Hard core gangster wrapper James Todd Smith, better known as “Ladies Love Cool James” or LL Cool J for short, has been a ruthless hoodlum for decades. First he ran roughshod over the music industry in the 1980s, then he became a failed Hollywood actor, finally settling at a low rent TV crime drama series known as NCIS.
Last night a poor 58 year old white homeless man was lured to the wrappers house. Around 1 a.m. this morning Cool J beat the man up and called the police to arrest the poor man. Police took the poor homeless man to the hospital for treatment for the beating that he suffered at the hoodlum fists of the wrapper.
Later today the homeless man was still in prison and LL Cool J was gloating through a publicists.