‘The Dark Night Rises’ Fills Plot Holes With Virulent Butt Shots and Transgender Propaganda
If you are planning on seeing the Dark Night Rises, don’t. It is a terrible film, I wish I had seen Ice Age instead. The entire movie centers on Bruce Wayne and his older husband, Alfred, breaking up and getting back together at the end. I hardly ever got to see Batman, and the entire time I was trying to figure out what his relationship with Mr. Wayne was? They never even interacted with each other and I was hoping Batman would punch that pansy rich boy in the face just once. When did this happen to America’s superheroes? When did we trade in our wholesome and manly do-gooders for Edward Culkin and Shia Laboof?
What we need as a nation, now more than ever is an extra large portion of justice with a side of Christian values. Instead, director Christopher Nolan served our families a double scoop of Anne Hathaway’s posterior. It seemed that Catwoman’s only superpowers were stealing many a man’s hard-earned money and working her bottom into every wide-angle shot in the film like she was a Kardashian. What kind of role model is this for our American daughters? Ms. Hathaway should never have taken off that maid outfit — house cats live richer and fuller lives. Even her sinful cheeks cannot plug the numerous plot holes in this movie. At the end of the film, we see that boy from 3rd Rock from the Sun enter the batcave. Am I supposed to believe that that toddler is Batman? You’ve got a lot of explaining to do, Mr. Nolan.
This does not count as a plot climax.
And another thing, why is Bane wearing that mask? Is that some sort of bath salt injection system that makes him super strong and bald? In fact, everyone in this film looks like a freak for no explainable reason. Batman’s groin is about 5 times too big and the mayor looks like Cher wearing 3 coats of masquara. I would revolt too if my mayor was a King Xerxes-like transvestite.
Who was his election opponent, Jeffree Starr?
This movie was rated PG-13! Do you know what would happen to a 13 year old if they saw this film? Boys would become girls who would then become thieving whores. Our children don’t know how the world works. They don’t know that Christopher Nolan is a deranged homopath who will stop at nothing to corrupt our beloved heroes until they become unrecognizable fetish symbols like Christian Grey. If only Mr. Nolan had received his spankings as a child, maybe his craving for black leather bondage torture would be satiated. But no, his depravity knows no end, and now he will be making a Superman movie. If you don’t want Clark Kent to be swapping his business suit for a black slip and some blush, tell Nolan to keep his slimy Devil claws off our heroes.
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Author: Wes F
12:09 am
This was a truly entertaining read. Very funny.
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12:21 am
The gays are in control of Hollywood. They place these plot twists in their movies to confuse and distract the audience while subliminally, the message and intent of the films become apparent to those possessing a keen eye and the Grace of God.
Superman also contains this kind of plot twist where the audience is made aware that there is some relationship between Klark Kent and Superman. It appeared that Klark was caught between his love for a female, Lois and the homosexual panic with which Superman was tempting Klark.
The faithful were not fooled. They understood that the movie is nothing more than homosexual indoctrination.
I suspect that same thing with this new comic-book-comes-to-life movie of the batman. The best advice for parents is to consult a trusted person of God and ask questions about the worthiness of this movie. One can never go wrong in appealing to those of the cloth.
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1:39 am
Bravo sir, bravo.
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1:46 am
“The faithful were not fooled.”
You sure about that? You confused two different identities as two different people, when it’s just two different names for the same guy.
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9:16 pm
Thank our beloved saviour that stuff like multiple identities only happens in the movies and not on the voice of God via the internet.
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9:22 pm
You DO realize that God didn’t make the internet, right?
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4:56 pm
“Thank our beloved saviour that stuff like multiple identities only happens in the movies and not on the voice of God via the internet.”
I’m working on proving THAT wrong too, Mr. Peterson. In due time. In due time.
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11:37 pm
okay i red your walking dead and this one and i am having a good time rip those things becuase i despise walking dead for it bad story and batman for being the worst batman movie ever god joel shu”mocker” did better then this shit i only liked baine becuase he was just great
in other news
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/olympics-fourth-place-medal/kyle-bennett-olympic-bmx-cyclist-dies-single-car-162805582–oly.html
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11:20 pm
Uh…… You do realize that they;re the same person. really though, if that’s what you wanna think/believe, far be it from me to stop you. What I will do, however, is offer some advice. Go see a therapist, you need it badly. Or a teacher. Or both.
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3:33 am
I think you might need to go see the movie a second time and really pay attention because you really got a lot of shit wrong Mister.
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1:27 pm
Also, “Peter Parker” appears to be played by two different actors in the “Spider-Man” films. Did anyone else notice this? It’s high time for some transparency in Hollywood.
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2:06 pm
Paying attention and doing research helps fill in the gaps you’re missing. After the first three movies, everyone was kicked off the remaining projects, and they instead rebooted the franchise. Hence the different actors.
Not any kind of conspiracy that you’re imagining.
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5:00 pm
“Paying attention and doing research helps fill in the gaps you’re missing.”
Coming from you, that is absolutely priceless.
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5:32 pm
We should thank LN for all of the laughs he’s provided for us over the years!
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7:27 pm
He’s like Sideshow Bob, forever stepping on those rakes.
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9:00 pm
Years, as in, plural? I’ve only been here for a year and a half tops. Then again, you are incapable of correct thought, so that might explain why you’re so incredibly stupid.
As for Pony, give me one reason why anyone should listen to you, considering you’re only here to boost your ego and earn the friendship of hapless losers like those of Cultwire.
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3:40 am
“give me one reason why anyone should listen to you”
Because I point out your mistakes.
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4:53 pm
“Because I point out your mistakes.”
Yes, we know. You point out EVERYONE’S mistakes, Gelding. (Mistakes according to YOU.) Well, not your Christwire members though, huh. Which is why I have to agree with L.N.:
“give me one reason why anyone should listen to you”
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8:58 pm
Oh Pony, you think you’re ever so clever and witty, don’t you?
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9:02 pm
Another classic post from SSB! Do the hits ever end?
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9:06 pm
Erick, how does it feel to be so stupid? I’ve always wondered, so I figured I’d ask an expert, and you’re the one who is online right now.
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9:31 pm
Zing! I think I just got flamed!
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9:01 pm
L.N., do you ever stop calling people “stupid?” That is just cruel and insensitive and no way to behave on the internet, a beautiful place that God has given us to share ideas in peace and spread His word. You should be thankful that people like Wes are warning you about the homogay agenda of Hollywood and Nolan. And thankful to Exbrony for trying to make you a better person, even though you are mean to him.
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2:30 am
Cruel and insensitive?! You are the people that are cruel and insensitive! Anyone other than a white, male, christian is better off dead in your opinion.
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6:18 am
Thankyou, Eddy. I am trying to help LN, even though he can’t see it.
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6:28 pm
It didn’t “appear” that two actors portrayed Peter Parker, two actors did. Great observation skills, Captain Obvious.
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12:56 am
actually Toby mcguire ( I guess you talk about Him since he was in the three spiderman released since 2000)
is not the actor of amazing spiderman ( yeah call me a genius for that ) and also Amazing spiderman is the actual True story of the comic of the same name ( and yes spiderman is a part of the avenger but much more later)
also a side note
batman and Mr wayne are the … same person
clark kent and spiderman are also the same person
Peter parker and spider man the same person …
they just Hide their real identity to the “normal” citizen they protect
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3:42 am
“clark kent and spiderman are also the same person”
Huh? Since when? Do they have different comic books up there in Quebec?
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12:38 am
Wow! Clark Kent is Superman?! But… his disguise is so… FLAWLESS! I mean, Batman and Spider-Man simply cover their entire bodies and faces, (Well, Batman covers most of it…) but Clark Kent… He wears that suit, and he has no glasses… They really couldn’t possibly be the same person!
But thank you SO much for your brilliant insight. This article was so misleading, I actually thought Bruce Wayne and Batman were different people. Surely, the author has learned much from your post. You are so wise and well educated in the field of comic books. Thank you for sharing this well-hidden information with the internet.
