Hurricane Chris Christie Rolls into Tamba Bay, Blows Down Jerry Brown and Democratic Rhetoric

St. Pete Beach, FL – Chris Christie rolled into Tampa Bay early Tuesday morning and instantly started blowing his heated words all over the Democratic platform.  Not one to be outdone by a little hurricane, Christie immediately started in on California Governor Jerry Brown, saying the ‘retread’ is a failure at leadership and California’s would have been better off with Meg Griffin as their leader.

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“California made the bad choice by going with an old retread,” “Let me tell you this – I cannot believe you people elected Jerry Brown over Meg Griffin. … Jerry Brown. Jerry Brown? I mean, he won the New Jersey presidential primary over Jimmy Carter when I was 14 years old.”[/quote]

Democrats quickly became angry and struck back, already defending Brown and saying Christie was just trying to distract everyone from New Jersey’s growing unemployment rates.  Said Gil Duran, “It’s no wonder Governor Christie wants to distract from his massive failure with a windstorm of rhetoric.”

Not missing a beat, Christie responded to the allegations.  “In New Jersey, you can have people like J-wow, Snooki and The Situation become millionaires, entrepreneurs and cultural icons.  You know if these kids were in Chicago, they’d be sniffing hashish behind the local deli and welfare recipients.  Get real, in New Jersey even our miscreants are hard workers.  What about Obama land?”

Christie continued his message to fellow conservatives, giving a glimpse at his Tuesday keynote address where he will make the case to the Republican National Convention and America that though California is decidedly Democrat, the state can be taken by Republicans.

“The message I want to deliver to California this morning is there is hope. There is hope.”

“Don’t give up on the fact California can be governed. You’ve seen it governed before. You’ve seen it governed effectively. California once did have great governors like Gov. Pete Wilson. ”  Let’s not forget President Ronald Reagan was a Californian.