Why Do Cats Purr?
Every year in the United States, over 1.2 million people are mauled by cats. Cat bites are dangerous and can are very deadly. If you or a loved one live near a cat, it is of paramount importance to always be alert and prepared for conflict.
Cat bites are associated with higher risk of infection. Unlike dogs, cats possess a snakelike array of teeth that are sharp, needlike daggers of death. The teeth penetrate deep muscle of victims, directly injecting lethal doses of toxic bacteria into the body and bloodstream of innocent victims. Human babies are at highest risk of cat bite death (CBD) due to their soft, veal-like muscle and scent of milk.
Cats will secretly bite a human baby to get a taste of blood, then smother the child over the mouth to get a taste of milk and also silence the victim until oxygen deprivation causes a near sleep state. The cats with then go back to the puncture wound and lick clean the remaining blood to get one more taste and cause the skin to close up around the wound, hiding the truth from the adults in the house.
This leads to many bacterial infections and cases of sepsis seen in infants and toddlers. They cannot communicate the horrors cats do to them behind closed doors, when everyone has stepped away for but a few moments.
Cats are also very seductive, using their purr to cause a sense of trust to be aroused. But the only thing that should be aroused by a cat’s purr is panic and fear. Cats are incapable of feeling love. They are incapable of feeling complete gratitude.
If you think otherwise, try a simple experiment. Give your cat a belly rub and a rub on its flank and hind quarters. At some point, no matter how long you’ve owned it, it was purr and then bite you. It will never fail.
Purrs are actually the sound a cat’s heart makes when it speeds up. There is a saying in the old mechanic’s world, “The engine is purring like a kitten.” This saying comes from old knowledge that a cat’s heart operates much like a rugged v8 engine: hot, mean and vocal. It always burns so hot with rage and primal instinct that it creates a purring noise, just like a throttling engine. It is just waiting to rev up and send the cat hurtling at one of your exposed veins or flesh.
If you find yourself victimized by a cat bite, please think clearly and remember the following:
- Time and location of bite
- Health status of cat, rabies vaccination history, behavior, whereabouts, etc.
- Circumstances surrounding the bite (ie, provoked or defensive bite versus unprovoked bite)
- Location of all bites
- Patient’s medical history
Untreated, a cat bite can kill within 24 hours. A man recently failed to get his family’s cat bite checked out and nearly died from Bubonic plague, both his hands falling into a state of irreversible gangrene.
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Author: Adam Nelson
4:04 pm
And the infamous feline-hating scumbag of the Earth reposts the same shit he already made once before, without any knowledge of cats.
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10:39 am
Stop fiddling with the kids
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4:11 pm
I’ve had my cat for about a week, I already feel like I know more about cats than you do….Or at least I don’t make crap up
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4:46 pm
“”> WOW Adam nelson >>> his family’s cat bite checked out and nearly died from Bubonic plague, both his hands falling into a state of irreversible gangrene.<<<"""
Actualy in that story you Said
Man Gets Bubonic DEATH Plague from ""Stray Cat Bite""
Funny How the "" FACTS EVOLVE "" Story to Story
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4:56 pm
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
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5:12 pm
You already cast the metaphoric first stone
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8:49 pm
Considering you threw first, you can shut the fuck up.
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5:39 pm
Did you really rewrite your article? Because as far i remember you did already made such article before.
“Every year in the United States, over 1.2 million people are mauled by cats. Cat bites are dangerous and can are very deadly. If you or a loved one live near a cat, it is of paramount importance to always be alert and prepared for conflict.”
Cats don’t bite people. Dogs do.
“If you think otherwise, try a simple experiment. Give your cat a belly rub and a rub on its flank and hind quarters. At some point, no matter how long you’ve owned it, it was purr and then bite you. It will never fail.”
Most of cats don’t like to be rubed on their belly.
And cats do purr when they are happy, but also if they have pain. You can read more here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purr
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10:34 pm
“cats don’t bite people, dogs do” WRONG. ask my sister who ended up in the hospital from a cat bite.
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11:07 pm
Cats AND dogs bite people, it all depends on the situation.
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9:29 am
Normal house cats don’t bite people, unless you annoy them too much.
