Iran Continues to Beg America for War
As if the placement for Iran was not grounds enough for a war, today our friend Matt Drudge caught Mahmoud Ahamadinejad jonesing for a war with America by daring to threaten our eternal friends, Israel. Without Israel, there would not be an Old Testament or Bible, so it’s natural that Iran, atheists, liberals, abortion-tokers and so on love to hate on that blessed land. But today, this just took the cake:
Our forefathers who fought to protect humanity from people like this, during World War II, are looking down on us from heaven. They are rubbing their rugged, strong hands on their grizzled, angelic faces and wondering how America will respond. Will we really let a dictator who talks like this rise again, or shall we let loose our holy nuclear might and declare war on the Iranians.
It’s time to make a choice, America. Iran is already hoarding all our oil and not caving to our demands. As if that was not offensive enough, Ahmadinejad is making threats to our best friends in the region. Obama and Ahmadinejad are all one in the same. The Husseins and Sim Sim bad da bim Haji Ahmadinejadis are all practically cousins as it is. So we cannot trust him. But a man named Paul Ryan. Mitt Romney. Those are solid names of people who will happily declare war on Iran, contract the oil out to an AMERICAN company and then let the wealth trickle down to all the lesser people who help provide the grunt work and lifestyle this country needs to thrive.
So let’s make it happen, let’s make our grandfathers in heaven shed a tear of pride and joy. The American eagle backs off from no prey, just flailing and flaunting itself in smug contempt. It’s time to spread our war talons and scoop up our beautiful, oily birthright. Iran wants it. Let’s give it to them.
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Author: Amber Vos Savant
Amber Vos Savant is an award winning conservative journalist and currently serves as Young Republican coordinator for Romney 2012 in Boston.
4:42 am
I agree. Iran’s borders are a threat to US Military Bases. This Ahmhandijob character is a menace to the Holy Land and Israel.
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7:37 am
Didn’t this get posted on this site last year? We really that slow this month we are posting OLD stories again?
http://christwire.org/2012/03/iran-wants-war-look-how-close-they-put-their-country-to-our-military-basis/
Then again I don’t think anyone has seen Dudson Wallace in 5 month’s so I guess you can repost the same image and HOPE to get away with it. Hmm i wonder what happen to them spys and assassins?
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3:14 pm
It’s strange to me to see liberals call America fascist state yet also defend actual totalitarian states like Iran.
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5:02 pm
No, people are sick and tired of fighting where there’s no damn reason to except to satisfy an asshole’s greed. To make the first move is to become the villain, and you can’t call your actions justified when there wasn’t any justice dealt; to attack them first because of a fear is no better than the kind of people you claim to fight against.
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4:12 pm
never liked Iran. so much heat and sand, I’m surprised anyone would want to live there. I want to live in Greenland it’s nice and cold.
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5:02 pm
*facepalm*
If they wnated wars they would have attacked your fucking Homeland Not your fucking Military base for God sake please kill yourself
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5:57 pm
Our Homeland and our military bases are the same thing.
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4:17 pm
No bitch Your military abse are not a fucking extension to your Homeland if you doN,t wnat to have “casuality” just move the way out of there for God sake
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4:50 pm
Around every American base, troop and item, for 500 yards in any direction, it is our land and territory. If you don’t like that, please try to approach and see what happens.
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5:12 pm
What, go within 500 yards of any American base? Yeah, nothings going to happen, those aren’t territories that we own, we just have bases their in case shit happens, we have someone who’s a lot closer to action.
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8:13 pm
Are you saying that those born in American military bases aren’t American?
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8:27 pm
Those are the exception, not the rule.
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9:23 pm
I can Go there if I wnat after all we are “allies” and if american attack a canadian you will get the entire world against you and you will do what ? destroy the world with your msierable Nuke ? make me laugh if it’s was the case You would already do so Long time ago
but no it,s doesnt belong to you those military base is on foreign soil if you doN,t want the said country to attack you Just move your little american ass out of the way
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5:03 pm
“The Husseins and Sim Sim bad da bim Haji Ahmadinejadis are all practically cousins as it is.”
So aside from you being a racist bitch, your whole point was ‘let’s kill people, steal their oil, and make money off of their blood without reasonable cause and instead make one up.’
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12:51 am
racist bitch
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9:31 am
that picture is just a big lol
How can someone “put” a country near your military bases, if it was there since way longer?
genius….
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7:54 pm
This generation has grown fat and lazy, epitomized by famous ChrisTwire naysayer, LN. Nothing would bring more glory to this nation than a swift, decisively victorious war over some of one of the more brown-skinned peoples that inhabit some of the darker corners of our planet. Canada, Mexico and Iran: One of you needs to go down for the greater good! God Bless most of us!
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8:03 pm
So racism alongside wanton genocide and murder, as well as just flat-out insulting people.
God must REALLY hate you.
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6:00 am
Well god does say rock music is evil and erich is the lead singer for a heavy metal band so i guess you could say yep he is mad.
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8:09 pm
“God must REALLY hate you.”
Nah. God just shakes His head and says, “Pig, Pig, Pig, what are you doing?”
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1:46 pm
You never thought about staying in your country for Once ?
You never thought other country attack you because they are tired of your Bullshit You spew at them
You even wnat to Invade Canada Your Own ally
but Good thing Your President will never do that it’s will be stupid anyway
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6:09 pm
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12:02 pm
Your meme is bad and you should feel bad!
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