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3:02 pm
You went and saw Dark Knight Rises…and didn’t know that Bruce Wayne and Batman…are the same guy…If there is ever a moment for a facepalm…This is it
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4:59 pm
Agreed. They didn’t watch the dark knight rises.
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7:57 pm
Bruce Wayne doesn’t even sound like batman. Am I supposed to believe that they are the same person like some human centipede atheist experiment?
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4:17 am
By saying that Bruce Wayne doesn’t sound like batman, it’s same as you would say, that Clark Kent doesn’t sound like superman.
You just make yourself look stupid.
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8:40 pm
Exactly. The Christian named Bale played “Bruce Wayne”. Who played Batman? Hollywood has some tough questions they need to answer, and soon.
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8:44 pm
Christian Bale plays Bruce Wayne and Batman (they are the same person after all)
Bruce has to change his voice when he is Batman so that no one recognizes him…
Not so tough questions there…
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8:53 pm
Which O-Dawg is this? My friend or the stranger who broke August’s heart?
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9:06 pm
I’ve changed my password so Mr. O can’t get on my account anymore…So itll be the real me from now on
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9:30 pm
Praise!
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3:44 am
Hmmm… I dunno, Ouro. How can we tell?
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5:21 am
I don’t think Mr.O is coming back here…Unless he can guess my new password, which I doubt he will because it’s 20 characters long :3
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9:00 pm
Spoiler: Bruce Wayne is Batman.
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9:32 pm
LN, we have already discussed why that is impossible. I think that Bruce Wayne is (Bruce) Bane, that makes more sense. All he needs is a hair piece. Either that or Bane is Raz AlGoo, Bruce Wayne is Robin, Anne Hathaway is catwoman and Alfred is Batman.
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9:41 pm
Right, so we’ve proven that you’re an idiot, care to tell us anything else about yourself?
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10:30 pm
Bruce Wayne is Batman…This is fact
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12:59 am
alfred being batman ? you know how old is he ? he is in late 50 early 60
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12:41 am
Of course Alfred is Batman. Do you know nothing?
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12:07 am
ok i love how people spout stuff and act like they are an expert a this article is completly wrong you bash a movie and say its morally wrong when really the main value in the whole movie is compassion for your fellow man maybe you should try to be a bit more christian and a bit less stupid
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12:51 am
My favorite line was “with great power comes great responsibility”
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1:02 am
it’s in spiderman they said that no ?
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3:18 am
You’re right Millenium, It’s a line from SpiderMan…Originally said by Uncle Ben
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3:39 pm
Your uncle was in Spider-Man? Who was he? Which Ouroboros is this, btw?
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3:46 pm
Uncle Ben is a character in Spiderman…He’s Peter Parker’s uncle
This is the real me…Like I’ve said twice before, I changed my password so Mr.O shouldn’t be able to use my account again
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12:41 am
…Uncle Ben, the rice spokesman?
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3:28 am
Different Uncle Ben…There is a character in SpiderMan named Uncle Ben
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4:54 am
In the Mind of the Christwirist.
Uncle Ben, the rice spokesman and the character in SpiderMan the man named Uncle Ben
Are to one and same person
you See in SpiderMan the man named Uncle Ben
has to have a job and that is Uncle Ben, the rice spokesman.
SIMPLE MINDS (such as the christwireist)
Need SIMPLE EXPLANATIONS
or their brain hurts
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12:39 am
Apparently I saw a different Dark Knight Rises movie than you did
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3:30 pm
” The entire movie centers on Bruce Wayne and his older husband, Alfred, breaking up and getting back together at the end.”
Bruce Wayne doesn’t have a husband…
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4:15 pm
Then why do him and Alfred live together? Why does he move out after they break up? So many unanswered questions in this awful film…
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4:39 pm
Alfred was the butler/assistant for Bruce’s parents. When his parents were killed and Bruce inherited their fortune and business, Alfred stayed as his butler and helped raise him…Now that Bruce is older, now he’s more of an old friend and still his butler
Your “unanswered” questions actually have really simple answers…
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8:33 pm
Oh young, sweet, innocent Ouroboros… if only that is how the world really worked. Are you expecting me to believe that a young Bruce Wayne, living with a pervy old skeez, was not molested as a boy? The Dark Knight is REALLY about a young boy, forced to grow up as a homosexual and never knowing God’s love. You see, he RISES out of the repressive lifestyle that has been forced upon him by his scheming, perverted butler. That is why at the end of the film, we see him happily married and him and the creep-o butler don’t speak to each other.
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3:27 pm
Alfred didn’t molest Bruce…Making things up isn’t helping you at all
It’s called Rises because in the movie before, he pretty much ditched being Batman and in this one he rises again to defend the city (Pretty much)
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6:48 pm
Whatever helps you sleep better at night, Ouroboros. You can bury your head in the sand and pretend your $11.50 didn’t just help support child molestation if you want.
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6:55 pm
You really have no idea what the hell you are talking about…I almost feel sorry for you…
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7:10 pm
Don’t feel sorry for me, I had an excellent childhood. Feel sorry for young Bruce and demand your $11.50 back. I did right after the scene where Bruce has sexual intercourse with a female for the first time. I knew he was on the road to recovery.
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7:42 pm
Bruce Wayne is a billionaire lady’s man…I’m pretty certain he’s had intercourse with a women before te events of Dark Knight Rises
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7:26 am
“Oh young, sweet, innocent Ouroboros… if only that is how the world really worked. Are you expecting me to believe that a young Bruce Wayne, living with a pervy old skeez, was not molested as a boy? The Dark Knight is REALLY about a young boy, forced to grow up as a homosexual and never knowing God’s love. You see, he RISES out of the repressive lifestyle that has been forced upon him by his scheming, perverted butler. That is why at the end of the film, we see him happily married and him and the creep-o butler don’t speak to each other.”
Did you really watched all the movies?
If you did so, where did you saw any homosexual scene between Bruce and Albert?
You just think too damn perv…
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5:26 pm
Bruce Wayne is not a billionaire, didn’t you watch the film? His parents were billionaires and then he lost all their money buying extravagant cars, doing cocaine and betting on the stock market. Now he’s broke and Alfred doesn’t want anymore of him because he is no longer a supple young billionaire boy like Richie Rich.
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5:28 pm
God you’re pathetic, you really are, JR.
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5:35 pm
Holy shit…JR, you do t know anything about Batman…It’s pathetic really…
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8:54 pm
According to the films, he has only had intercourse with Alfred.
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9:40 pm
And you’re still just making things up…
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9:09 pm
I think you are forgetting, JR, his other elderly male friend, Morgan Freeman. It is clearly suggested in the films that he as well as Alfred took advantage of Bruce Wayne sexually.
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2:09 am
The fuq you talkin bout willis?
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7:12 pm
No, we’re trying to discuss Wayne. Leave Spiderman out of this, things are confusing enough in this “DC Universe” I have been hearing so much about.
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4:12 pm
ur a fucking idiot i mean what the fuck are u seriously saying that holy shit
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12:14 pm
I’m boycotting the movie due to all the gratuitous, unnecessary sexual innuendos. Good movies don’t need such filth.
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4:43 pm
I wonder how you can boycot the movie, when people will go and watch it. You won’t go watch him? I’m sure they won’t miss those 3$ (or how much the ticket there cost anyway).
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8:23 pm
36, perhaps you don’t understand the principles of a boycott. Yes, of course he won’t go see it. And those of us unfortunate to have seen this film will (or already have) demanded their money back. This films has already cost many of America’s youth their childhood and 12 American citizens (God bless them and allow their souls eternal rest) their lives. I think a boycott is in order.
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8:47 pm
Unless there was a serious issue during the showing of a film, no theater will ever give back money, and ‘it hurt me spiritually’ doesn’t count.
And it’s nice to know that you don’t give a flying fuck about the recently deceased. Good for you, how does it feel to be a soulless bastard?
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11:45 am
How do I not give a flying you-know-what? I said it was a terrible tragedy that the Dark Knight Rises should be held accountable for. If that young man hadn’t seen the previous film and thought he was Lex Luthor, none of this would have happened.
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11:54 am
You’re blaming a movie like a fucking moron and you’re cracking jokes at the recently deceased’s expense.
