Ancient gays. Musky colons spreading filthy precedent over our American nation for generations! Oh yes, my friends, in my day I’ve met many Dapper Dans and Scissorlick Sallies, but to think that people my age do not retire from being gay is disgusting! It is filthy! And there is indeed a hotbed of ancient sodomy in America. And it’s name is Tampa Bay, Florida.
Well, surprise my cohorts, for your day of reckoning has come nigh!
Here, you can see the path of God’s blistery anger, shapped suggestively for a reason. Marriage is between a man and woman, and any person who does not believe that shall soon get a taste of Hurricane Isaac’s raging explosions of wet, pelting torrents, drenching the clothes, faces and bodies of all who don’t agree with me with such fury that Satan himself trembles!
Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan are like Jonah. We all know the story of Jonah, for it is written!
Jonah, Chapter 1
The word of the LORD came to Jonah,a son of Amittai:*2Set out for the great city* of Nineveh, and preach against it; for their wickedness has come before me.b3But Jonah made ready to flee to Tarshish,* away from the LORD. He went down to Joppa, found a ship going to Tarshish, paid the fare, and went down in it to go with them to Tarshish, away from the LORD.
4c The LORD, however, hurled a great wind upon the sea, and the storm was so great that the ship was about to break up.5Then the sailors were afraid and each one cried to his god. To lighten the ship for themselves, they threw its cargo into the sea. Meanwhile, Jonah had gone down into the hold of the ship, and lay there fast asleep.
Oh my friends, Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan just may be the descendents of Jonah! They have been sent to the great Sodomy Paradise of the America, Florida! Every day, old gay men are sun themselves and give each other plenty of Vitamin D in the backside, if you get my drift! And let’s not even thinking about what Granny Gay is packing up in her picnic basket of musty marinations! It’s the worst tuna salad you could ever imagine.
Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan are trying to save America. Why do people who have never produced a child, because a man-man cannot beget a child. And a woman-woman sally slapper cannot beget a child…why do we need to keep them healthy! They have no family to mourn or care for keeping our nation healthy, or they would have at least repented and retired from their sinful ways!
Old gay people in Florida are voting for Obama, because they want the right to marry before they die. How criminal is that! And in the meantime, they want all their fleshy ailments paid for by the pocket and might of the American nuclear family! It is time for these people to be held accountable and give America back to what created it: people who choose to have families and make babies! A man, his serving woman and his children. That is what this country was founded upon! That is what this country says must happen in its Constitution. And that’s what is demanded in our nation’s BIBLE!
Be warned, o ye sinners. There is a storm out on the ocean, and it’s moving this way. If your soul is not anchored in Jesus, you will surely drift away!