Hurricane Isaac Prepares to Strike Florida, Medicare Gays are to Blame
Ancient gays. Musky colons spreading filthy precedent over our American nation for generations! Oh yes, my friends, in my day I’ve met many Dapper Dans and Scissorlick Sallies, but to think that people my age do not retire from being gay is disgusting! It is filthy! And there is indeed a hotbed of ancient sodomy in America. And it’s name is Tampa Bay, Florida.
Well, surprise my cohorts, for your day of reckoning has come nigh!
Here, you can see the path of God’s blistery anger, shapped suggestively for a reason. Marriage is between a man and woman, and any person who does not believe that shall soon get a taste of Hurricane Isaac’s raging explosions of wet, pelting torrents, drenching the clothes, faces and bodies of all who don’t agree with me with such fury that Satan himself trembles!
Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan are like Jonah. We all know the story of Jonah, for it is written!
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Jonah, Chapter 1
The word of the LORD came to Jonah,a son of Amittai:*2Set out for the great city* of Nineveh, and preach against it; for their wickedness has come before me.b3But Jonah made ready to flee to Tarshish,* away from the LORD. He went down to Joppa, found a ship going to Tarshish, paid the fare, and went down in it to go with them to Tarshish, away from the LORD.
4c The LORD, however, hurled a great wind upon the sea, and the storm was so great that the ship was about to break up.5Then the sailors were afraid and each one cried to his god. To lighten the ship for themselves, they threw its cargo into the sea. Meanwhile, Jonah had gone down into the hold of the ship, and lay there fast asleep.
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Oh my friends, Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan just may be the descendents of Jonah! They have been sent to the great Sodomy Paradise of the America, Florida! Every day, old gay men are sun themselves and give each other plenty of Vitamin D in the backside, if you get my drift! And let’s not even thinking about what Granny Gay is packing up in her picnic basket of musty marinations! It’s the worst tuna salad you could ever imagine.
Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan are trying to save America. Why do people who have never produced a child, because a man-man cannot beget a child. And a woman-woman sally slapper cannot beget a child…why do we need to keep them healthy! They have no family to mourn or care for keeping our nation healthy, or they would have at least repented and retired from their sinful ways!
Old gay people in Florida are voting for Obama, because they want the right to marry before they die. How criminal is that! And in the meantime, they want all their fleshy ailments paid for by the pocket and might of the American nuclear family! It is time for these people to be held accountable and give America back to what created it: people who choose to have families and make babies! A man, his serving woman and his children. That is what this country was founded upon! That is what this country says must happen in its Constitution. And that’s what is demanded in our nation’s BIBLE!
Be warned, o ye sinners. There is a storm out on the ocean, and it’s moving this way. If your soul is not anchored in Jesus, you will surely drift away!
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Author: Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.
2:12 pm
“Old gay people in Florida are voting for Obama, because they want the right to marry before they die. How criminal is that!”
Not very, considering it’s consensual love. Then again, you ARE a hateful bastard that wants the notion of love and free will to be completely eliminated.
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2:20 pm
The GOP is all about love and values. How can a party that’s pro family be anything but that?
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2:58 pm
You aren’t pro anything except pro-death. You will belittle others who don’t adhere to your strict ideals, you are more than happy to wish death onto others, you want to take away the choices and rights of people, and you have no remorse for any of your horrible actions.
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7:56 pm
if you were so pro family you would not care of what other people would do in their bedroom
but you so want to Ban everything not fitting your view
GOP/republican party is a real joke they doN,t follow republicanism anymore
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2:47 pm
I found where those non-aborted babies can be adopted to.
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3:01 pm
“That is what this country says must happen in its Constitution.”
Care to show where that is in the Constitution, Mr. Higgins?
“And that’s what is demanded in our nation’s BIBLE!”
We have our very own version of the Bible? Huh. I didn’t know that.
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5:47 pm
I wonder if we have our own version of the Qur’an.
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6:33 pm
they keep saying that then again they also said teh gays trick god.
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6:36 pm
also im sure in 3 days when it misses they will be all oh look god had pitty and some shit.
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8:10 pm
“…to think that people my age do not retire from being gay is disgusting!”
Retire from being gay? Really? What age are you eligible to retire from being gay? Just curious, Mr. Higgins.
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10:27 pm
I guess he was gay once
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10:30 pm
Maybe, but he’s “retired” now.
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5:37 am
This “gays are to blame” posts, get boring already… Try to think of something new…
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8:17 am
It would be different but the gays are to blame. This pervert minority tries to thrust their sicko lifestyle in our face and act like we should validate their choices. I won’t accept it and most of America doesn’t either. I am getting soooo sick of hearing that gayness isn’t a choice. Unless someone is forcibly sodomized against their will then it is a choice.
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10:21 am
How’s this: What gives you the right to invade the personal lives of other people, and why do you think you should hold the rights of others in your hands instead of letting them have it?
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11:55 am
“It would be different but the gays are to blame.”
Just saying that they are to blame, while having no freaking evidence (since you can’t prove it at all), makes you look way more stupid then you are.