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12:03 pm
Who is joking? Bringing up a tragedy doesn’t mean you are making a joke, LN. The Dark Knight caused that boy to become insane, dye his hair, and believe he was a criminal mastermind. I’m no joker, I’m no Dane Cook. I take this matter very seriously. That is why the Dark Knight Rises should be banned.
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12:47 pm
How could the movie had anything to do with the shooting, you fucking moron? The only connection is one bastard decided to go and kill people at the midnight showing of the movie in a town.
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3:35 pm
Have you been buried under a rock, LN? The killer was dressed up like Dr. Luthor from the previous film, with freak-colored hair. Looks like MTV had a hand in the inspiration for this mass-murder too (shock shock). http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/2012/08/mtv_diggity_dave_james_holmes_called_him_dark_knight_massacre_batman_aurora_shooting.php
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5:25 pm
Luthor wasn’t even in the Batman films you fucking moron! Nor is he a doctor and he’s bald! You’re a fucking idiot and making excuses for this evil bastards actions!
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3:58 pm
“36, perhaps you don’t understand the principles of a boycott. Yes, of course he won’t go see it. And those of us unfortunate to have seen this film will (or already have) demanded their money back. This films has already cost many of America’s youth their childhood and 12 American citizens (God bless them and allow their souls eternal rest) their lives. I think a boycott is in order.”
Perhaps you don’t understand (or get the fact), that a boycott on this movie wont happen. So keep dreaming.
Besides you can’t demand the money back after you did see it. That’s like if you would buy some food, eat it and then say you want money back. What will you give them back? Your shit?
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5:23 pm
36… you can, in fact, also get your money back for food that you have eaten *partially*. I have done it many times when my steak is undercooked at IHOP. See, I left halfway during the film and demanded my money back since I had only seen Batman on screen for about 5 minutes thus far. The movie is supposed to be about BATMAN but all I saw was Bruce and Alfred fighting about their divorce the whole time. “What kind of movie is this?” I thought to myself, and walked out and got my $11.50 back and took that $11.50 to IHOP, where I ordered a Grand Steak Slam, a great value for the money.
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5:27 pm
You are a fucking idiot, you realize that, right?
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8:45 pm
“You are a f**king idiot, you realize that right”? Oh my that is rich coming from you. I mean I almost fell out of my seat laughing. That is like Ralphie May calling someone fat.
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5:05 am
“36… you can, in fact, also get your money back for food that you have eaten *partially*. I have done it many times when my steak is undercooked at IHOP. See, I left halfway during the film and demanded my money back since I had only seen Batman on screen for about 5 minutes thus far. The movie is supposed to be about BATMAN but all I saw was Bruce and Alfred fighting about their divorce the whole time. “What kind of movie is this?” I thought to myself, and walked out and got my $11.50 back and took that $11.50 to IHOP, where I ordered a Grand Steak Slam, a great value for the money.”
You talk about the movie as you know everything, while you say things, which are not true.
And what did you do after ordering the stake? Did you eat only half of it and demand your money back again? And that’s then how you spend your whole day with $11.50?
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2:16 pm
LN, if you have nothing more to contribute save for your ad hominem then I suggest you find a private corner to sulk/cry. The grown ups are having a conversation.
36, you don’t have to requote everything I say, I know what you are referring to and so does everyone on this site. Also, its steak, a stake is what you kill vampire satan demons with. I already answered that question, 36. I make them take it back if it is not cooked to my satisfaction. Same goes for movies, if the plot is half-baked and unsubstantial, I get my money back. If a job isn’t done well, then you shouldn’t have to pay for it. I earn my money in construction. If I built a building with half a foundation, do you think someone would pay me for it? No, that is how capitalism works. DUR.
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2:24 pm
By the way, I took this author’s advice and saw Ice Age. It was great! I love a good movie that shows how ridiculous and full of holes Darwinism is. Great film to show in our schools I think!
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4:23 am
“36, you don’t have to requote everything I say, I know what you are referring to and so does everyone on this site. Also, its steak, a stake is what you kill vampire satan demons with. I already answered that question, 36. I make them take it back if it is not cooked to my satisfaction. Same goes for movies, if the plot is half-baked and unsubstantial, I get my money back. If a job isn’t done well, then you shouldn’t have to pay for it. I earn my money in construction. If I built a building with half a foundation, do you think someone would pay me for it? No, that is how capitalism works. DUR.”
I quote it, because it’s my way how i answer on someones comment. Get over that.
Wow… you did find a typo. Buy yourself a banana for that.
And that’s not how capitalism works. It’s how america works. And that system will fall down one day anyway.
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4:45 pm
The best part of this site is the people who come in and go “Hey! You have a point!”
I love the moronic comments, they make my day.
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9:45 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman
They are the same person. No arguing.
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2:11 pm
Ha! Using wikipedia as a reliable source. Did you ever attend a learning institution, Kingfisher? For all I know, you wrote that whole thing. Nice try, Kingfisher, but you aren’t fooling the ChrisTwire flock today.
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2:27 pm
“Using wikipedia as a reliable source.”
Why not, Mr. JR? Your lot seems to like it a bit. Makes more sense than what you people do, linking people to…..”stories” on here as reliable sources.
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2:31 pm
Sir, there is only one book that is a reliable source. I think you know which one I am referring to. I beseech you to read it sometime, get off drugs, and better your life.
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2:41 pm
“I beseech you to read it sometime, get off drugs, and better your life.”
Huh. Just trying to figure out how you made the “assumption” that I used drugs, Mr. JR. (By the way, I don’t.) I have a great life. I’ve read the Bible many times.
“Sir, there is only one book that is a reliable source. I think you know which one I am referring to.”
I do thank you for calling me sir, Mr. JR. Still trying to figure out how the Bible fits into this conversation. (Don’t give me that “everything on this site is Bible-based” crap either.) Can you please give me the verses that refer to Batman? I’d like to look them up myself.
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2:45 pm
It’s the Bible! Praise!
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2:50 pm
“It’s the Bible! Praise!”
YEA!! You win! Now go sit back down, Rookie.
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2:57 pm
I have a nickname for you, Mainiac. From this point forward, you shall be known as “Fiddle”. Have a great weekend Fiddle!
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3:14 pm
“I have a nickname for you, Mainiac. From this point forward, you shall be known as “Fiddle”.”
Oooo…now I have TWO nicknames here. Don’t care. Sticks and stones, Rookie.
“Have a great weekend Fiddle!”
Yeah. Same to you, Rookie. Now that you’re gone, we can move on.
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4:26 am
“Using wikipedia as a reliable source.”
Wikipedia is basicly one big book about almost everything. Or you want to say now it’s not true what’s writen there?
“Sir, there is only one book that is a reliable source. I think you know which one I am referring to. I beseech you to read it sometime, get off drugs, and better your life.”
Sir, not all people like to read books. Also not all people do believe in such things. Get over it.
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2:31 pm
If Wikipedia doesn’t work for you, then here is Batman’s profile on the official DC Comics site
http://www.dccomics.com/characters/batman
I’d carefully read the second paragraph if I were you
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2:34 pm
It also says that a ‘Dick Grayson’ is Robin, although no such character appears in The Dark Knight Rises. Thusly, all previous Batman conventions obviously hold no weight in this film. Leaving the question, why is Bruce Wayne in this film to begin with?
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2:39 pm
Did you ever see Batman Begins? The first movie in the Dark Knight trilogy of movies? The entire first movie is Bruce Wayne’s story of how he became Batman…Go watch it, you might learn something
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2:44 pm
“Go watch it, you might learn something”
Probably not, O. He’ll just shut it off if it’s not showing Batman in the first few minutes. (No patience, I guess.)
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2:47 pm
Exactly, JR. If one thing is wrong on that “DC” comic books netsite, then it discredits the entire thing.
FAITHFACT
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2:53 pm
“If one thing is wrong on that “DC” comic books netsite, then it discredits the entire thing.”
