Twitter: Kim Jong-Un Declares North Korea Gold Medal Winners of All Olympic Sports
North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un has caused great celebration to fall upon his country, only hours after he took to Twitter to broadcast the North Korea has one every possible gold medal possible by the second day of the 30th Olympics.
Other worldwide leaders were stunned and questioning the sanity of Kim Jong-Un, but instantly millions of North Korea retweeted and celebrated online their victory in every sport.
The North Korean News Agency most recently syndicated the story and distrubuted it to the Associated Press and Global Media Network. HLC has given an Olympic update verifying the story but clearly announcing that no other country or UN has recognized Kim Jong-Un’s early claims of complete wipeout victory.
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Author: Amber Vos Savant
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4:03 pm
Your stupidity is quite astounding.
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2:44 pm
Did you enjoy the “Borat” movie, LN?
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3:52 pm
I hear you where in it. They used slint music after all.
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4:14 pm
“”> NEWSFLASH <""
CHRISTWIRE HIRE'S Kim Jong-Un AS NEW STAFF WRITER
""News just in Christwire Scoops the World Press as it Anounces the hiring of Kim Jong-Un as a Staff writer.
August Weisz said We look forward to Kim Jong-Un Writing his first Article
We know that it will be Truthful and Factual in the True Christwire Tradition
Welcome Mr Kim Jong-Un and Congratulations on your Recent Marriage""
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5:08 pm
We would allow Kim Jong-Un to write for us. This site is for the First Ammendment, just like the Bible commands everyone to follow.
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5:18 pm
“”" H O W P A T R I O T I C A m e r i c a n “”"
YOU ARE
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7:08 pm
Adam Nelson
July 29, 2012
5:08 pm
We would allow Kim Jong-Un to write for us. This site is for the First Ammendment,<…(expony Shagger Spelling mistake), Should be Amendment
just like the Bible commands everyone to follow.
The First Amendment (Amendment I) to the United States Constitution is part of the Bill of Rights. The amendment prohibits the making of any law respecting an establishment of religion, impeding the free exercise of religion, abridging the freedom of speech, infringing on the freedom of the press, interfering with the right to peaceably assemble or prohibiting the petitioning for a governmental redress of grievances.
Pity you don't abide by your First Amendment.
impeding the free exercise of religion,(( YOU DO NOT )). You Hate any religion that is not your Brand
abridging the freedom of speech,(( YOU DO NOT )). You Attack all who do not agree with your Small mindset View.
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7:26 am
PeePee, as a constitutional lawyer you would sure make a good … pile of compost perhaps.
The First Amendment deals with what kinds of laws American governments can make.
It has nothing whatsoever to do with the editorial policies of Christwire, the New York Times or any other media outlet.
But even though the First Amendment is entirely irrelevant in this case, please note that Christwire does not impede anyone’s right to the free exercise of religion, nor does it abridge anyone’s right to free speech.
The fact that you think it does shows that you utterly fail to understand what the US Constitution is, and that you also fail to understand the basic concepts of freedom of speech and freedom of religion.
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8:48 pm
That’s why you ban and edit comments that tell the truth, right?
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9:36 pm
Ensuring comment quality =! censorship.
I wouldn’t expect someone who used the N word to understand that.
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10:05 pm
Trying to nitpick and make excuses, you Soul Selling Bitch? Oh, and please go and find where I’ve ever used the N word, please.
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4:52 am
Give them a few days they need to go edit some comments but they seem to get really slow now a day on this site.
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5:01 am
Guess its a case of
“you just cannot employ quality staff these days”
sometimes when i use punctuation marks to emphasis my point whole sections of my post disappear
the PHP implementation on this site is so so crap
They Desperately need a compatant webmaster
But no one will work for Collection plate Scraps and fake dollars.
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7:30 am
LN, Ex-Atheist is correct. The moderating of posts, even the deletion of posts and the banning of commenters, is not a freedom of speech issue.
No business or website is obliged to publish your brain farts any more than the New York Times is obliged to publish any letter you send it.
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1:46 pm
“LN, Ex-Atheist is correct. The moderating of posts, even the deletion of posts and the banning of commenters, is not a freedom of speech issue.”
When you specifically say that you follow the right of Freedom of Speech, ANY kind of editing or banning shows your hypocrisy.
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3:55 pm
You just edit comments like mine when i show where you get your fake photo’s from.
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12:01 am
N word ? You mean Negro ?
what you think it’s racism ?
Go read a spanish dictionary about the color Black you wills ee the word Negro next to it
and No black is not racism neither it’s a color
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12:53 am
LN, the New York Times publishes only a small fraction of the letters to the editor that it receives, and it edits most of those.
Does this mean that the New York Times is opposed to freedom of speech? Of course not.
Get it through your thick head that “freedom of speech” is about governments not preventing free speech. It says nothing about the editorial policies of Christwire or the New York Times.
If the NYT, Christwire and every other news outlet in the world refused to publish your inane blatherings none of them would be abridging your right to free speech.
You have the right to say whatever you want. You can start your own blog or stand on a soapbox on a street corner and shout it at passers-by.
What you don’t have is the right to force other people to publish your opinions.
I also note that you are not banned from Christwire, which makes your ignorant, wrong-headed bleating on this topic completely hypocritical.
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12:57 am
That’s rich, a hypocrite calling me one. Do explain how that works, when I’ve had several of my comments edited or removed.
And, hey, if Cultwire can manipulate the rules to whatever the hell they want them to be, why can’t I?
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7:16 pm
Oh and So Far north Korea has only won 2 Gold 1 bronze in the 2012 London Olympics.
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12:06 am
actually they did quite good I’m impressed
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9:24 am
Yeah… sure.. they won all the medals… just for what? lol
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12:14 am
american journalist did the same bullshit 4 years ago In china beijing saying china “stole” all the medals
but when USA is first we never heard them whining like a Bunch of little pussy they are
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3:06 pm
I am at the Olympics now and there are a lot of empty seats here. I wonder if all the Asians kept people way. I saw skeet yesterday and the day before cycling and archery.
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3:32 pm
August Weisz
July 30, 2012
3:06 pm
I am at the Olympics now and there are a lot of empty seats here. I wonder if all the Asians kept people way. I saw skeet yesterday and the day before cycling and archery.
“” thats Because no one wants to sit anywhere near a racist homophobic pedo sexist bible punching Cretin”"
“”Enjoy England its Safer than the USA”"
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12:16 am
Racist ….
and for the reason why all seats is empty most “tourist” doesn’t watch the olympic in itself but wnat to feel the “olympic”
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6:42 am
I was there too i could hear oyu farting all night that’s why everyone left you need to eat some good food your god night not like you when you fart in his face.
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11:32 pm
They won all but one: Nonsensical and Verbally-Diarrheic News Reporting. There Christwire won the gold, silver AND bronze.
Congrats, guys!! ^O^
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