Heroic Pit Bulls Attack Car, Rip Bumper Trying to Catch Evil Kitten
Heroic pit bulls were able to force an evil, child-maulling kitten to hide in a car as they defended an innocent, fleeing family.
This harrowing story started in Banning, California when a kitten decided to stow away in a family’s minivan. The family was taking a late summer road trip, a big break before the new schoo year got into full swing.
During a random stop to stretch the legs, the family’s father — Todd Brodheim — noticed a frigtening site behind the backseat of his family’s car.
“I went to stir the ice in the cooler, to make sure an even chill spread over the egg sandwiches and cold sodas. But when I opened the hatchback, before me was a hissing cougar. I stumbled back and held my arms up in trembling terror.”
Mr. Broadheim quickly righted himself and ran, which caused the kitten’s savage nature to boil over in full swing. The cat stole upon Broadheim who was telling his family, “Run, run!” The cat’s deft speed was too much and the family was quickly run down, the children crying and mother experiencing near syncope.
That’s when a miracle happened. From a field, a pack of pit bulls emerged and began to bark at the stalking cat. Undaunted, the cat skulked and feinted left, trying to get one last taste of Broadheim’s blood. It wanted big prey.
But the dogs were relentless in their defense of the family. Without missing a beat, the dogs fought the kitten. The leader of the pack, who the family has now named Judas Maccabee, bravely fought the kitten to a standstill.
“At one point, the cat’s eyes glowed yellow and it put Maccabees’ neck in its serpent grip. But the dog found the strength to overcome, full out biting the cat and making it retreat back to our minivan. My wife activated the hatchback mechanism and closed the door, trapping the cat within.”
To keep the cat honest, the dogs continued to flex their strength by biting through the metal hull of the family’s van. The cat quickly showed its cowardly side and cowered with fear, until the local national guard could move in and take down the feral beast.
The cat is currently being held until officials meet on Monday to decide its fate. Of the pack of dogs, only Judas Maccabee suffered extensive injury in the fight, saving the lives of his new owners in the process.
“These, these are miracle dogs,” said little Michael Broadheim, rubbing the head of his new pit bulls.
THIS IS THE EVIL CAT THAT ATTACKED THE FAMILY and PIT BULLS

- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud

10:51 am
Here’s a link to the “real” story.
http://www.webpronews.com/pit-bulls-attack-car-looking-for-kitten-ruin-bumper-2012-08
You really butchered it, Doc. According to the actual story, the owner didn’t even know the kitten was there until he arrived at work the next morning. It wasn’t “hiding” in the back of the van. It was cowering inside the bumper. That seven week old, probably all of half a pound kitten must have been TERRIFYING to see. Your hatred of cats knows no bounds, does it?
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11:34 am
The Bum strangles cats and tortures them for fun, he thinks anything that hurts a cat is instantly heroic.
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4:21 pm
Who reads ‘webpronews’?
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4:30 pm
Need more?
http://www.examiner.com/article/pit-bulls-attack-car-hiding-kitten-fender-well
http://global.christianpost.com/news/pit-bulls-attack-car-kitten-found-hiding-in-bumper-80610/
http://coralvillecourier.typepad.com/community/2012/08/pit-bulls-attack-car-looking-for-kitten-ruin-bumper-webpronews.html
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Brave-Kitten-Pit-Bulls-Banning-Palm-Springs-Fender-Lynx-167105625.html
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/dogs-wild-pack-crazed-pit-bulls-demolish-california-minivan-article-1.1142439
Are they ALL lying? Even The Christian Post?!?
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4:32 pm
Just in case.
” Your comment is awaiting moderation.
Need more?
://www.examiner.com/article/pit-bulls-attack-car-hiding-kitten-fender-well
://global.christianpost.com/news/pit-bulls-attack-car-kitten-found-hiding-in-bumper-80610/
://coralvillecourier.typepad.com/community/2012/08/pit-bulls-attack-car-looking-for-kitten-ruin-bumper-webpronews.html
://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Brave-Kitten-Pit-Bulls-Banning-Palm-Springs-Fender-Lynx-167105625.html
://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/dogs-wild-pack-crazed-pit-bulls-demolish-california-minivan-article-1.1142439
Are they ALL lying? Even The Christian Post?!?”
Just add http to the beginning of each link.
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6:55 pm
They do that alot they can’t really make up new’s on this site they can just steal other site’s photos and reword it.
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7:46 pm
My, KBLME, your English has certainly improved in the last day. Huh. Wonder why?
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11:02 pm
oh hi you must have changed your name again who did you use to be? the singer from the 80s or the raped old lady.
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5:20 pm
None of the above, KBLME. Seems one of the Christwire lot decided to have a little…fun at my expense. Mr. Figs chose to hack my profile and post a bunch of ignorant crap. (Not that I would have expected anything less.)
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10:52 am
This shows that with love a violent hell hound like the Pit Bull can become a heroic and holy vanguard. (pun somewhat intended.)
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6:57 pm
Do us a favor then and go give them a hug.
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2:14 pm
I have, It felt like I was hugging someone with a firm, well defined musculature.
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11:06 am
Look at how adorable that little kitten is!
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11:10 am
DON’T PUT YOUR HAND OUT, 4PR1C0T!!! IT’S A KILLER!!! RUN!!! RUN!!!
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11:38 am
How can you possibly allow this man to print such lies. You cannot believe in our Lord and Saviour, and print a lie of this mangnatude.
There is no such thing as an evil kitten of 7 months old. ONLY mankind can be this evil listening to and then printing the lies of satan.
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2:41 pm
Lol, that adorable thing wouldn’t hurt anybody :3
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2:54 pm
Kind of makes you wonder which one is more of a “pussy”, doesn’t it?
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11:15 am
adam is clearly Gay he hates Pussy …. Literally
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4:17 pm
Gonna keep chasing me around, Marky? That’s okay. There are 100′s of…”stories on here that haven’t seen the light of day in years. Gonna block me and erase everything I’ve said like you did to Claire? Go ahead. I have several different email accounts I can sign on through.
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6:05 pm
Them dogs will have it coming now for this attack.
http://i.qkme.me/1719.jpg
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6:29 pm
““Marcos Figueroa @MarkyFigs
I’m going to keep editing their comments, so they fill their hard drives with screen shots. Hopefully the cyberpolice don’t crack down on me”
How’s that Twitter string going?
https://twitter.com/MarkyFigs
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7:58 pm
Maniac, I am not stalking anyone. I am a fine Christian man. You are under the influence of several mixtures of homosexual drugs. I am flattered that you follow me around my workplace.
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9:36 am
“I am a fine Christian man.”
Don’t forget to mention that you’re pervert, racist and sexist.
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6:52 pm
You are under the influence of of drugs and you are a fine satanist man.
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4:50 am
Good made up story adam…. seems your imagination still works…
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9:15 pm
this story was hilarous
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