Maybe stray cats do, but i can’t tell you that, since we don’t have stray cats here.
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2:31 pm
Uh,excuse me 36. I fear you are in an extremely dense area. It is having an adverse effect on you. You should move to an area less thick.
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7:56 am
Don’t worry about me. I will be able to think on my own, no matter how much i read here.
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12:12 pm
The cat biting his owner to death with Bubonic plague let me know, in my spirit, that I had to rewrite this one with far more passion.
The cat tricked his owner with gentle purrs, then unleashed a death sentence upon him. Maybe if I had prayed harder before I wrote my last article, my wisdom would have reached that poor man and he would have known to take his cat to the local animal shelter. Or heck, he could have sent it here to me and I could have made sure everything was solved in 7 days.
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12:36 pm
No, this is basically a copy/paste of your previous bullshit (and where’s your excuse of ‘god works in mysterious ways’?).
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9:39 pm
Thanks for this article, now I know whenever I hear a cat’s attack purr to kick it as far as I can from me and any other person.
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10:05 pm
And you will be arrested for animal abuse instantly, you sick fucking cunt.
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7:31 am
And you claim that you don’t use the C-word. You liar.
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1:47 pm
Now where did I ever say that?
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10:17 pm
Odd how you and the Gelding failed to comment on Doc’s grammar and horrendous use of the English language. As far as the facts in this……”article”, we’ll let anyone who has any sense sort those out. (Shouldn’t take long.)
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12:13 pm
Who’s Gelding and Doc?
And what does this have to do with anything? Just because your response structure and punctuations are atrocious doesn’t mean I should berate others for it. Take responsibility for your actions instead of shifting the blame like some lazy liberal burger flipper.
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12:33 pm
I repeat…
“Odd how you and the Gelding failed to comment on Doc’s grammar and horrendous use of the English language.”
Your response:
“Just because your response structure and punctuations are atrocious doesn’t mean I should berate others for it.”
Cop out, as usual. Can’t correct your elders. Turn the gun back around and…
“Take responsibility for your actions instead of shifting the blame…”
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9:32 pm
You don’t need to repeat yourself. You’re just making your comments TL;DR.
Please don’t attack me for an inaction burger flipper. There’s good reasons why the majority of your criticisms are unfounded.
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9:48 pm
“Please don’t attack me for an inaction…”
Excuse me?!? You jump all over anyone who doesn’t punctuate properly, spell “to the letter” or put everything in YOUR idea of perfect order and you have the unmitigated gall to accuse me of attacking you? (I suppose I should have specified that “anyone” apparently doesn’t include your lot.) I guess I can use your own words one more time:
“Take responsibility for your actions instead of shifting the blame…”
“There’s good reasons why the majority of your criticisms are unfounded.”
Really? Care to list a few, Cartoon? You need to wake up and realize that you’re on a BLOG site. People learn to overlook imperfections in posts for the sake of continuing the discussion. YOU, on the other hand, use it to “redirect” the discussion when it starts to turn against you. Grow up and stop acting like an over-worked, under-paid college English professor.
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8:29 am
“Thanks for this article, now I know whenever I hear a cat’s attack purr to kick it as far as I can from me and any other person.”
That’s right, Cartoon, just promote animal abuse. How very….Christian of you.
(By the way, Officer Cartoon, your sentence should be TWO. Should have just sat at your desk.)
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12:07 pm
I don’t take grammatical advice from people who can’t properly use ellipsis, abuse capitalization, (or put passive aggressive statements in parentheses).
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12:28 pm
That’s fine, Cartoon. Just giving you a taste of your own medicine. I see you don’t like being corrected any more than anyone else.
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7:11 pm
It would be more effective if your criticism was legitimate.
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7:21 pm
“It would be more effective if your criticism was legitimate.”
My criticism was perfectly legitimate, Cartoon. Read your own post. Never mind. I’ll bring it here and prove my point….again. (Even my English teachers weren’t as petty as you are and a LOT more polite.)
“Thanks for this article, now I know whenever I hear a cat’s attack purr to kick it as far as I can from me and any other person.”
Now, let’s see what it SHOULD look like.
“Thanks for this article. Now I know whenever I hear a cat’s attack purr to kick it as far as I can from me and any other person.”
