John Mayer and Katy Perry have already broken up, but some juicy drama totally went down before Perry called it quits with John for being too ‘douched’.
In a classic move not seen since Delilah turned Samson’s once brawny body from Arnold Schwarzenegger to noodly Gilbert Godfried by cutting his hair, Perry whipped out her scissors to cut off John Mayers annoyingly playful, curly locks that seem to send young women into screaming fits of cat-like heat.
Perry probably figured she would help make John Mayer look like any other beat-up, out-of-work, sniffy nosed musician who slings dishes just as fast as crack-rock to make a buck in Los Angeles. Women will now not look twice at Mayer or figure he’s richer than an Obama cronie. Whatever the case, best of luck to both parties as they split ways.
By the way, like, gag me with a spoon over this new John Mayer look. It’s totally not hot.