GSK Glaxosmithkline Asthma Drug Cuts Respiratory Problems in Half
Asthma is a post-secondary disease usually caused by dangerous chemicals released in the smoke of illegal drug marijuana. This hard street drug is smoked, injected or eaten, though the vaporous form of it found in hookas is thought to have a half life of 5 years, destroy the ozone layer and responsible for the 2,934,098 deaths from respiratory illness that occurred last year alone. The drug is so potent that scientists have discovered it can travel as far as Jamaica to the continental United States, smoke from the vapor stealing down into the airways of the innocent and sending them into massive respiratory attacks. This phenomena is usually worse in the spring and summer months.
To combat marijuana-induced asthma (MIA), Christian scientists have helped to develop a new drug named Glaxosmithkline. Until we are able to block liberals from letting people do harmful drugs like marijuana, hooka or liquid LSD, we must continue to fund this pill so its release time can be extended.
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Author: Bren Langford
Born and raised in SoCal, Bren Langford is currently a student, lifeguard and lifestyle editor for ChristWire Campus Weekly.
8:38 pm
Great article Bren. Now get ready for the naysayers who want to get our children stoned and high so they will vote for Obama and gay marriage. Drug induced thoughts are the only way any one could think either of those are good for out country. I am sure they will also piont out some technical mistake about drugs but I don’t see them, of course I’m not spending my time shooting them into my veins. I would rather spend my time with Jesus. Good job young man. Jesus is proud of you, I’m sure.
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12:26 am
Ya know, if you put down the bong yourself, you MIGHT do a better job of looking at a dictionary, Bren, as well as research in general.
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10:10 am
“Asthma is a post-secondary disease usually caused by dangerous chemicals released in the smoke of illegal drug marijuana.”
Wrong. I know people who do have asthma and don’t smoke weed.
“This hard street drug is smoked, injected or eaten, though the vaporous form of it found in hookas is thought to have a half life of 5 years, destroy the ozone layer and responsible for the 2,934,098 deaths from respiratory illness that occurred last year alone.”
Marijuana is a soft drug not a hard one. Also, do you care to prove any of your statements? Because i did never hear that someone did die because of that.
“he drug is so potent that scientists have discovered it can travel as far as Jamaica to the continental United States, smoke from the vapor stealing down into the airways of the innocent and sending them into massive respiratory attacks. This phenomena is usually worse in the spring and summer months.”
What? hahahahahhahahahhahaaha
That should mean that any kind of smoke can do that also (from cars and factorys aswell).
“To combat marijuana-induced asthma (MIA), Christian scientists have helped to develop a new drug named Glaxosmithkline.”
Didn’t know “christian scientists” to develop drugs also. That should make them criminals.
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9:43 pm
AHH-HA-HA-HAAA!!!! This….”story” is hilarious, Mr. Langford!!
“…Christian scientists have helped to develop a new drug named Glaxosmithkline.
GlaxoSmithKline is the name of the drug company. Do you seriously think they would name a drug after themselves?
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7:39 pm
…. are you really serious ?
because you can get asthmas at the age of 6 and even earlier
it’s a respiratory problem sometime because of the airway being obstructed or other thing
seriously I’m not even in Medicine and I know betetr than you it’s not from Drugs
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