Does Chick-Fil-A Taste BETTER Without The Threat of GayHomosexual Poison?
The depraved, pedophillic gays have lost another battle in the war to enable filthy immoral values! Christians have banded together to eradicate this worthless group of “bottom-dwellers” and their warped agenda! Blessed and courageous Christian eatery Chick-Fil-A has enacted a strict, nation-wide “Buttsex Ban” and in the process have garnered record profits! No longer will disease-carrying “homosexual bottom bois” be able to corrupt a wholesome chicken into a “Sandwich of Sodomy.”
While America may be a tumultuous place run by a gay-loving Muslim pot abuser, Chick-Fil-A and their supporters have opened up the eyes and hearts of many Americans and shown that Christ’s love is still real and still very popular in America! Christ is king! Christ is king!
What a better way to show gay homos that their lifestyle is dangerous and unhealthy than by eating the healthy, nutritious protein packed chicken from Chick-Fil-A! Top notch straight-blooded chicken is used at Chick-Fil-A and I surely do enjoy it because it’s unlike any other cock I have tasted; there is something deliciously afoot with this walking fowl!
Since Chick-Fil-A has had the courage to stand proud and eradicate Christophobia, studies from numerous focus groups have shown that consumers actually find the heterosexual sandwiches to be significantly better now that the overwhelming possibility of succumbing to homosexuality isn’t ever present.
HOW DOES CHICK-FIL-A TASTE AFTER GAYHOMO BAN??
The ban of gay homos from touching, purchasing, or eating these nutrient packed morsels has allowed the cooks to make these sandwiches with 100% of Christ’s love, which ensures a fantastic meal.
Gays will continue to listen to Electronic Dance Music and sin among fellow moral Americans. Chick-Fil-A has shown that American’s are intelligent and willing to say “Enough is enough!” God is the inventor of marriage and an expert on the field, and he said that marriage is sacred and should never be abused; to that end he made sure that MEN should marry WOMEN. The recent surge of homosexuals undeservingly vocalizing their objections to Christian righteous has thrust marriage (and America) into a moral imbalance.
Homosexual gays and their grotesque lesbian counterparts are known to participate in “Pride” festivals whereupon they tongue kiss each other and make disgusting gay sex that breeds AIDS. They often do this in PUBLIC! Why should gay homos and lesbian dykes be allowed to promote their sinful, filthy and immoral lifestyle by purchasing Chicken from a sacred Christian institution? Its blasphemy and a blatant display of mockery! You do not see a flood of Christians using Amazon to hawk their wares or fulfill their shopping needs! That’d be utterly disrespectful to our God.
Brave Christian men and women made God proud by defending America on Wednesday, August 2nd. They proved their love and admiration for America by purchasing wholesome, nutritious food, from CLEAN HEARTED, HOLY people. God Bless Dan Cathy and Chick-Fil-A.
God bless Dan Cathy and Chick-Fil-A very, very much.
Figs out.
EXODUS 4:24-25 – Now it came about at the lodging place on the way that the LORD met him and sought to put him to death. Then Zipporah took a flint and cut off her son’s foreskin and threw it at Moses’ feet, and she said, “You are indeed a bridegroom of blood to me.
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Author: Mark E. Figs
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10:48 am
‘Congratulations gentlemen, we’re one step closer to banning faggots and being able to hunt them as we please!’
That’s basically what I got from Marky Mark here.
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2:58 pm
Im pac man jones!
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12:13 pm
Splendid journalism Mr. Figs. Now you have to get ready to face the wrath of the limp wristed bottom dwelling nancy boys on here.
It seems they are all in for free speech as long as that speech includes homo or porno content. When the free speech happens to remind them that their actions are sending them straight to hell all of a sudden they want to call it “hate speech”.
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12:38 pm
And remember, you can’t spell NAMBLA without an L and an N.
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4:08 pm
More hate coming from the ignorant prick. You’ll sink to any depths for an insult, won’t you?
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9:09 am
You are an ignorant little child, aren’t you, Mr. Peterson? Nice attempt at an insult. Too bad all it does is show how very immature you really are. It just keeps getting better.
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3:14 pm
Dear Beloved in Christ,
I am Mrs.Mary Peterson an aging widow suffering from long time illness. I
have some funds I inherited from my late husband, the sum of 7.5 Million
Pounds and I needed a very honest and God fearing Christian that will use
the funds for God’s work, I found your email address from the Internet and
decided to contact you. Please if you would be able to use the funds for
the Lord’s work, kindly reply me at my private email;
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Your Mum is Spamming people
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7:44 pm
We are always accepting donations, thank you Passion Pitt. I am happy you found the Lord
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12:37 pm
The answer is: The Internet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxHwJTKa_do&feature=relmfu
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1:01 pm
Exbrony home website bet ex athist is member there as well
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3:39 pm
O_o what did I just watch?