It would seem that this site is doomed then. We keep disproving the….”stories” here all the time and that’s a…
“FAITHFACT”
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2:55 pm
You guys seem to forget that there are many versions of the same DC characters…There are a bunch of alternate Batmans…The one constant? That Bruce Wayne is Batman
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2:55 pm
Their credibility was shot when I found out that they weren’t even based in Washington DC. Probably just using it for some leftist tax loophole…
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3:12 pm
The DC in DC Comics is short for “Detective Comics” which was their first comic…and isn’t meant to have anything to do with Washington DC…
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3:16 pm
DC stands for deceive children, but they won’t admit it because they are deceivers.
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3:30 pm
Lying isn’t a nice thing to do August
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3:09 pm
“Their credibility was shot when I found out that they weren’t even based in Washington DC.”
Here, Mr. JR, have some more Wiki-pedia.
“The initials “DC” came from the company’s popular series Detective Comics, which featured Batman’s debut and subsequently became part of the company’s name.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DC_Comics
“Probably just using it for some leftist tax loophole…”
Well, there goes THAT idea, huh.
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3:15 pm
Your rhetorical questions serve only to bolster your own false sense of accuracy, 36. Yes, how convenient. Associating themselves with the District of Columbia and then claiming, after the fact, that it means “Detective Comics”. What a laugh. Here is what is wrong with that:
So the long version of their name is now, according to you, Detective Comics Comics… I don’t think so, 36. That is just preposterous. DC Comics is simply trying to associate themselves with this nation’s capitol to reinforce the fact that their heroes are more American than Marvel’s. All the while they continue to employ more and more sexual themes and fetish elements into their filth to poison America’s youth.
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3:17 pm
Oh, I’m sorry, I called you 36. You too seem to be getting so close on these forums, its hard to separate you anymore.
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4:32 am
“Oh, I’m sorry, I called you 36. You too seem to be getting so close on these forums, its hard to separate you anymore.”
Seems you don’t read to well, since you can’t separate people.
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3:41 pm
“So the long version of their name is now, according to you, Detective Comics Comics… I don’t think so…”
Here, just for you, Mr. JR. I knew I should have gone one sentence further.
“The title can be considered a redundant initialism.”
(Same link. Just reuse it.) Even THEY admit it’s redundant.
“DC Comics is simply trying to associate themselves with this nation’s capitol to reinforce the fact that their heroes are more American than Marvel’s.”
What are you talking about? I’ve already proven you’re wrong and you continue to beat that dead horse.
“You too seem to be getting so close on these forums, its hard to separate you anymore.”
Hmmm…I was just thinking the same thing about you, Mr. JR. Just a matter of which of the two you really are. I think I’ve found a little clue though.
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4:55 pm
Just because a company releases a statement doesn’t mean you should believe it. Sure, officially they can claim that DC stands for whatever they want but in reality, how many people do you think believe it stands for District of Columbia Comics rather than Detective Comics Comics? If we took a quick survey of everyone who saw The Dark Knight Rises, what do you think the most common answer to that question would be? I would be willing to bet my 5 acre summer ranch on the fact that most normal folks would say “Why, DC stands for District of Columbia, of course!” This is undeniable. This is DC Comics true motive. To indoctrinate itself into our American way of life while slyly feeding America’s youth little nuggets of pornography.
Not quite sure I know what you mean by “which of the two you really are”… Are all these super heroes and secret identities getting you confused? I don’t blame you. But first you should figure out who Batman is.
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5:09 pm
“I would be willing to bet my 5 acre summer ranch on the fact that most normal folks would say “Why, DC stands for District of Columbia, of course!””
Well, then you might want to start packing, Mr. Peterson. I would be willing to bet your “5 acre summer ranch” that the majority would say, “I have no idea. Why?”
“This is undeniable.”
No it’s not. It’s “unbelievable”.
“Are all these super heroes and secret identities getting you confused?”
Not me. I used to read Batman comics all the time. Now YOUR people I’m not so sure about. (Secret identities. Hmmm…)
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5:19 pm
“Just because a company releases a statement doesn’t mean you should believe it.”
Just like people who call themselves shouldn’t be believed.
“Sure, officially they can claim that DC stands for whatever they want but in reality, how many people do you think believe it stands for District of Columbia Comics rather than Detective Comics Comics?”
Quite a few people who actually know a damn thing about comic books, and when they hear that it’s called DC because their first issues were named ‘Detective Comics’, then it’ll click for them.
“If we took a quick survey of everyone who saw The Dark Knight Rises, what do you think the most common answer to that question would be? I would be willing to bet my 5 acre summer ranch on the fact that most normal folks would say “Why, DC stands for District of Columbia, of course!””
Odds are they aren’t going to know or care.
“This is undeniable. This is DC Comics true motive. To indoctrinate itself into our American way of life while slyly feeding America’s youth little nuggets of pornography.”
Remind me again why someone who is a complete idiot who loves to make fun of the dead should be taken seriously?
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2:19 am
“Just because a company releases a statement doesn’t mean you should believe it.”
Just because someone tells you there’s an invisible man in the sky called “god”, doesn’t mean you should believe it.
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4:26 pm
Will JR ever admit that he likes laughing at the dead?
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4:56 pm
Why would I admit something that isn’t true? Will you ever admit to being a lonely, lonely person? Pick up the phone, LN, pick up the phone.
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5:13 pm
Definably slipping
Remind me who else likes to taunt “Pick up the phone, LN, pick up the phone.”
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5:15 pm
Ah, so the asshole who likes to make fun of dead people and use them as the base for his jokes apparently stalks the site, and has nothing better to say.
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7:03 pm
LN, I don’t have to stalk the site, there is a whole article dedicated to your insanity that catalogues the madness that is yourself. I just took 10 minutes to read it.
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7:20 pm
You can read all about classic LN lines like “pick up the phone” and many more here!
http://christwire.org/2012/05/perseverance-or-insanity-celebrating-l-ns-4500th-comment-of-the-year/
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7:55 pm
So when is Junior going to show his proof as to why he’s right and we’re wrong. Fucker doesn’t know anything about comics and shows complete ignorance on his part, much like Cultwire.
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9:09 pm
Ah yes, written by a Christwire….”writer”. THAT’S a reliable source. We’ve been over that already, Mr. JR.
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10:07 pm
You cannot deny cold, hard facts. LN has commented more than is healthy for one person. How do you stay inside so much? You keep saying stop starring into the sun… LN, when was the last time you saw the sun? Last year? I am starting to think that Mainiac58 and LN may be one in the same person. An elaborate ploy to seem less loser-ish. Brother Weisz, would you care to run an IP check? Well until that comes in I am just going to call you LN1 and LN2. JR doesn’t stand for Junior, my real name is Jayar.
Those are the statistics, my friend. Ask LN, I am sure he will confirm the shear volume of comments that he spams to this holy page everyday. LN refuses medical treatment to this day… how sad.
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10:36 pm
“I am starting to think that Mainiac58 and LN may be one in the same person.”
You’re a little late on that, Mr. JR. I’ve already been accused of being Claire (or was Claire me?). That was proved false too.
“Brother Weisz, would you care to run an IP check?”
Yes, Mr. Weisz. Would you care to?
“Well until that comes in I am just going to call you LN1 and LN2.”
Hey. I have THREE nicknames now. How many do you have, L.N.? How much do you care. Yeah, me neither.
“LN has commented more than is healthy for one person.”
Keep going, Mr. JR. You’ll catch up soon enough.
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10:38 pm
I agree. It’s sad to witness what the absence of Christ in a person’s life can do to that person. Watching them deteriorate right in front one’s own eyes is a heartbreaking thing. On the other hand, it serves as a warning for the rest of us to make our own live good with God.
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10:54 pm
“Hey. I have THREE nicknames now. How many do you have, L.N.? How much do you care. Yeah, me neither.”
Lol, I got you beat Mainiac…I’ve been called Ouro, O, O-Dawg, and O’Rubberous
I gots one more nickname than you
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5:36 pm
Pick up the phone!
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5:45 pm
Put down the bottle!!
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5:59 pm
Stop staring into the sun.
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6:10 pm
It has been cloudy here in London. And I am up mostly at nights, so it hasn’t been the same.
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7:05 pm
Spreading the good word brother Weisz? Maybe if the English gave more glory to God like Gabby Douglas did last night, they would win more metals.
