• Does Chick-Fil-A Taste BETTER Without The Threat of GayHomosexual Poison?

    August 3, 2012 1:09 am 36 comments
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  • The depraved, pedophillic gays have lost another battle in the war to enable filthy immoral values! Christians have banded together to eradicate this worthless group of “bottom-dwellers” and their warped agenda! Blessed and courageous Christian eatery Chick-Fil-A has enacted a strict, nation-wide “Buttsex Ban” and in the process have garnered record profits! No longer will disease-carrying “homosexual bottom bois” be able to corrupt a wholesome chicken into a “Sandwich of Sodomy.”

    While America may be a tumultuous place run by a gay-loving Muslim pot abuser, Chick-Fil-A and their supporters have opened up the eyes and hearts of many Americans and shown that Christ’s love is still real and still very popular in America! Christ is king! Christ is king!

    What a better way to show gay homos that their lifestyle is dangerous and unhealthy than by eating the healthy, nutritious protein packed chicken from Chick-Fil-A! Top notch straight-blooded chicken is used at Chick-Fil-A and I surely do enjoy it because it’s unlike any other cock I have tasted; there is something deliciously afoot with this walking fowl!

    Since Chick-Fil-A has had the courage to stand proud and eradicate Christophobia, studies from numerous focus groups have shown that consumers actually find the heterosexual sandwiches to be significantly better now that the overwhelming possibility of succumbing to homosexuality isn’t ever present.


    The ban of gay homos from touching, purchasing, or eating these nutrient packed morsels has allowed the cooks to make these sandwiches with 100% of Christ’s love, which ensures a fantastic meal.

    Gays will continue to listen to Electronic Dance Music and sin among fellow moral Americans. Chick-Fil-A has shown that American’s are intelligent and willing to say “Enough is enough!” God is the inventor of marriage and an expert on the field, and he said that marriage is sacred and should never be abused; to that end he made sure that MEN should marry WOMEN.  The recent surge of homosexuals undeservingly vocalizing their objections to Christian righteous has thrust marriage (and America) into a moral imbalance.

    Homosexual gays and their grotesque lesbian counterparts are known to participate in “Pride” festivals whereupon they tongue kiss each other and make disgusting gay sex that breeds AIDS. They often do this in PUBLIC! Why should gay homos and lesbian dykes be allowed to promote their sinful, filthy and immoral lifestyle by purchasing Chicken from a sacred Christian institution? Its blasphemy and a blatant display of mockery! You do not see a flood of Christians using Amazon to hawk their wares or fulfill their shopping needs! That’d be utterly disrespectful to our God.

    Brave Christian men and women made God proud by defending America on Wednesday, August 2nd. They proved their love and admiration for America by purchasing wholesome, nutritious food, from CLEAN HEARTED, HOLY people. God Bless Dan Cathy and Chick-Fil-A.

    God bless Dan Cathy and Chick-Fil-A very, very much.

    Figs out.

    EXODUS 4:24-25Now it came about at the lodging place on the way that the LORD met him and sought to put him to death. Then Zipporah took a flint and cut off her son’s foreskin and threw it at Moses’ feet, and she said, “You are indeed a bridegroom of blood to me.

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