Still having a hard time swallowing that pill, Cartoon?
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12:34 pm
Tough Shit Little slut bucket
You Post crap and assist in the denigration of others then you paint a target on your ample backside.
that Target will draw fire and lots of it.
You made yourself a target if you don’t like people taking shots at you Get out of the WAR ZONE
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3:01 pm
Good to see Passion pit still trying to wreck the site.
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3:26 pm
Yup Still Here Upsetting your Friends and sexual freak partners
Hows the “Shagging of Ex athiest” going is that 12yr old liking it up the ass from you
Hope you make sure She does her home work
Junior High take it amiss if she fails to turn it in
Have you Brought this plane ticket to england for me So i can return with you stopping off in atlanta to coffin rock Suzie slut zombie.
US customs will let me in with a 110 proof whiskey for you wont they ?
Better still we could drink it here so
Smegma breath don’t get to drink any
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9:36 am
Harley Farley was pithier and more coherent. I’d trade PeePee for him any day.
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9:32 am
“Thanks for this article, now I know whenever I hear a cat’s attack purr to kick it as far as I can from me and any other person.”
If i would see you do that, i would kick you back right away… in your face… twice!
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8:29 am
That’s awful. Why would you kick me for saving people from an evil animal?
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4:47 pm
Becasue a purring cat won’t do you any harm and it’s not evil.
While you would kick it, it would be evil for sure, since it wouldn’t do anything to you.
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6:02 pm
Ex-atheist at play
and when she grows up
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4:55 am
I know someone who once read the bible then they died. So never read the bible or you will DIE
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7:33 am
I hate to break it to you, but we’re all going to die.
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1:50 pm
The bigger question is what happens when we die, and people like you seem content with ruining the lives of people who are alive because you believe you’ll be rewarded with death.
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3:02 pm
I died last week after my liver failed, but I got a new one and feel better.
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3:29 pm
August Weisz
July 30, 2012
3:02 pm
I died last week after my liver failed, but I got a new one and feel better.
“”As if we care”"
did You use Suzie Slut zombie for the transplant and i hope you got the liver from a Gay Black man like Militant nigger
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7:58 am
You’re not super mario, August.
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9:38 am
Glad to hear you’re doing well, August.
The good thing about getting a new liver is that they don’t tend to have a lot of miles on the clock. You should crack a few bottles of bourbon to help run it in.
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11:11 am
Yes, you got to break a new liver in. Get it going fast.
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3:53 am
Brilliant, expose the bible for the evil tome it is. Cats have far better to me than people or “god” have. Christianity is just a bald faced, hate filled lie. The ancient Egyptians had it right, worship cats.
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8:19 am
cats purr because they like to be petted
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7:35 pm
“I like cats. Dead ones.”
-classic bumper sticker from my childhood
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6:43 am
Nothing less from some gay death metal singer.
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7:59 am
That explains all Erich…
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6:38 pm
I can’t stand cats. I have been attacked by several, some through jealousy of me getting more attention when I was a child, some for reasons unknown to me. But as much as I love dogs, you can’t deny they pose the bigger threat.
Both cats and dogs have the potential to pass on zoonotic diseases to humans, not just one species.
Dogs definitely have the more powerful bite, and the teeth are designed to crush and sink into flesh whereas a cat’s is for smaller prey such as mice and birds, which is why it’s so agile and quick.
I definatley argue that dogs are for uperior and intelligent to cats, but you can’t just attack a species for no fucking reason.
Haven’t you heard about all the dog attacks recently? Especially over here, the most common attacks occur with Staffordshire Bull Terriors, that are very powerful dogs.
Anyway, I though dogs were supposed to be creatures of the ‘devil’ – the Hounds of Hell?
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8:38 pm
Scientists have demonstrated that cats produce the purr through intermittent signaling of the laryngeal and diaphragmatic muscles. Cats purr during both inhalation and exhalation with a consistent pattern and frequency between 25 and 150 Hertz. Various investigators have shown that sound frequencies in this range can improve bone density and promote healing. ~ http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=why-do-cats-purr THANK YOU SCIENCE.
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5:35 pm
You have obviously never had a cat………. All of this is complete crap!
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