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9:00 pm
“Maybe if the English gave more glory to God…”
How do you know they didn’t, Mr. JR? It’s not like we’ve been showing every interview from every Olympic athlete from every country.
“…win more metals.”
More what?
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10:00 pm
*Medals. Technically, metals isn’t wrong because they are, in fact, fashioned of metal. If you are so keen on spelling, then perhaps spell maniac correctly? Irony is apparently lost on you. Everybody knows the English worship the Queen of England more than they do God or Jesus Christ.
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10:26 pm
“If you are so keen on spelling, then perhaps spell maniac correctly?”
*sigh* I’ve been over this with dear Susie already. But since you’re new to this, I’ll explain it again. I am from Maine. It IS spelled correctly. We call ourselves Mainiacs or Mainers.
“Irony is apparently lost on you.”
Nah. I know just how to use it.
“Everybody knows the English worship the Queen of England more than they do God or Jesus Christ.”
Everybody except the English apparently.
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3:27 am
Maine? Laughing out loud!
Maine is Canada’s Mexico. Or really Canada’s Belize. It’s a little piece of frigid, frozen Canuckistan that — to its own great good fortune — happened to find itself south of the border.
Do you read a lot of Stephen King novels up there?
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4:54 am
exbrony
August 4, 2012
3:27 am
Maine? Laughing out loud!
Maine is Canada’s Mexico. Or really Canada’s Belize. It’s a little piece of frigid, frozen Canuckistan that — to its own great good fortune
Horse humper Since when has maine been part of Canada ?
big Fail you Shetland pony
Maine is the 39th most extensive and the 41st most populous of the 50 United States.
“Go Back to ABO School read the books on Geography”,
Or Even look at the pretty picture
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5:29 am
Oh, you idiot. Read what I wrote.
“happened to find itself south of the border.”
South of the border. As in in the US.
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5:52 am
exbrony
August 4, 2012
5:29 am
Oh, you idiot. Read what I wrote.
“happened to find itself south of the border.”
South of the border. As in in the US.
Yup read it and you say “”It’s a little piece of frigid, frozen Canuckistan “”
which any Sane intelligent person who ain’t got his Dick buried in a Shetland pony would interpret it to say “”It’s a little piece of frigid, frozen Canada.
“”AGAIN ITS NOT PART OF CANADA ITS A US STATE”"
YOU REALLY NEED TO GO BACK TO ABO SCHOOL YOU Gubba
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6:21 am
I said “south of the border”. Maine is in the US.
Hence the reference to Belize, which had the good fortune of being stolen from Guatemala by the British.
Or another example, Texas, which had the good fortune of being stolen from Mexico by the Americans.
Get it?
Also, enough of the racist filth. You’re only making yourself look more deranged.
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6:29 am
“Maine? Laughing out loud!”
Keep laughing, Gelding. Still one of the original 13 states. Your claim to fame? Where is your paddock?
“Maine is Canada’s Mexico.”
…and the U.S.’s “vacation-land”.
“It’s a little piece of frigid, frozen Canuckistan that — to its own great good fortune — happened to find itself south of the border.”
Sorry. The Canucks are from Quebec. This isn’t Quebec. Frozen is good. It’s made us the Aspen of the East coast. You wouldn’t know it though. For a “frigid, frozen” state, it’s been high 90′s here.
“Do you read a lot of Stephen King novels up there?”
Yup. Just like a lot of the REST of the world. Excellent writer. Excellent human being. I’ve talked to him many times. Perhaps I could introduce you two. Now, where was it you were from, Gelding?
(Not to worry, PaPi. I had this same discussion with Susie about a year ago. Same old Christwire, same old BS.))
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6:31 am
Gubba America Did not Steal Texas from the Americans You Skippy Shagger
Texas fought its own war of independence from Mexico.
The Texas War of Independence was fought from 1835-36 between the Mexican government and the rebellious territory of Texas. It resulted in the establishment of the short-lived Republic of Texas.
The newly-formed Republic lasted for several years, before finally petitioning the United States for statehood. It was granted in 1845, just before the outbreak of the Mexican-American War.
So Shetland pony Shagger your Still wrong
and re: Also, enough of the racist filth. You’re only making yourself look more deranged.
FUCK YOU Skippy Shagger when will you target the Site Authors for their Racist homosexual filth
You wont or don’t because your a Gubba Abbo
“If its Good Enough for them then its good enough for me”.
“” ITS THE CHRISTWIRE WAY “”
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6:34 am
“Also, enough of the racist filth.”
Yes. Leave that to the Christwire team, PaPi. They’re the pros at it. Of course, not if you ask THEM. (Wouldn’t want an amateur trying to move up.)
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6:54 am
Mainiac, I was being a little tongue-in-cheek about Maine being a part of Canada — just joshing on account of its proximity and its first European occupation by the French.
I do appreciate you asking PeePee to stop his relentless racist filth. It is always nice to meet a naysayer with some integrity.
PeePee, sigh… I am not your remedial history teacher. The secession of Mexican Texas was fomented and led by American settlers, who formed the vast majority of the population of Mexican Texas at the time.
Texas was part of Mexico. American settlers started a secessionist conflict. The American army invaded and annexed Texas. The US stole Texas, pure and simple.
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7:05 am
“I do appreciate you asking PeePee to stop his relentless racist filth.”
You’re welcome, but I don’t believe I did, Gelding. I may have made a suggestion to PaPi.
“Leave that to the Christwire team, PaPi. They’re the pros at it.”
“Mainiac, I was being a little tongue-in-cheek about Maine being a part of Canada — just joshing on account of its proximity and its first European occupation by the French.”
Don’t patronize me, Gelding. What’s said is said.
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7:23 am
The Shetland Pony Shagger Replys
“”I do appreciate you asking PeePee to stop his relentless racist filth. It is always nice to meet a naysayer with some integrity.”"
“”whats up Looking for a New cock to Suck”"
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He Didn’t See or reconize your Sarcasm
“”Yes. Leave that to the Christwire team, PaPi. They’re the pros at it. Of course, not if you ask THEM. (Wouldn’t want an amateur trying to move up.)”"
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“”And he is Still Wrong.”"
The American army invaded and annexed Texas. The US stole Texas, pure and simple.
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WHAT PART OF
“”The newly-formed Republic lasted for several years, before finally petitioning the United States for statehood. It was granted in 1845, “”
Don’t you Understand .
Upon Statehood Being Granted the USA then Sent the Army to the new STATE to PROTECT it from Further Mexican AGGRESSION
THEY DID NOT INVADE TEXAS
IT WAS A WILLING UNION BETWEEN TEXAS AND THE USA SO THEY DID NOT STEAL TEXAS
YUP the Shetland pony Shagger definitely got a burr under his foreskin.
And Notice how HE NEVER REPLIES TO THE QUESTION
“”when will you target the Site Authors for their Racist homosexual filth”"
or other variations to that question
So me ABO Gubba Skippy Shagging Blackfella
FUCK OFF BACK TO OUTBACK SCHOOL SHOVE YOUR HEAD INTO THE DUNNY AND TRY TO LEARN
SOMETHING.
“Aboriginal Bum Cleaner”
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10:02 am
exbrony
August 4, 2012
6:21 am
I said
“Hence the reference to Belize, which had the good fortune of being stolen from Guatemala by the British.
Hence the reference to Belize, which had the good fortune of being stolen from Guatemala by the British.”"
Again So So wrong
Battle of St. George’s Caye
Main article: Battle of St. George’s Caye
The Battle of St. George’s Caye was a short military engagement that lasted from 3–10 September 1798, undertaken off the coast of what is now Belize. The name, however, is typically reserved for the final battle that occurred on 10 September. The British first appointed a superintendent over the Belize area in 1786. Prior to that time, the British government did not initially recognize the settlement in Belize as a colony for fear of provoking a Spanish attack. The delay in government oversight allowed the settlers to establish their own laws and forms of government. During this time a few wealthy settlers gained control of the local legislature, known as the Public Meeting, as well as of most of the settlement’s land and timber.
