Sen. Todd Akin Was RIGHT.
(Sen. Todd Akin, the 2012 recipient of the Purple Heart of Bravery)
Liberals want to keep abortion legal so they can continue their ways of rampant sex abuse, and have intercourse with no repercussions. The Lord our God states that intercourse is strictly confined to HETEROSEXUAL partners and is solely used for procreation; it’s not meant to be used by Susie Sorority-Slut to entice the starting Quarterback into “gangbanging” her with his teammates in order to be liked. If you have sex, you HAVE to get pregnant. There is no side-stepping it, and abortion is just another liberal tool to spread acceptance of the homosexual agenda. Luckily, Todd Akin, in true Republican fashion, wants to limit the amount of abortions that occur in this country – something that Liberal Democrats wouldn’t know about, as they are too busy urging the Government to intervene in the personal affairs of citizens!
Rep. Todd Akin recently had the courage to speak up about Christ’s ever-present power and his ability to terminate pregnancies, namely if they occur as a result of illegitimate rape. This often occurs when a whorish female leads a man on with sexual overtures and then has intercourse; afterwards, for whatever reason, the woman decides she wasn’t satisfied and false-cries “rape.” A legitimate rape is when a Mexican or Negro gangbanger thug corners a young woman in an alleyway and ravages her body with sex. This is the difference between illegitimate and legitimate rape; illegitimate rape is often the result of a slutty woman thrusting herself into a situation SHE created.
People often forget that God created the universe and our bodies, and thus he has final say over anything that occurs – this includes pregnancies as a result of rape. In fact, it’s common knowledge that if a woman DOES become pregnant as a result of rape, than it is a bonafide blessing from God. If the Lord our God, does NOT want a woman to carry the child of rape, than he will initiate an “abortion sequence” inside of the woman who was raped — this is similar to erasing data from a VHS tape. Jesus eliminates the baby with his divine love and the woman is free to live her life without any evidence of having been sexually assaulted.
Todd Akin had it right, because Jesus and God have a direct plan for those whom are raped. If a woman is raped, than it is God’s will. If she becomes pregnant as a result, than it too is God’s will. God is our undisputed creator and is omniscient – he KNOWS if a woman is going to get raped, and become pregnant, and if this occurs, than this is the course of life that he has decided for the rape “victim.” Aborting the baby is a direct affront to God. The rape “victim” becomes selfish and takes the focus away from the beautiful blessing that came from the rape, and instead turns it into an expose on “victimhood.”
And I use “victim” very liberally because many people who are raped aren’t exactly absolved from blame; they are often scantily clad and hanging out at club parties where “beer pong” is being played. They dress in skimpy attire with their breasts and buttocks and crotches exposed, and then cry when a man takes them in a dark corner and subjects them to forced sex. I don’t douse myself in gasoline and cry foul when I stand close to my grill. Just saying.
So why is everyone lambasting Todd Akin for having the bravery to speak up about God’s blessed design?
The Liberals will have you think that abortion is the hallmark of a beautiful society, and to that end I pose the question – is your definition of a perfect society one that is slathered in the blood and tissue of innocent fetuses? Is sex partying and explicit dancing at rock concerts worth the intercourse and subsequent angering of God that occurs after your eliminate your baby with the casual demeanor of someone relieving their bowels?
NO. Abortion is a tool used by Liberals to brainwash decent Christians and this beautiful Christian society into accepting their twisted practices and beliefs, like feminism and homosexuality. Why has it become accepted to murder innocent lives? Women clutching their bellies and stabbing them repeatedly is the same as abortion.
We are at a pathetic crossroads in America, where brave Christian men like Sen. Todd Akin are ridiculed for having the gall to speak up about a known fact concerning woman’s bodies and our Lord, Jesus Christ and his heavenly father, God. Instead of beating Akin’s reputation into the ground, and calling for his head, we could open our Bibles and embrace God’s plan for us. After all, the media and numerous Liberals are in essence, “raping” Sen. Todd Akin.
