Barack Obama Wields Egyptian Sun Magic, Proves He’s Actually Akhenaten Reincarnated
[dropcap]A[/dropcap]dorned in fabrics of emerald and gules, Barack Hussein Obama manifests his power to create a Satanic solar flare, in the palms of his hands. Obama is doing this to intimidate Mitt Romney and moral voters away from the polls this November. As predicted in the Bible, Obama is showing signs of anti-Christian power and proving he’s the risen god-king Akhenaten from the ancient times.
Barack Hussein Obama. Reading that name is enough to send chills down the spine of every reader. And for good reason, as yesterday Barack Hussein Obama gave a speech before the Congressional Black Caucus, a group of powerful government officials who are known to dabble in the dark, wizardly arts. Obama is showing off just a strip tease of Satan’s power, a quick thigh flash of what he will unleash upon all of us if he doesn’t win this coming November.
Al Gore calls it global warning. Obama calls it unleashing the power of his ’Sun God, Ra’. Have you noticed how hot it’s been this summer? Obama is giving a sizzling reminder of what he can truly do with the Sun and his power of it. With just a few chants of ‘Uh, uh, scorch’ from his teleprompter, Obama can cause a solar flare and ruin the crops of hardworking Americans, so we’re forced to import commie Russian red wheat and Chinese rice. Whatever the case, it’s all evil and proves the fact that Obama is actually King Akhenaten of old, reborn and masquerading as an American so that he may build a new kingdom for Satan.
[box_light="width:300;"]Question: Who was Akhenaten?
In the early aughts, we discovered that Barack Obama is not the anti-Christ, but instead a reborn Egyptian god-king named Akhenaten. Akhenaten is known as an evil son of ‘perverted light’, much like Ra (Satan in American). Barack Obama has surely ‘perverted’ the light portion of himself, his alleles mixed in such a way he glows with darkness. Look upon Obama proudly rediscovering an ancient carving made of himself.
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Even after all this evidence, liberals will be smug and deny what’s right in front of our faces. Obama is clearly this Egyptian pharoah reborn from some sort of evil atheist genetics and Wiccan chants, but what is even more troubling is how emboldened he’s become. At a party in DC last week, Obama dressed up in Egyptian garb and tried to play it off as ‘costume time’. He’s showing us what he’ll be wearing in the oval office if he defeats Romney and America’s last chance to restore its Godly heritage and Christian tradition.
Obama plans to coerce Americans into bowing before the ancient Egyptian pantheon, as evidenced by his dapper Xerxean costume of commanding gold he wore to his last fundraiser.
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Author: Mike Watson
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7:30 am
I thought magic wasn’t real? Now it is when will this site pick on side and keep it that way. Next you will be saying jesus IS black.
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10:03 am
I’m really scared now. July was the hottest month ever in American history, now we know dragonspawn Obama is to blame. What if he starts torching us Christians, just like atheist did to us when they caused the dark ages? It’d be fitting Obama would rule over the new dark age.
This is really scaring me.
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5:08 pm
huh atheist causing dark ages ? Dark Ages were caused by persecution of Christians against atheist Yes christians Killed Many people who were not christian
also Atheist caused renaissances with new invention new poem new writing and stuff Like that
so yeah christians caused the worst atrocities in history
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11:06 am
Brother Watson, yet another shocking exposure of this king of evil. I remember in 2008 when I voted and there were members of ACORN at the polls watching us vote, making sure we were not being racist by voting for McCain. We were led to believe that ACORN stood for Association of Community Orginizations for Reform Now but now we know it really stands for Antichristian Children Of Ra for Necromancy. The dark arts are very much coming to the forefront ever since Romney chose the white night if Conservative christian values Paul Ryan as his running mate.
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1:23 pm
So basically, what Mikey is saying, is that his god is fake and that the Egyptians were right all along then.
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3:46 pm
He is well time to go pry to Ra this jesus guy sounds like a fake to me.
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4:11 pm
The devil takes many forms to trick many people.
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4:57 pm
Well, if the devil were evil, then odds are he’d probably take the form of an omnipotent asshole that has entire cults around the world to worship him, a cult that you happen to be apart of, Lich.
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5:55 pm
That sounds More like Mormonism, Islam, Hindu, and Atheism.
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6:34 pm
Actually, L.N. sounds perfectly spot on…
And why did you include Atheism? They don’t worship anything…
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1:19 am
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people that he doesn’t exist.
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3:08 am
he doesnt.
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5:23 pm
that is actually really insightful.
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1:27 pm
Christianity: the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree… yeah, makes perfect sense.
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9:55 pm
I can cut and paste too!
Atheism: The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs…. yeah, makes perfect sense.
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5:21 pm
I prefer the one with the talking animals and the flesh giving zombie.
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4:13 pm
makes sense to me!
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1:52 pm
I am disgusted you bring your mind retardants to a holy place of worship. You need to be euthanized before you keep polluting our divine ears with you satanic nonsense. Go overdose on marijuana smoke, loser.