The battle took place between an invading force from what would become Mexico, attempting to wrest Belize for Spain, and a small force of resident woodcutters called Baymen, who fought for their livelihood assisted by black slaves.
In 1836, after the emancipation of Central America from Spanish rule, the British claimed the right to administer the region. In 1862, Great Britain formally declared it a British Crown Colony, subordinate to Jamaica, and named it British Honduras
In the Godolphin Treaty of 1670, Spain confirmed England was to hold all territories in the Western Hemisphere that it had already settled; however the treaty did not define what areas were settled, and despite the historic evidence[1] that England did indeed occupy Belize when they signed the Godolphin Treaty, Spain later used this vagueness to maintain its claim on the entirety of Belize. Meanwhile by the 18th century, the Baymen and Mayans became enemies more and more often.
Under the terms of the Anglo-Guatemalan Treaty of 1859, Guatemala agreed to recognize Belize and Great Britain promised to build a road from Guatemala to the nearby Belize city of Punta Gorda. In 1940, Guatemala claimed that the 1859 treaty is void because the British failed to comply with economic assistance provisions found in Clause VII of the Treaty. Belize, once independent, claimed this was not a treaty they were bound by since they did not sign it (and that an International Court of Justice ruling[which?] and international laws[which] demand that Guatemala honor the boundaries in the 1859 treaty even if the UK never builds the road as promised).
So you Skippy Poofter Britain never stole Belize from Guatemala
It was a British colony before Guatemala existed as a country
The Spanish granted the British settlers the right to occupy the area
You Rock Ape Goggles Koona, Birthed out of the Asshole of a Gin, are wrong yet again,
Go Back to eating Bush tucker you Eucalyptus Nigger.
“Go back to being a Fountain Swimmer before you turn fully Lamington”"
And what about you the Skippy Shagger when will you target the Site Authors for their Racist homosexual filth
You wont or don’t because your a Gubba Abbo
and a Goon ninja who steals pony Spunk
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7:12 pm
PeePee, the racist idiot,
The article you cut and pasted proves you wrong. Guatemala ceded Belize to Britain on the condition that the British build the road.
The British didn’t built the road, so it’s a case of obtaining property by deception, aka theft.
The fighting over Texas didn’t stop until after the Mexican-American war, at which point the US stole the rest of the South-West.
By your standards Britain never stole Ireland either.
Mainaic, well I’m sorry that every time I seek rapprochement with you it gets thrown back in my face. If you’d rather support PeePee in his spewing of racist filth that’s fine.
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8:28 pm
“Mainaic, well I’m sorry that every time I seek rapprochement with you it gets thrown back in my face.”
Please. After the things that have been said, you expect different, Gelding?
“If you’d rather support PeePee in his spewing of racist filth that’s fine.”
See, there’s a difference between what PaPi is saying and the things that come out of the members here. It’s directed at YOU specifically and not generalized. You seem to do fine defending yourself. I don’t believe you need me to help you. This is between you and PaPi.
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9:22 pm
” I don’t believe you need me to help you.”
Not asking for help. Just pointing out that you support PeePee in spewing his constant torrent of racist filth.
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9:48 pm
“Just pointing out that you support PeePee in spewing his constant torrent of racist filth.”
No. I don’t believe I have. Not once have you seen me encourage PaPi.
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10:00 pm
Horse Fucker likes to lie a lot. He says shit and thinks he’s right all the time.
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12:03 am
“Horse f–ker likes to lie a lot”. If that isnt the African american calling the jamaican black. Every keystroke you put down on this holy page is an abomination to the divine creator. You are so steeped in filth and perversion that it sickens me. Every one of your post makes me think that you are an egomaniacal narcisist who sits and fantasizes about homoerotic scenarios while trying to prove you are somehow smarter or superior to all the saved on here. When in reality your post are trite drivel and you are most certainly headed for the hottest corner of hell. I have prayed for you and will continue to do so no matter how hopeless you make it seem.
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6:22 am
“If that isnt the African american calling the jamaican black.”
Huh. I grew up with the “non-racist” version of that saying, Mr. Peterson. It actually says “the pot calling the kettle black”. But, I suppose if that’s what your parents taught you.
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11:11 pm
““Horse f–ker likes to lie a lot”. If that isnt the African american calling the jamaican black.”
So do you just have to inject some form of hatred into every single one of your posts?
“Every keystroke you put down on this holy page is an abomination to the divine creator.”
Who is an asshole that doesn’t give a shit about listening to Jesus.
“You are so steeped in filth and perversion that it sickens me.”
Didn’t realize that caring about the freedoms of others was considered to be filthy.
“Every one of your post makes me think that you are an egomaniacal narcisist who sits and fantasizes about homoerotic scenarios while trying to prove you are somehow smarter or superior to all the saved on here.”
Seriously, you keep proving my point in that you have nothing to say, except to insult people by calling them gay.
“When in reality your post are trite drivel and you are most certainly headed for the hottest corner of hell.”
Just because you don’t get my point doesn’t mean it’s ‘drivel’.
“I have prayed for you and will continue to do so no matter how hopeless you make it seem.”
Don’t bother, fuck your hypocritical religion, and fuck you. You don’t bother reading the bible, you just pull out passages that make your hatred of whatever the fuck you hate for convenience.
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10:18 am
“Not once have you seen me encourage PaPi.”
Rubbish. You made a point of saying that you never asked him to stop after it initially seemed that you had.
Then you made an excuse for him, saying it was OK because it was only directed at me.
You have given him your seal of approval to go on spewing his racist filth.
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10:55 am
Horse Fucker said it, so it must be true! Because that’s how reality works!
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11:08 am
“You made a point of saying that you never asked him to stop after it initially seemed that you had.”
“Seemed”, Gelding? You based your response on what you “perceived” I said? If you’re referring to this:
““Also, enough of the racist filth.”
Yes. Leave that to the Christwire team, PaPi. They’re the pros at it.”
You need to READ the whole statement and not just what you want to glean out of it. It was “sarcastic” not “suggestive”.
“Then you made an excuse for him, saying it was OK because it was only directed at me.”
That was not an excuse for him. It was the reason why I let it go. It’s not my fault that you can’t defend yourself against anything but “bad grammar”.
“You have given him your seal of approval to go on spewing his racist filth.”
I have given him no such thing. I am not his friend. I am not his enemy. I am most certainly NOT his handler. What he says to you, as I said, is between you and him, Gelding.
Man, you really are taking my refusal of a white flag poorly. So, back to the same old thing?
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12:51 pm
The goggles Fabo says he got a cock that would choke a stallion.
He tried it and says its “”a Faith fact”" so it must be true.
Because that’s how reality works in the Christwire world ( which is flat and the sun revolves around it).
That’s also true because its in the bible so that also must be true.
>>”">> YOU CAN ALWAYS (snigger) TRUST FACTS FROM THE BIBLE<<""<<
(BECAUSEsniggerITS sniggerINsniggerTHEsniggerBIBLE.).
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@ LN the only horse-rapist on this site is you & your filth. Your like the most pissed off 4 year old I’ve ever witnessed.
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10:42 pm
Leave it to LN, PassionPit and Mainiac to take a perfectly reasonable film review and turn it into a beastiality fetish thread… Their depravity knows no end. Are these the type of people called ‘Furries’ I have been hearing so much about? Must be.
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11:05 pm
“Leave it to LN, PassionPit and Mainiac to take a perfectly reasonable film review and turn it into a beastiality fetish thread…”
Excuse me?!? Speaking for myself, please, Mr. JR, show me where ANYTHING even remotely related to bestiality came from me and you’d better make this good. You’re opening up a whole new can of worms.
“Are these the type of people called ‘Furries’ I have been hearing so much about?”
Not even close, punk. You’ll find there’s nothing very…..furry about me.
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11:13 pm
“You’re opening up a whole new can of worms. ”
That’s all Cultwire can do though, you’re asking the impossible from him considering he mocks the recently murdered. Hell, he probably has a poster of the killer hanging up on his wall and salutes to him every day.
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JR
August 5, 2012
10:42 pm
“”Leave it to LN, PassionPit and Mainiac to take a perfectly reasonable film review “”.