For shame.
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Author: Mark E. Figs
Mark is an award-winning children's author, and Christian Conspiracy Theorist can be found on Facebook and Twitter -- (Mark E. Figs)
4:12 am
Ahh nothing but a wall of text next time put up funny photos like all the other bad reporters.
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10:50 am
We already know that Fig Newton hates women and people who aren’t white Americans, the only question that remains is why he felt the need to share his hateful thoughts with the rest of the world.
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11:28 am
KBLME, go back to Mexico.
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6:01 pm
Go back to china.
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5:54 pm
mexico isnt as bad as you think the farther from the border the better is how it works i came orignally from finland (btw your doland story funny as hell that meme was made because donald is banned from finalnd becuase he does not wear pants) besides that you would like china no wait THEY HAVE LEAGALZTION OF GAYS also have you met the democratic chinese prsident
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11:55 am
What’s the big deal? Liberals love to claim they support science, but the second it’s used to explain something like uncoerced fertilization they cry and claim foul.
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1:15 pm
Except he didn’t use science, he said total bullshit. He showed that he knows nothing about women whatsoever. Hell, if your claim of being a doctor was true, then YOU of all people should know that he’s saying total shit.
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11:58 am
if God wanted sex to be solely procreational he wouldn’t have made it feel so good.
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12:34 pm
Lies.
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4:22 pm
Wow, your argument is so compelling…How ever will anyone beat it?
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11:52 am
If you don’t believe me, then you are doing it wrong.
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5:55 pm
i dont think he did it he just got his sperm and made a doctor put it in her that is the only reason he has children
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12:26 pm
“If a woman is raped, than it is God’s will.”
Wow…This is…I’m actually at a loss for words at how absolutely messed up this statement alone is…
The am entire article is just so fucked up…Figs…You are a monster that is most deserving of burning in the hell of which you all fear so much
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2:03 pm
Why should a God fearing man like Brother Figs be worried about what a blasphemer like you has to say?
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2:15 pm
Because he and the rest of your cult are completely and utterly wrong.
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2:59 pm
Its obvious by Figs’ usual hate filled articles that he’s not a good person in the slightest
DCome on, Figs just said that RAPE WAS IN GOD’S PLAN! What sort of sane person even thinks that? If any deserves to go to hell, it’s definitely Figs…
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1:13 pm
“…the media and numerous Liberals are in essence, “raping” Sen. Todd Akin.”
No, Mr. Figs, Senator Akin f**ked himself. The mouth was on Play while his brain was still on Rewind. I still can’t figure out why Romney doesn’t like what happened though. Some of his statements haven’t exactly been…rational. You’d think he’d be defending him instead of trying to push him out. Guess you can’t have TWO in the same party who speak before thinking. (At least Sen. Akin isn’t running for President with HIS verbal foibles.)
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1:42 pm
Another God inspired message Brother Figs. Of course the naysayers are here to attempt negating Gods message. Maybe if we could put this into language LN could understand. LN, what if Breanne Linse would have been the product of rape? What if her mother had then aborted het pregnacy? What would your life be like now?
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1:57 pm
Well, my life wouldn’t be any different, if you must know, considering I don’t eat hot pockets or the like. Though, I’m sure your life would be shattered, considering how you project your hatred of your fat self onto me, just because you can’t actually prove me wrong. All you’ve ever done is laugh at me and call me fat, just because you can’t actually think of anything else. You don’t want your illusions shattered, you don’t want to face the facts, you want to just cause misery to someone else because you lack so much self-esteem. I wonder, how many people did you beat up while you were in school? Did you murder the hooker you spent your weekend with just recently? How many gallons of tears did you cry as you contemplated killing your pathetic and worthless self? By all means, you don’t have any value, you can’t defend yourself, you just attack others. You can’t even prove why you’re right, you just use bullshit excuses, and then have the damn nerve to say that others are wrong. You’re basically no better than that bastard Akin, especially if you’re going to support rape. I guess that’s how you managed to get laid though, isn’t it? No sane woman would go near you once you started to threaten them, so you just beat one over the head, knocked her out, raped her, and then killed her. Hell, it was probably that hooker you fucked and killed, wasn’t it?
