• Atheists Commision Painting of Jesus Playing Beer Pong with Apostles

    August 15, 2012 9:52 pm 116 comments

    Alright, atheists, hardy-har-har.  You think it is funny to commission images like this and place them in your Satanic synogogues or ‘laboratories’ as you call them.  Sure, if Jesus played ping-pong he would have the perfect swan-necked follow-through that your artist Frank Miller has drawn here.  All the apostles would get drunk on the best beer, because Jesus made it himself from water.

    But this just flat out didn’t happen at the last supper.  You cannot have it both ways.  You cannot have this image of Jesus partying it up when it’s not a fact of the Bible.  It’s pretty clear that the meal was serious and significant, not some final get-sloshed shin-dig where Jesus throws a ping-pong (mind you not even invented 2012 years ago) ball along a perfect arc trajectory, all while Mary Magdalene is acting all like a cat in heat like Frank Miller thinks all women act.

    This is just over the line, atheists.  This would be like us commissioning a photograph of your lord Richard Dawkins ascending to heaven when he dies.  It’s just not going to happen.  If you want to be smarmy, at least keep it factual, atheists.  Christians 1:  Atheists 0.

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