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8:21 pm
you got a direct injection of pure, un-distilled Internet in pony form
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2:38 pm
“The ban of gay homos from touching, purchasing, or eating these nutrient packed morsels…”
Gay people can still eat at Chick-Fil-A…My gay friend still eats there because he loves the chicken there…
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3:07 pm
No sign of the rock ape to protest at the unashambed Homophobic content in this “”Story”".
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4:30 pm
I wondered what made their chicken sandwich so darn tasty recently.
Chick-Fil-A is the only company openly looking for a cure to homosexuality. They’re humanitarians yet they’re vilified by the liberal media.
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4:53 pm
They support the murder of homosexuals.
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4:51 pm
“…the only company openly looking for a cure to homosexuality.”
You ever wonder why, Cartoon? Could it be that there IS no cure for homosexuality. Well, unless you want to start messing with genetics and we all know what they say about people who play with genetics. Just a bit to close to “playing God”. If Chick-Fil-A wants to throw good money after a bad idea, who are the other companies to argue?
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7:40 pm
It’s a genetic disorder, or chemical imbalance then it’s our duty as compassionate humans to cure it.
Unless you’d say that they’re choosing to be gay… If that were the case then they’re choosing to go to hell.
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9:13 pm
“It’s a genetic disorder, or chemical imbalance then it’s our duty as compassionate humans to cure it.”
Cure what? If they choose NOT to be cured, what then? Force them to “choose”? You talk as if they are unhappy with the way they are. The major majority of them aren’t. They live and they love just like the rest of us, just with much more fear because of the type of people you encourage.
“Unless you’d say that they’re choosing to be gay…”
I would.
“If that were the case then they’re choosing to go to hell.”
You forgot to add “in my opinion”, Cartoon. A lot of them are Christians, whether your lot likes to admit it or not. Your love for Christ should not be compared or put on the same level as your love for another person. They choose to believe that Christ loves them no matter what others may say. Kind of like the members do on here.
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9:16 pm
“Unless you’d say that they’re choosing to be gay…”
Should have read:
“I would not.”
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12:04 am
If they choose not to be cured of homosexuality then they’re choosing to spend eternity in hellfire.
And the word of god is not my opinion.
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12:08 am
“If they choose not to be cured of homosexuality then they’re choosing to spend eternity in hellfire.”
Except it isn’t a disease nor a choice.
“And the word of god is not my opinion.”
Yeah it is, since God can’t make up his mind about anything, and Jesus said nothing about homosexuals.
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8:15 am
“If they choose not to be cured of homosexuality…”
There is no “cure”, despite what you may want to believe and promote.
“…then they’re choosing to spend eternity in hellfire.”
Again, if that’s what you “choose” to believe, that’s YOUR choice. If they “choose” to live the way they want, that’s THEIR choice to make and no one else.
“And the word of god is not my opinion.”
No, but “If that were the case then they’re choosing to go to hell.” IS.
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9:19 pm
Gay people are born gay much how like you were born a woman, Soul-Seller.
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11:59 pm
If they were born gay then we can develop cures for their homogay disease.
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12:02 am
It isn’t a disease, Lich.
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8:21 am
“…we can develop cures for their homogay disease.”
First, it’s NOT a disease. Second, “cures” could be developed through genetic manipulation. BUT, that goes against everything you people represent. It’s been likened to “playing God” and we all know where THAT leads. Yup, more fodder. Looks like it’s a case of “choosing” the lesser of two (supposed) evils, huh.
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1:58 pm
Over the line L.N!
While better than using the N or C word please don’t call me an undead witch again.
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9:17 pm
Well, Lich, I honestly don’t give a damn how you feel, considering you don’t give a damn about how others feel.
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8:27 pm
I was born surrounded by bacon strips. after the rainbow infraction, I lost one of my three eyes. today, he still carries it on his person. I keep asking for it back but he just tells me “it’s for a better purpose”. weird.
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7:44 pm
I bet this site loves to grab then hot buttery bun’s around that big slice of greasy meat and just gobble it all night long.
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8:30 pm
steamy. when it squirts it’s warm juiciness out, I wonder how many of them get food-boners as it splatters on their faces.
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5:33 pm
Also just like a chrstiain to not know how to use a computer you have 5 colors but only use 4 of them it’s called proof reading then again we all know how you are when it comes to “PROOF” of anything dont we.
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5:20 am
What the fuck is “gayhomosexual” or “gay homos” or “homogay”?
Can’t you use normal words as gay and homosexual?
Or should i start to call you pedochristians? Would you like that?
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6:10 pm
this is fucking racist you people are ignorant
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