Mexicans Disguise Floor Cleaner as Delicious Soda, Plan to Wipe Out ‘Stupid Gringos’
UPDATE: Christwire Intern Matt Corington hospitalized after drinking tricky Mexican cleaner.
It was only two years ago that Mexicans attempted to retake America by infecting their soldiers will the swine flu and then sending them here to our country, to have them smear unwashed lechuga hands all over our salad bar at the Sizzler, Denny’s and other great buffets! Over 1 million people become infected with the Mexican Swine Flu and there were zombies, brainless and unable to work. That means more jobs for Mexicans to steal!
Ever since we kicked them out of our states of California, Arizona and Texas, the Mexicans have lusted for and wanted to Bogart our land. Even like we did the Native Americans, we tried to offer them land within our country. And what’d they do with New Mexico? Sell cheap beads, ruin the land and cause the worst state in America. We had to take it back!
But now, we see they have unleashed a new sinister hand. Mexicans have invented a cheap product named Fabuloso and just look at the packaging, it looks like delicious juice for the kids!
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Author: Adam Nelson
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1:02 pm
Fabuloso cleaner is sold in the cleaning supplies aisle…Only an idiot would think they sold juice in the cleaning supplies aisle…I see your standards for interns is very low…
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1:04 pm
So typical. They stole all of our vegetable picking jobs, then all of our lawn mowing jobs and now most of our roofing jobs. These excellent American jobs aren’t enough though are they? Now they want to kill the hard working americans that have to shop at discount dollar stores. The main reason Americans shop at these discount stores is because señor obama is taxing our checks so much to give all of these illegals welefare and medicare and foodstamps. Now I am sure this will aggrevate LN because he uses foodstamps to buy copious amounts of hotpockets and totinos pizza rolls.
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1:13 pm
“Now I am sure this will aggrevate LN because he uses foodstamps to buy copious amounts of hotpockets and totinos pizza rolls.”
I’m guessing you missed my comment where I told you that lying and making things up is a very bad thing to do…
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8:06 pm
Dude, just because you’re too fat to get a job doesn’t mean the rest of us are, alright? Unlike you, I don’t need a crane to drag me to the bathroom, I have two fully functioning legs that just walked about 2 miles on a track not more than a couple of hours ago. Maybe if you stopped hating yourself, you could learn what it means to respect people.
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7:48 pm
“Christwire Intern Matt Corington hospitalized after drinking tricky Mexican cleaner.”
Is it matt or doug plz pick one name when making up crap.
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12:55 am
If your dumb enough to drink something that has a mop and mop bucket on it then i guess its darwin’s thearoy playing out.
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