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Ha Fuckin Ha.
“a perfectly reasonable film review”
I Don’t speak for LN, and Mainiac58, But
this was not in no sense of the world a perfectly reasonable film review.
This so Called review and the other Article’s on this site are Grossly inaccurate as to the ACTUAL FILM
Not Surprising Seeing as the So called reviewer never actually watched the film.
Some Very inaccurate Quote’s from the review
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“The entire movie centers on Bruce Wayne and his older husband, Alfred”
(its an Employer/employee…master/servernt…long Service family Friend/confidant relationship)
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“They never even interacted with each other and I was hoping Batman would punch that pansy rich boy in the face just once”
(that Batman is the Alter Ego of “that pansy rich boy”
“”Duh do you understand that”"
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“Is that some sort of bath salt injection system that makes him super strong and bald?”
“”Yup just like “Ned Kelly’s Dunny Bucket” was some sort of bath salt injection system.”"
Fucking Moron
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“Do you know what would happen to a 13 year old if they saw this film? Boys would become girls who would then become thieving whores.”
“Very small minded an opinion that’s justifiably ripe to attack”
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“If only Mr. Nolan had received his spankings as a child, maybe his craving for black leather bondage torture would be satiated.”
“An opinion that is also justifiably ripe to attack because this person is advocating violence and abuse to children”
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I’M not a ‘Furries’ never have or ever will be
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Unless you a complete total braindead moron and you have not actually looked at this site in depth.
(which is being polite to you)
Your see and realize that the “Christwire nutters” carry the Trading of abuse and insults from thread to thread, They also gang up together to target one person and therefore the retorts and reply’s are also carried from thread to thread.
As i Said many times before
“”if they don’t like to be on the receiving end of Such abuse then they should refrain from abusing other people”".
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10:03 am
Most everyone here is mad.
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10:14 am
You don’t have to write your own opinions in quotes, I know that you are saying them… Most of your sentences didn’t make grammatical sense, so I did not read them. Sorry. You seem to have a very odd way of spelling and I do not believe you have been taught when it is appropriate to use quotation marks.
The ChrisTwire flock is a tolerant and loving place for Godly souls to meet and converse about issues that concern the Christian family. Tolerance is a double-edged sword, and unfortunately, we must also tolerate enemies of the American family like yourself. So be it. Just leave the furry chatter out of this.
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10:52 am
Tolerant and loving? To be tolerant and loving, you have to not care what people do in the privacy of their own home and still care about them, telling them that they’re lesser beings or worthless or that they should be shot is NOT tolerant NOR loving.
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JR
August 6, 2012
10:14 am
You don’t have to write your own opinions in quotes,
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What i write, how i write, and the punctuation marks i use where i use is my choice, “MY RIGHT OF FREE SPEECH”".
I know that you are saying them… Most of your sentences didn’t make grammatical sense, so I did not read them. Sorry. You seem to have a very odd way of spelling
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THAT IS BECAUSE I TEND TO USE English NOT American. and the site spell check defaults to American. (+ sometime’s i cant be bothered because its only a Christian Nutter Site).
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and I do not believe you have been taught when it is appropriate to use quotation marks.
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“”" GO FUCK YOURSELF “”"
“” I WILL PUT THEM WHERE I PLEASE”".
>”" AS OFTEN AS I LIKE”"”>”>”THAT’S VIEWING THE WORLD THRU A Chromer Goggles EYES.<"<"”"ANYONE WHO IS OF A DIFFERENT RACE CREED RELIGION OR SEXUAL PREFERENCE.”"<"
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and unfortunately, we must also tolerate enemies of the American family like yourself. So be it.
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I'm not an Enemy of the American family.
I have family and relatives in the USA and Canada,
BUT I AM AN ENEMY OF PEOPLE WHO ARE RACIST SEXIST AND HOMOPHOBIC.
I WILL USE THEIR WEAPONS AGAINST THEM
IF THEY RACIAL ABUSE ""SO WILL I""
IF THEY USE SEXUAL ABUSE ""SO WILL I""
IF THEY USE HOMOPHOBIC ABUSE ""SO WILL I""
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Just leave the furry chatter out of this.
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+ GET'S YOU HORNY AND WET THEN .+
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12:37 pm
JR
You Turning into the Lamington police.
I thought the Chromer Rock ape was the Spelling and puntuation police.
Has the Caneater Said you can suck his little pony prop.
“Maybe your pony fucker in disg/ust/ise”
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“”How i write and what i write in what ever style is for me to choose”".(and you to suffer)
I Don’t Need anyone’s permission or approval.
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3:44 pm
Sorry about your childhood, Passion Pitt. Everyone deserves to grow up with parents that give them approval. Yes, even you.
What is a Passion Pitt exactly? An orgy or an emosexual band? Must be on of the two.
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4:06 pm
JR or is that short for
“”Jizz Receiver”"
Sorry about your childhood, Passion Pitt. Everyone deserves to grow up with parents that give them approval. Yes, even you.
What is a Passion Pitt exactly? An orgy or an emosexual band? Must be on of the two.
You Know
You know absolutely nothing about me
Your Presumptions about my childhood and parents are way way off.
as for the Passion Pitt its just a forum name.
If you want to know more about the band Passion Pit
Ok Wait for it
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“Put on the asbestos gloves,
Put on the tinfoil hat and polarized sunglasses.
Make sure you lock the room door and your on your own.
Now Google
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I Said ….”"Google, NOT WANK”".
Guess you might be able to do that
I know its harder than opening the Bible
but your get more Truth from Google than the bible.
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4:07 pm
I do believe you own me something, Mr. JR. You made an accusation. I’m waiting for your proof to stand on.
“Speaking for myself, please, Mr. JR, show me where ANYTHING even remotely related to bestiality came from me and you’d better make this good.”
“You don’t have to write your own opinions in quotes, I know that you are saying them… Most of your sentences didn’t make grammatical sense, so I did not read them. Sorry. You seem to have a very odd way of spelling and I do not believe you have been taught when it is appropriate to use quotation marks.”
Keep talking. There are already TWO members of the Grammar Patrol on here. Get your own schtick. We’re all tired of this crap. Can’t come up with a satisfactory answer, go for the grammar. Although, it would give the other two a break……or would it? Hmmm….
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11:16 pm
Brock, if you can disprove everything I’ve said and answer on behalf of Billy Bob and anyone else I’ve ever asked and actually prove me wrong, 100%, I will solemnly swear to never return to this site.
Though, just as a heads up, it’s quite an impossible task, seeing as how there is nothing but blatant lies spewed from the mouths of these assholes.
Well, come on punk, you wanna talk all high-and-mighty? Then prove me wrong, or are you just like the rest of these nutters and all you can do is bitch about my or someone else’s presence here?
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10:05 am
PICK UP THE PHONE!
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10:12 am
My, you caught on to the Christwire way very quickly, Mr. JR.
“PICK UP THE PHONE!”
Let’s try something original for once:
PICK UP THE BIBLE!
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3:37 pm
No problem, I am holding it now.
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3:44 pm
Must be wearing asbestos gloves because the “”Holy Moly Boogy Book”" is supposed to burn demons unless they wear gloves.
Bet your also holding your Little Dick as well
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3:51 pm
No, Richard is actually in his crib at the moment but thank you for your concern. Please refrain from blasphemy and persecution on this site, Passion Pitt. There is no reason for those strong words. I pray for you every night, Passion Pitt. Pray that you won’t end up in Hell. But if you continue like this, things won’t end well for you.
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4:13 pm
“No problem, I am holding it now.”
Try reading it sometime then. Odds are you’ll find that what you want to believe to be the truth is NOT the truth at all. Where did Jesus say that it was okay to be a complete asshole who likes to joke about dead people who were murdered not too long ago, or that harassing people who are different is just dandy?
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5:38 pm
No, Richard is actually in his crib at the moment but thank you for your concern. Please refrain from blasphemy and persecution on this site, Passion Pitt. There is no reason for those strong words. I pray for you every night, Passion Pitt. Pray that you won’t end up in Hell. But if you continue like this, things won’t end well for you.
is he waiting for his demon pappy to spoon feed him daddys jizz ?