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2:26 pm
Wow. You are not a very good representation of a “good” Christian, ALMIGHTYSATANSHUNNER33BC. Wanting someone dead? How very……un-Christlike of you.
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3:04 pm
Wait Mainiac, you are forgetting the last secret commandment that an order to get you must balance a bible on your head and recite the Konami code 20 times!
“Thou whoth doesn’t believeth in Christ, shallth needth to dieth”
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5:41 pm
No, what is un-christlike is your blasphemous comments you make while tugging your sin stick. You should not even be considered a human, more like a piece of satan dirt.
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6:56 pm
“Well, if the devil were evil” what an oxymoron you are LN. That is kinda like saying “if LN was sitting in his moms basement in his underwear eating hotpockets”. Of course he is and of course you are. Quit being obtuse.
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7:51 pm
“Of course he is and of course you are. ”
Sean, if you expect to get into heaven, you might wanna stop the whole “lying and making things up” habit you and the rest of christwire seem to have
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8:00 pm
Except if the devil is evil, why does he punish those who do bad? You might want to read your book for once instead of talking out of your ass, Sean, especially since the only thing you can come up with is ‘lives in his mothers basement’ as an insult.
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2:10 pm
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
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2:12 pm
Wrong URL sorry.
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1:35 pm
What a good picture.
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5:08 pm
This is all proof that Demoncrats are cultists.
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5:11 pm
Except according to Mikey, your god is wrong, you lose, good day.
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9:27 pm
is not Jesus called the sun God as well ? I’m pretty much sure he is called the Sun God as well
so you saying Your God is fake ? OH MY
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9:57 pm
The son of god isn’t the sun god.
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3:58 am
And why are you posting shot of the 300 movie?
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9:03 am
hahahahahhaaha
that was a good laugh
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2:05 am
I am a Christian who does not go to church, mainly because I’m not the kind of person who is willing to give 14% of my income to a bunch of pastors, clergymen, and chior leaders who molest children, mine if I actually went.
Open your eyes, fellow christians. I know you are prone to hallucination and blotting out the actual Spiritual Word of Jesus that makes you question most things the preacher-man says, but a picture of a sun in the background, and a picture of a light in the background, (referring to Al Gore,) does not constitute that they have that “light” in their hands. Christ…
It’s called trick photography, and accidental trick photography at that. You are being misled and you can’t even recognize it. How are you to recognize an anti-christ, (yes, the bible says there will be MORE THAN ONE antichrist in the events of the apocalypse, another fact ignored by you ignorant folks,) if you cannot even recognize a simple trick of satan to make you think a simple president has the Sun in his hands.
Christ…
Help these poor stupid bastards.
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2:07 am
I am a Christian who does not go to church, mainly because I’m not the kind of person who is willing to give 14% of my income to a bunch of pastors, clergymen, and chior leaders who molest children, mine if I actually went.
Open your eyes, fellow christians. I know you are prone to hallucination and blotting out the actual Spiritual Word of Jesus that makes you question most things the preacher-man says, but a picture of a sun in the background, and a picture of a light in the background, (referring to Al Gore,) does not constitute that they have that “light” in their hands. Christ…
It’s called trick photography, and accidental trick photography at that. You are being misled and you can’t even recognize it. How are you to recognize an anti-christ, (yes, the bible says there will be MORE THAN ONE antichrist in the events of the apocalypse, another fact ignored by you ignorant folks,) if you cannot even recognize a simple trick of satan to make you think a simple president has the Sun in his hands.
Christ…
Help these poor people.
(sorry about my language in previous post, really tired of ignorance.)
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6:38 am
Could be Obama supernatural powers… or it could just be the sun in the background of the pic
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1:13 am
“…or it could just be the sun in the background of the pic…”
Did you even read the post? Seems like “Can-actually-think-for-myself” needs someone who “Can-actually-read-for-themselves” to explain this article to her.
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4:53 pm
Seems to me that Can-actually-think-for-myself is spot on, Pig.
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7:34 pm
Lolz, crazy people
Why cant we all be friends
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3:00 pm
I’ll be your friend!
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6:39 pm
There is no way this is serious. There’s just no way.
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8:18 pm
Dafuk did I just read? Someone obviously photoshoped the sun in there. I feel bad for those who thought this was real.(Yes, I’m looking at you Christians)
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8:52 pm
It’s been a while, Christwire. A long while. And from what I’ve seen, things are more creative, and feature better photoshops. Really, the Xerxes comparison was near professional quality, be proud.
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10:14 am
You do understand that Obama is Xerxes reborn, don’t you? There was a big deal in all media outlets about a year ago when Obama went back to his homeland of Egypt and admired old carvings of himself.
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12:51 pm
No there wasn’t, and you’re always claiming that he’s from Kenya, never mind that he was born in Hawaii and has shown his birth certificate several times and you’ve failed to realize this.
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6:09 pm
It’s pretty obvious he isn’t. Xerxes used massive armies to bully other nations into paying tribute, while Obama uses tiny armies to kill people who I admit deserve to be killed, like violent jihadists.
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3:21 pm
This cannot be a real website. Not even Christians are this damn stupid.
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