Katy Perry Cuts off John Mayer Hair, Breaks Up With Singer
John Mayer and Katy Perry have already broken up, but some juicy drama totally went down before Perry called it quits with John for being too ‘douched’.
In a classic move not seen since Delilah turned Samson’s once brawny body from Arnold Schwarzenegger to noodly Gilbert Godfried by cutting his hair, Perry whipped out her scissors to cut off John Mayers annoyingly playful, curly locks that seem to send young women into screaming fits of cat-like heat.
Perry probably figured she would help make John Mayer look like any other beat-up, out-of-work, sniffy nosed musician who slings dishes just as fast as crack-rock to make a buck in Los Angeles. Women will now not look twice at Mayer or figure he’s richer than an Obama cronie. Whatever the case, best of luck to both parties as they split ways.
By the way, like, gag me with a spoon over this new John Mayer look. It’s totally not hot.
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Author: Dan Nordgren
Born and raised in upstate New York, Dan Nordgren is currently a film student who enjoys martial arts, mountain climbing and football as components of his very active life. Join Team Sarah TODAY
8:43 am
“By the way, like, gag me with a spoon over this new John Mayer look. It’s totally not hot.”
You’re a man aren’t you? Why would you find someones look hot? Are you secretly gay?
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12:33 pm
I totally agree with you about this author. He posts on other topics indicating that he is a Christian and offended by homosexuality. Then you look at his photo and it screams “I’m as queer as a four dollar bill!” Also he has posted that he is into martial arts, mountain climbing, and football as part of his “very active life”. He leaves out the part about hanging out at gay bars and his online meetings with guys. Typical hypocrite. Come out of the closet guy. Your friends already know and frankly, nobody cares.
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