“No not going to refrain at what you call blasphemy and persecution on this site,”
why Should i
“don’t you believe in the freedom of Speech”
If you have the right to spout your views then i have the right to reply with mine.
I believe from reading your “book of storys” Jesus was gay he preferred the company of men to women.
He was also a jew and he was born a “BASTARD”.
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4:28 pm
All you folks just baffle me… You visit a website explicitly for the discussion of family issues, Jesus Christ, and news pertaining to a certain world view yet you seem quite enraged over its content. I do not understand this. If you know these things will upset you, why subject yourself to them over and over? A cry for help perhaps? Well, you all are invited to come and worship with any one of our flock! Since you all have taken such a strong interest in CW, why not come join us in praise? We live all across the country and I am sure you can find one of our faithful to worship with.
If it is not the word of God you are interested in, I don’t know why you continue to linger here. There was once a girl named Suzie who was very mean to me as a youth on the playground until one day I found Suzie’s binder full of drawings of me. You remind me very much of Suzie. You also remind me very much of the Chik-fil-a protestors. If you ask a Christian what they think about an issue and then expect a non-Christian answer, that is foolish. Now, I don’t mind explaining my beliefs to any one of you, but I do not see why you are so angry if you know beforehand that we may disagree. Please try and refrain from ad hominem, it serves no purpose.
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4:58 pm
“All you folks just baffle me… You visit a website explicitly for the discussion of family issues, Jesus Christ, and news pertaining to a certain world view yet you seem quite enraged over its content.”
Never pull the ‘why are you even here’ argument, because that just shows how much of a loser you are.
Why the hell shouldn’t we be here? What, do you just want to insult homosexuals, black people, foreigners, women, pop culture at large, and everything else without anyone telling you just how wrong you are? There’s no point in you even coming here then if you already agree with what these assholes say, they’re just telling you what else you should hate. This site is not about Jesus Christ, this site is about doing everything humanly possible to avoid having to actually do what Jesus said. You show a complete lack of respect towards anyone who’s mentality is different than yours and you think yourself better than others.
“There was once a girl named Suzie who was very mean to me as a youth on the playground until one day I found Suzie’s binder full of drawings of me. You remind me very much of Suzie.”
You’ll be sad to find out then that we aren’t a bunch of grade-school children. We are people that openly despise your ‘teachings’ considering they’ve done so much damage that it’s become irreversible, and yet not a single one of you bastards has EVER come out and admitted it. Instead, you deny it, and continue to make things worse.
“You also remind me very much of the Chik-fil-a protestors. If you ask a Christian what they think about an issue and then expect a non-Christian answer, that is foolish.”
Except, people like you aren’t actual Christians, you’re assholes who just use the bible as a weapon and brute-force your way into people’s lives. Not a single one of you has EVER answered the question of what business is it of yours what two consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home. You always either complain about ‘it’s their soul’ or you just call us gay, expecting it to be an insult since you can’t find the idea of two people actually being in love with each other, regardless of their gender.
“Now, I don’t mind explaining my beliefs to any one of you, but I do not see why you are so angry if you know beforehand that we may disagree. Please try and refrain from ad hominem, it serves no purpose.”
There’s a difference between a disagreement, and complete ignorance. Jesus said nothing about homosexuals, and yet you all will carry pitchforks and torches to their homes, wanting to get rid of them in any way possible.
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5:02 pm
tl;dr. Stay off drugs son.
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5:03 pm
“You always either complain about ‘it’s their soul’ or you just call us gay”
LN, you are gay? I am sorry to hear that. I wish you speedy recovery.
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5:05 pm
See? You’re too much of a coward to actually have a debate with someone.
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5:09 pm
There is no debate to be had. You can either choose to follow God’s path or not. The choice is entirely yours. However much I would like you to see the light, I cannot force this upon you, LN. You must save yourself.
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5:14 pm
But who are you to decide what ‘God’ wants? All you do is make it up as you go along.
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5:24 pm
We have the Bible for that. When the Bible cannot provide a definitive answer, my Pastor is always there to listen. LN, I know why you are trying to extend this conversation. You have nothing else to do but enter in arguments with people who you know will disagree with you. It is how you fill the glaringly large void in your life. However, all the answers you seek can be found in the bible. I suggest you turn to it as even I cannot provide you with answers you clearly seek.
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5:30 pm
“We have the Bible for that.”
Like I said, you just make up stuff as you go along.
“When the Bible cannot provide a definitive answer, my Pastor is always there to listen.”
And how would he know the truth?
“LN, I know why you are trying to extend this conversation. You have nothing else to do but enter in arguments with people who you know will disagree with you.”
No, it’s the fact that people like you are cowards, you will never admit the truth. You don’t give a fuck about following the ‘word of god’, when you see something you don’t like, you’ll twist the bible to make it mean what you want it to mean so you can justify your hate.
“It is how you fill the glaringly large void in your life.”
You’re the one who’s using lies to fill that hole. I know the truth of the universe, that what matters most is the future of mankind, not some damned rat race to see who can shout out that they love god more in the vain hopes that you’ll be rewarded when your brain dies.
“However, all the answers you seek can be found in the bible.”
The bible is nothing but a container of contradictions, there are no answers in it.
“I suggest you turn to it as even I cannot provide you with answers you clearly seek.”
Alright, show me in the bible where it says that it’s okay to make fun of dead people when someone violently murdered them not too long ago, and to use their deaths as your platform of complete and total ignorance and stupidity.
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5:36 pm
Assuming that you know the truths of the universe is very small-minded of you, LN. While Christians assume that this knowledge can only be held by a power beyond their human comprehension, you assume that you are capable of understanding the fundamental truths of the universe which is just silly because you clearly do not. Even the greatest of scientists would never claim such a thing. Arrogance does not equal knowledge, LN.
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5:44 pm
“Assuming that you know the truths of the universe is very small-minded of you, LN.”
It’s not that complicated, assholes like you want to limit what we know because you’re: completely ignorant, completely stupid, or manipulative.
“While Christians assume that this knowledge can only be held by a power beyond their human comprehension, you assume that you are capable of understanding the fundamental truths of the universe which is just silly because you clearly do not.”
People live, people die, people love and feel other emotions. When we die, our bodies degrade. Like I said, it’s not complicated, you just don’t give a damn about it.
“Even the greatest of scientists would never claim such a thing. Arrogance does not equal knowledge, LN.”
The truth to the universe and how things work are two vastly different things. There are many things we don’t know, many things we’ll probably never know, but as far as whether or not ‘God’ exists, it’s pretty much well-established that your particular version is an impossibility.
By the way, you aren’t touching upon other matters, such as all of the contradictions in the bible, your ignorance, and your completely hateful attitude.
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5:50 pm
Ah, the manifesto of LN… one that no one will ever read nor care about. God will listen, LN. God will pick up the phone.
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5:54 pm
Good job showing how you’re a Cowardly Christian there, jackass.
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12:12 am
excuse my french but you guys are fucking pathetic. This movie was amazing just you guys cant have enough fucking fun and enjoy something for once all you fucking hitler christians u guys think everything is “bad” That whole movie was appropriate and the reason her perfect ass was in every shot is becasue it makes her look like she is going away from the camera as if she is leaving the shot. But you are all clearly to fucking stupid to know that u guys sit home and bitch and complain about every little stupid thing about everything. And Bane oh ya he wears that mask not because of fucking bath salts what kind of stupid idea is that he wears it becasue of oxygen. Oh wait you might not know what that is considering you guys are all fucking pathetic. Okygen is like the air it alows him to breath. If you wernt so busy paying attention to cat womans ass the whole fucking movie than you would have herd them say it in the fucking film. It is fucking 2012 grow up go outside notice how much the world changed its not no bilbe thumpers anymore or some fucking stupid nun running around praying to god and shit its fucking teenagers with cell phones living there lives no teenager wants to spend all there free time in a fucking building reading the most boring fucking book. The bible. Like seriously you gotta notice the real world.. not your fake bullshit.. but anyways thats all i have to say u guys gotta do more research befor making these pathetic articles.
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