Skrillex Is Going To Rape Children.
DATELINE, USA –
Yesterday at the annual cult meeting of unemployed virgins and drug-addicted comic book collectors known as “Comic Con”, it was announced to much sinful fanfare that Skrillex will be raping several thousand children this upcoming year, with his work in the new Disney film “Wreck-It Ralph.”
Disgusting homosexual dubstep fans around the country rejoiced at this news, because it is now possible for them to potentially masturbate inside of a movie theater. Gay rape rates skyrocketed to 56% with San Diego being hit the hardest. Over several hundred dubstep fans took to the internet to boast about how this revelation turned them into homosexuals.
This despicable act by Disney should come as no surprise, as the Walt Disney Co. has a long history of being perverted God-haters who want to harm children; in the 90’s there were a string of sexually explicit themes and images worked into the covers of Disney films. Penises on the cover of “The Little Mermaid” and the word “sex” written into the night sky in “The Lion King” warped many a young child’s mind. This caused a generation of young children to grow up as gayhomo’s who eventually became fans of dubstep.
(Skrillex with a sly smile, obviously after making a young boy’s “booty pop.”)
Skrillex’s thirst for corrupting and raping the flesh of innocent youngsters once again rears its ugly head. It’s well known that he employs a variety of “rape vans” in order to maintan his fanbase, and according to exclusive interviews, when he is on tour he names his dressing room “My ass”, which It’s commonplace for him to lust for the sweet nectar of tender children; his videos often contain twisted proclamations of his inclination for sexual intercourse with under aged persons.
In “Bangarang” an obese ice cream truck driver (a metaphor for Skrillex’s expanding fame and ego) attempts to stick his penis into the buttocks of young, drug using orphaned children, also known as “Lost boys.” The video for “First of the Year” features Skrillex in a bald cap, stalking a young girl down an alleyway, all the while nursing an erection inside of his trousers. His meat bulge pulsates in beat with the music. Both of these videos have a clear message – Skrillex enjoys having sex with young boys and girls, and will stop at nothing to rape them, in order to make his music more “filthy.” Dubstep music often uses the term “filthy” to refer to how sexually perverted the song is – in Skrillex’s case a majority of his songs are “filthy” because they contribute to the rape of children and youth.
“Wreck It Ralph” is slang uttered by enthusiastic gayhomo “bottoms” that encourage multiple men to have sex with their anuses, often unprotected. In typical Disney fashion, they have attempted to “reclaim” this homosexual phrase and appropriate it into something that is “family friendly.” Adding Skrillex to the mix only ensures that tens of thousands of children will be raped at his hands. It’s important that you protect your child from dubstep fans and their ilk because they will try to force your children to taste the “grime” of their taint.
Please join with me in boycotting Disney and “Wreck It Ralph” in addition to homosexual rape mongerer, Skrillex.
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Author: Mark E. Figs
Mark is an award-winning children's author, and Christian Conspiracy Theorist can be found on Facebook and Twitter -- (Mark E. Figs)
11:40 am
And once again…You have absolutely no proof for anything you’ve just said…Failure of epic proportions…
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12:22 pm
“Disgusting homosexual dubstep fans around the country rejoiced at this news, because it is now possible for them to potentially masturbate inside of a movie theater. Gay rape rates skyrocketed to 56% with San Diego being hit the hardest. Over several hundred dubstep fans took to the internet to boast about how this revelation turned them into homosexuals.”
As Ouroboros said… where’s your proof?
“Skrillex’s thirst for corrupting and raping the flesh of innocent youngsters once again rears its ugly head.”
Do you know him personal?
“The video for “First of the Year” features Skrillex in a bald cap, stalking a young girl down an alleyway, all the while nursing an erection inside of his trousers. His meat bulge pulsates in beat with the music. Both of these videos have a clear message – Skrillex enjoys having sex with young boys and girls, and will stop at nothing to rape them, in order to make his music more “filthy.” Dubstep music often uses the term “filthy” to refer to how sexually perverted the song is – in Skrillex’s case a majority of his songs are “filthy” because they contribute to the rape of children and youth.”
