The Oatmeal: Cyber Cesspit of Unfunny Atheist Sodomy
I was just checking my facebook page (like me here) and there was a link to a webpage called The Oatmeal. It looked like a funny page with silly drawn cartoons. That is until I clicked this story entitled: “How to suck at your religion”.
I had a feeling that I would be offended by it, and I was. The kids out there on the internet seem to think that it is ‘cool’ to hate god. Why is it that today’s youth hate god so much? It is because they are controlled by Satan. It begins because they are week human beings incapable of seeing the goodness in life and Gods creation.
This is why there are so many godless sodomy loving atheists out there. They are weak minded individuals with nothing better to cling to than their own selfish beliefs. What sick and twisted human beings.
I shall pray for them.
But back to this, “Oatmeal”. How dare they ruin the name of a good wholesome breakfast by putting such foul fecality on the internet. Furthermore how dare they insult religion. Not just Christianity, the only true religion, but other religions like Mormonism, Jews, and Scientologists. This ‘Oatmeal’ made a point to go after all religions. What a sick sick man.
Here are a couple of his little cartoons from this horrible godless website.
After mocking religion, especially Christianity he goes on to suggest how Christians should treat their children. Can you believe this liberal hippie crap?
He obviously wants future generations to burn in hell. It seems that the only religions he likes is Judism but then draws a horrible insulting cartoon to support it with many horrible words.
What kind of man does this?
I am afraid that I can not recommend this horrible ungodly website to my friends and family. I strongly suggest you do not go to this atheist perverts website for his atheist propaganda.
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7:25 pm
Only white people would read something called Oatmeal.
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9:32 pm
I take brown sugar in my oatmeal.
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3:48 pm
I take mustard.
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8:45 pm
The first one fits your lot very appropriately.
Now why is it that you are always finding these sites, Susie? You must use some really strange “keywords” to do your searches.
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11:22 pm
Did you not see what I wrote in the article? Someone posted it on facebook. Maybe if you would take more time to read and less to complain you might seem a bit more intelligent.
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11:50 pm
“Someone posted it on facebook.”
So, you just click on any link that someone posts? You might want to find out if they “Liked” you before you clicked on it. Apparently someone thought you’d like it (or that it was at least “story” worthy). Guess they were right AND wrong, Susie.
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8:57 pm
What a dam stupid cracker. Facebook…your suing it wrong. Cracker.
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7:20 am
What the Hell are you talking about, MN? Just more distraction?
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9:22 pm
The next time an atheist is funny whilst mocking Christianity will be the first time.
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9:33 pm
I agree, Brother Erich…my dear friend in Christ. There is nothing funny about mocking God but listen to the atheist punks do it and they laugh it up something awful.
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11:24 pm
They all seem to find it all so amusing.
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11:43 pm
One would wonder how much they laugh at sulfuric fires and pitchforks.
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10:25 pm
“The next time an atheist is funny whilst mocking Christianity will be the first time.”
Who was trying to be funny, Rookie? I know I wasn’t. Oh and I’m not an Atheist. Still, to each his own.
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10:44 pm
Typical Fiddle, narcissistically thinking every post is about him. I was talking about the milquetoast creator of the “Oatmeals” netsite.
The naysayers on our holy site, however, sure do seem to get a kick out of pee-pee, poo-poo, sexual and racial jokes. There’s nothing funny about that. Ever.
How’s your moms doing, Fiddle? Tuck her in yet?
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10:53 pm
” I was talking about the milquetoast creator of the “Oatmeals” netsite.”
Huh. My bad.
“Still, to each his own.”
“How’s your moms doing, Fiddle? Tuck her in yet?”
You are one sick f**k, Rookie. Do you have some demented infatuation with “older” women? You can get some therapy for that, you know. Then again, you probably don’t see it as a problem.
(pervert)
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11:27 pm
Mature women are attractive. Men love me for my morality.
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11:31 pm
Love you, Susan! Praise!
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11:54 pm
“Mature women are attractive.”