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10:33 am
I obviously don’t control the choices of others. I do have the right and obligation to inform others that their choices may not be in their best interest. When I say, “if you sit in front of a computer sucking down hotpockets you will end up being a fat loser” I’m not saying you can’t do that. I am just letting you know the repercusions of your actions. If I say “the bible says gay man on man action will send you to hell”, I’m not sentencing one to that, I am just informing one of the very real consequences if said action.
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11:12 am
“I obviously don’t control the choices of others.”
You obviously want that control.
“I do have the right and obligation to inform others that their choices may not be in their best interest.”
You can tell people what you want them to do, but that doesn’t mean that they have to listen to you, and when you start to FORCE them to do what you want them to do when their actions are harmless, THEN you start infringing on THEIR rights.
“When I say, “if you sit in front of a computer sucking down hotpockets you will end up being a fat loser” I’m not saying you can’t do that. I am just letting you know the repercusions of your actions.”
I’m going to start counting how many times you keep insinuating that about me, I’m sure I’ll be in the double digits in less than a day as far as how many times you’ve used that rather pointless insult.
“If I say “the bible says gay man on man action will send you to hell”, I’m not sentencing one to that, I am just informing one of the very real consequences if said action.”
YOUR religion says that gay people will go to hell, there’s more than one religion out there. Just because YOU don’t like something doesn’t give you the right to force others to live by your life style.
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11:36 am
Wow, you are obsessed aren’t you? I didn’t say you were scarfing hotpockets like a fattening hog. You may have assumed I was because of a guilty conscience but I named no one in particular. I have never ever forced anyone to do anything. I just simply use words as ammo and the lord as my shield. If someone is bound and determined to go to hell there is very little to nothing I personally can do about it. LN there is a creator that loves you. What happened in your life to cause you to feel such hostility towards him and his saved children?
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11:43 am
Two things: 1. You’re CONSTANTLY saying that about me, jackass, you can’t just go ‘oh, I wasn’t talking about you’ when you’ve used those very words to describe me so many other times.
2. Try getting around the other points I made, asshole, there was a hell of a lot more than just me calling you out on your ‘her der yer fat’ insults that you’ve used time and time again.
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11:54 am
I just assumed your other points were rhetoric. I told you I have never forced anyone to do anything. Ring any bells? Yet you chose to focus on? Anybody? Yes, you chose the hotpocket sentence. Of course you did.
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12:01 pm
“I just assumed your other points were rhetoric. I told you I have never forced anyone to do anything. Ring any bells?”
That’s why you’re always telling people to ‘repent’ or some other nonsense, right? That’s why you don’t want them to get married and you’ll vote for anything that prevents them from getting married. That’s forcing them you fucking idiot.
“Yet you chose to focus on? Anybody? Yes, you chose the hotpocket sentence. Of course you did.”
Oh gee, it COULDN’T be because you’re ALWAYS FUCKING SAYING THAT TO ME.
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12:23 pm
We live in a democratic republic. Somrthing isn’t right or wrong because it is a law. It is the law because it is right or wrong. I don’t make laws. Never have nor ever will. I abide by them and expect no less of others. It is illegal for same sex couples to marry. This is because same sex marriage is wrong. It is the law.
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12:46 pm
It’s the law because people like you are so damn stubborn and stupid and you have no idea why, even when others tell you. People want to change the law that says they can’t be married, and yet you’ll still stand in their way.
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1:23 pm
an unjust law is no law at all
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9:34 pm
a Law can be broken therefore the said Law is a STATE Law and not a FEDERAL Law which is a good thing
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12:00 pm
“You may have assumed I was because of a guilty conscience but I named no one in particular.”
Wow, Mr. Peterson, I can’t believe you just said that. Even I’VE seen you make “hot-pockets” comments to L.N. on several occasions in several threads. I thought it was becoming your new mantra.
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1:02 pm
I prefer Sean. Mr Peterson is my fathers name.
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1:17 pm
Well, what you prefer and what you get are two different things, Mr. Peterson. Kind of like the topic of this discussion. Gays would “like” to get married to express their total love for their partner. What they “get” are laws that prohibit that.
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1:23 pm
So when are you going to own up to the fact that you don’t want people to live their lives truthfully?
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12:19 pm
and they still wonder why they religion disappear
because they doN,t accept anyone in their cult I’m still surprised christianism exist
maybe because they still control the medias and the government
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12:50 pm
I’m surprised you can put a coherent sentence together. Obviously english isn’t your native tongue.
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1:20 pm
Are you commenting on someone “grammer” again, Mr. Peterson?
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9:36 pm
actually my Native language is French
therefore Typing in english and writing in english are still 2 different skill that obviously you don’t have neither
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5:33 pm
Oh another “article” about how gays are messing with the weather…How original…Don’t you guys ever get tired of making the same things up over and over?
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2:30 pm
Can you send some of these magical gay people to Alberta please? It has been quite hot for the last little while and I wouldn’t mind a little bit of cool rain. I am sure they could work something out.
Again…. reverend dumbass… is still a dumbass. This site is funny.
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12:16 am
So, so dry. I love it.
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