long wait to get into a Starbucks restroom are played under the overtones of crappy Audacity music and Satanic chants, we can find Skrillex entertaining a group of teens.

Satan knows we are on to Skrillex is started the death rumors so we would shift focus to another ‘musician’.  But we’ve prayed and we know Skrillex is alive and well.  The rumors of his death are false.