Teen Mob Steals Jeans, Over $3000 Worth in Chicago

Well, well, well, colored me surprised.  A teen mob steals jeans in Chicago, over $3000 dollars worth.  There’s not too much to say about this story but it’s a tragedy that this day and age, teens spend all their time planning things out like this.  Do we really want all these kids staying in tip-top health with Obamacare?  It’s just going to give them that much more energy to plan out things like this and then plan on not having to work.

At this point, I think we should make a new law.  Any teen who does crimes like this more than once gets to do a permanent foreign exchange.  We’ll take x hardworking foreigners in exchange for these teens who’ll go to the exchange country and do free labor in prison.  We will give the country the right.  Something has to be done about all this.