Just that he don’t do such things. You were only perv again…
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12:54 pm
Now maybe my comments will actually go through.
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12:55 pm
of course! logic dictates that having the word “Bot” in your username must automatically make you a spambot. because, you know, spambots always have the word “Bot” in their username.
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1:41 pm
When did Fig Newton change his name to Skrillex and started talking about himself?
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7:45 am
The way you describe these things, with words that leave nothing to the imagination, shows how much thought you gave this subject and gives me dozens of reasons to keep my children far away from you, your scary fantasies and / or your books.
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10:55 am
I can’t believe you actually wrote such a piece of crap. Daring to say such nonsense, don’t you understand that Skrillex is just another person? That you don’t like him or his music, doesn’t mean you can just burn them down. Are you a little kid? If not, you’re seriously lacking norms and values.
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11:34 am
Well, well, well…I already knew 99% of fanatic believers of highlarious farytales were completely bonkers, but YOU, my man(NOT!)tops them all!.You fucking nutcase, who are you to judge?.Who are you to sentence?.Who are you to make these ridiculous llegtionsd and insults to Skrillex?.
Everybody, let’s all start throwing rocks @ the craetor of this garbaage, for the bible stated: “He is without sin, throwet the first rock!”.
Apparently you are without any sin and are burning down a stranger with hate, payback time,you sorry ass loser.Pathetic little creature you are, I’ll make you a sorryass cyber-meme in notime.hahahahaha
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6:17 am
Lets hope you spell better in your memes… retard. It’s all a joke you dumbass
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11:43 am
Anyone who takes this nonsense serious is a complete retard :’)
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11:59 am
so, basically, this author is some asshole who doesn’t have a clue and is pathetically and desperately looking for attention. He has no proof nor does he know anything about Skrillex or dubstep. I’m no professional either, but I do know for sure that when calling some dutch dubstep-fans a homosexual in their face, you’ll be mauled like a bunny getting hugged by a bear, and not walk away after
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10:49 pm
WTF. That picture isn’t even Skrillex!! XD
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5:05 am
this is soooo full of crap.
the whole story.
Idd this picture aint skrillex.
christwire….. Fucking idiots
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6:07 pm
We all know that, but EVERY SINGLE FUCKING CHRISTWIRE JESUS BELIEVER THINKS THAT ALL OF THE ARTICLES ARE REAL AND MAKE SENSE because a fellow “christian” wrote it.
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12:04 pm
I’m Christian and I think this website is full of shit.
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4:59 am
Dubstep is not my favorite music.
But this is a load of crap…
ok i didnt know that from disney but i searched it and it was true i was shocked, but the message in the lion king wich was in the sky well that was crap too when people are searching for something like that well everything what you see then is a sexual thing. Don’t push too far with these crap.
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4:01 am
IT’s not the articles, but the comments where I lose faith in humanity. The only people who believe these articles are the ones who are freaking out about how they’re not true.. you guys are like the morons who go on flat-earth-society and argue about how the earth isn’t flat. No Shit Sherlock…
SkRillex doesn’t raep babis!! he is gud persin and has excellent musiks!!!!!
You’re on Christwire asking for proof god exists… like you’re the first person to ever make THAT argument Jesus…
the articles are stupid, and sometimes amusing, but it’s the comments where I start to enjoy myself. Incredibly, sarcasm is lost on more people than I could have ever believed.
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2:18 pm
first of all in what part of the video Bangarang does “an obese ice cream truck driver (a metaphor for Skrillex’s expanding fame and ego) attempts to stick his penis into the buttocks of young, drug using orphaned children, also known as “Lost boys.” It does not show that he tries to “stick his penis into the buttocks” of these “drug using” kids. And second in the video First of the Year it is not Skrillex in a bald cap, its a paid actor and its true he IS following her but NEVER in the video there is an “erection” shown. If you’re gonna talk about something get you’re facts right, because you’re lying to everyone who has read this and doesn’t know the truth.
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1:10 am
this just gave me cancer
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8:13 am
I am more fearful of sending my kids to church and having them sexually abused than letting them listen to music or watching a film.
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2:53 pm
it’s things like this that strengthen my views as an atheist
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