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2:11 pm
LN, you are, by far, the dumbest person on this site.
Carry on.
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2:18 pm
Nice to know that another bastard on the site continues their inability to prove me wrong. By all means, if you can show me just how I’m wrong, I’ll admit it. You’re going to have one hell of a time though, considering I can just pull the same shit you do, and when you get infuriated, you’ll ultimately only have yourself to blame.
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2:23 pm
Do you get paid a commission every time you use the word “b*stard” LN? Try coming up with something creative for once. You’re incredibly boring and stupid.
And stupid.
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2:30 pm
That coming from the moron who just said ‘and stupid’ twice in a row.
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6:02 pm
you guys are smart ln is smart as well you guys are religious smart he is street smart and maniac is just smart while there are dumber *cough* pp *cough* BUT ME I AM RANDOM SMART I CAN PULL RANDOM FACTS FROM YM HEAD AND MAKE PEOPLE GO INSANE IN LESS THEN 5 MIN.
hi
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2:36 pm
Wow, that is some deep seated anger you have there. Regardless, I forgive your childish outburst. While I may forgive you that doesn’t mean I won’t contact my lawyer to see if this childish outburst may warrent a defamation of charecter case and possibly a lawsuit.
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2:41 pm
Go ahead, tell a lawyer that someone said something mean about you on the internet. By all means do so, I wonder how the courts will take it when your lawyer tells them that I said you’re a hateful bastard after you agreed with a fucker who has no idea how the female anatomy works, and that you’ve constantly insulted me as well.
Besides, wouldn’t you contacting a lawyer NOT be ‘forgiving’ and ‘turning the other cheek’, or do you admit that you hate Jesus and God?
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2:15 pm
Liberals are eager to kill babies the first chance they get. I’m not surprised at all by the childish outbursts that Dr. Akin’s faithfacts have generated by our murderous “friends” on the left.
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2:17 pm
A fetus is not a baby, and what’s REALLY funny is how people like you don’t give a shit about what happens to it once it becomes a baby and is born and in fact have several times encouraged the deaths of others. Not only that, but if you want to say you follow the bible, then that means you support rape and murder as perfectly acceptable actions.
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2:21 pm
Perhaps we should follow your example, LN? When you’re not endorsing the slaughtering of innocent babies, you’re degrading women, calling people “r*tarded”, and placing death threats on the ChrisTwire flock.
I’ll stick to following Jesus, thankyouverylittle.
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2:29 pm
Where do I condone killing babies? Show me where I have said something negative about all women, and show me that you all aren’t retarded, considering you believe in a fairy tale.
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4:19 pm
Do you support abortions? If you do then you support killing babies. A fetus is a child not a choice regardless of the circumstances that led to its conception.
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4:24 pm
No, a fetus is NOT a child, a fetus can GROW into one, but it is inherently not an actual person.
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2:30 pm
“…calling people “r*tarded”…”
Really, Pig? I do believe you recently asked me if I had “the Downs”. In essence, the same thing.
Mr. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle.
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3:53 pm
Indeed Fiddle, I asked if you had been struck with the Downs. Not quite the same as calling you “r*tarded”, is it?
As for your pathetic drug reference, no matter how hard you try, I will never, never inject any kind of marijuanas into my bloodstream.
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4:03 pm
“…I asked if you had been struck with the Downs. Not quite the same as calling you “r*tarded”, is it?
As I said, Pig, in essence, yes. This is one you can’t wiggle out of no matter how well “greased” you are.
“As for your pathetic drug reference…”
This?
“Mr. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle.”
You’re either very shut in or incredibly naive, Pig. I never mentioned drugs. Let me help you out a little. It’s a short way of saying “the pot calling the kettle black”.
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4:12 pm
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4:18 pm
So that’s your response, Pig? As is the Christwire way, instead of admitting you’re wrong, you TRY to ridicule. Not a very good job, but a noteworthy attempt. At least you gave everyone a fun video to watch.
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7:36 pm
your god seems to do it all the time
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2:56 pm
” If you have sex, you HAVE to get pregnant.”
This is like saying “if you have sex, you HAVE to get aids”.
It’s a personal choice if a woman want to get pregnant and when she wants. There is no law which would say that she need to get pregnant, if she has sex.
“A legitimate rape is when a Mexican or Negro gangbanger thug corners a young woman in an alleyway and ravages her body with sex.”
Or if a white man rapes another women. No need that the people who rape womans are mexicans or black…
“In fact, it’s common knowledge that if a woman DOES become pregnant as a result of rape, than it is a bonafide blessing from God.”
So you say it’s ok it a girl under 15 years gets raped and gets pregnant…. wow…
“If the Lord our God, does NOT want a woman to carry the child of rape, than he will initiate an “abortion sequence” inside of the woman who was raped — this is similar to erasing data from a VHS tape.”
What? By doing what? Pushing her down the stairs?
Or he destroys it then inside her? So he’s allowed to do such things? lol
“If a woman is raped, than it is God’s will. If she becomes pregnant as a result, than it too is God’s will.”
And again you’re ok with the raped girls under 15 which does get pregnant?
I wonder if “god” is a pedophile, since he allows such things and he probably watches it aswell. Wonder why he need to destroy someones childhood.
“I don’t douse myself in gasoline and cry foul when I stand close to my grill. Just saying.”
LOL
“Why has it become accepted to murder innocent lives?”
Ask that people who work in a slaughter house.
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5:43 pm
AIDS is god’s natural way of rooting out the promiscuous.
Also I hear the FBI is working on a way to introduce Anglo and Asian DNA into Mexican and Afro Saxon communities to bump their intelligence levels and work ethic.
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7:35 pm
Be real. We all know that’s not going on. Talk about “mixing races”.
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3:08 am
“AIDS is god’s natural way of rooting out the promiscuous.”
Wrong. AIDS wasn’t there since ever. It was made by human. Not by “god”.
“Also I hear the FBI is working on a way to introduce Anglo and Asian DNA into Mexican and Afro Saxon communities to bump their intelligence levels and work ethic.”
What? lol
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3:57 pm
LN, I will give you one chance to take back the defamatory statements you made about me and if I think your apology seems legitimate I will not pursue a legal case agai.st you.
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4:11 pm
Let him try, L.N. I hope he has a truckload of money to through away. The things said to and about you should be very telling in a court.
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4:25 pm
*throw.
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4:28 pm
Why, that was a very random comment you made!
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4:28 pm
Oops. Excuse me, Mr. Peterson. You’re not going to threaten to sue me because I made a typo, are you?
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4:13 pm
How’s this: Fuck you, and I dare you. Go ahead, sue me. You’ll be proving just how unchristian you are, considering that you seek revenge when Jesus said to turn the other cheek.
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10:23 pm
“agai.st”
I do believe that’s *against, Mr. Peterson. Don’t worry. My attorney doesn’t mind typos. He’s learned to read around them.
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4:20 pm
I feel sick.
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11:58 am
I feel like I’ve seen this before
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10:28 pm
You most likely will again, 4PR1COT. It’s what happens when they get cornered. Does anyone even remember what the original topic was? (They LOVE to go off topic for a good “dig”.)
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2:27 pm
“..have intercourse with no repercussions.”
One should be careful these days about allowing people to procreate when they firmly believe that man was created by God and women by a man´s rib.In their world, it´s tasteless and discriminating, in the world, it´s for the greater good.
Besides, christians will be far behind when it comes to bringing perfect children to this world who can take up the torch.-http://www.embryology.ch/anglais/jfetalperiod/diagno04.html
“..embrace God’s plan for us.”
You do that.
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