Your point? That still doesn’t make it okay for the Rookie to take liberties, now does it, Susie?
“Men love me for my morality.”
Turn your back on the Rookie and you’re likely to get “loved” for more.
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9:04 pm
Where did Jesus say that it’s completely okay to have an unwarranted ego, and why is a 15 year old, basement dwelling cross-dresser liking the idea of men hitting on him?
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7:50 am
LN, we really don’t need to hear about your private life. There are counselling hotlines you can call.
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10:52 pm
God prefers kind atheists over hateful christians!
So in the world’s of Erich Sean and his death metal band take that!
And on that let’s look at your fun bible time:
“After they refused to offer to rape the other man’s daughter the man gave the gang of angry, drunken men his concubine and they raped her all night long. So the next day, when they arrived home, the man cut her up into 12 pieces with a knife. THE END!”
Judges 19:22-30
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11:28 pm
there are no “kind” atheists.
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1:27 am
Better then what ever the hell you are.
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7:20 pm
Note how he/she/it didn’t disagree with the “hateful christians” part.
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9:04 pm
I will disagree with it. The book of judges is about Jews. Not christians. Jesus would never agree with this. You have to understand that life was different during old testement times. The stress from herds of hunting velociraptors was enough to make anyone crazy. Of course you great “scientist” will of course scoff at this.
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9:07 pm
Jesus was a Jew. Matthew, a follower of Jesus, said not to judge.
“You have to understand that life was different during old testement times.”
So why are you still trying to force people to live like those times?
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9:35 pm
“The stress from herds of hunting velociraptors…”
Lolwat?
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7:30 am
“The stress from herds of hunting velociraptors was enough to make anyone crazy.”
Are you sure you didn’t cheat on that IQ test, Mr. Peterson? I’m just curious as to whether you can show me ANY mention of velociraptors (or any other such animal) in the Bible. It seems I may have missed that while I was reading it.
“Of course you great “scientist” will of course scoff at this.”
Umm…you only need “of course” in there once. I’ll leave the rest of the “grammar” for the Gelding to point out. (He won’t though, so you’re safe.)
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9:59 am
Just go to answers in genesis. Or the creation museum which is located outside of cincinati ohio. They can explain how the world is only 5000 years old.
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11:54 am
By saying nothing but lies and using a fairy tale, right Sean?
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6:56 pm
“Just go to answers in genesis.”
There’s a section in Genesis called “answers”, Mr. Peterson? First I’ve heard of it.
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9:04 pm
Well, you aren’t a Christian, so you certainly aren’t a kind atheist yourself, Robert.
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9:06 pm
“After mocking religion, especially Christianity he goes on to suggest how Christians should treat their children.”
You and your cult tell people how to raise their children, so you can just shut the fuck up about that.
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9:12 pm
I find these hilariously bad.
The “Christians” are poorly done strawmen, I wouldn’t be surprised if atheists actually believe us Christians talk like that.
The character design as well as the “effort” put into the comic is, well quite typical of atheists…
Here’s an example of a down to earth real christian comic.
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9:20 pm
I find these hilariously bad.
The “Christians” are poorly done strawmen, I wouldn’t be surprised if atheists actually believe us Christians talk like that.
The character design as well as the “effort” put into the comic is, well quite typical of atheists…
Here’s an example of a down to earth realistic christian comic.
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9:32 pm
And THAT doesn’t demonize people who don’t agree with you in your eyes?
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9:53 pm
That’s how homogays act in real life.
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9:59 pm
No…It really isn’t
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7:35 am
You really need to get outside….of your own mind more often, Cartoon. At least get outside of HERE. Now you judge the gays on a comic? That’s realistic. Care to take another try at it?
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7:53 am
Criminy, Orange Blossom, your reading comprehension is getting worse by the minute. Ex-atheist was saying that she thinks the cartoon is an accurate reflection of the gays, not that she based her opinion of the gays on a goddamn Chick Tract.
Really, you need to start reading things properly.
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8:03 am
Well, not that I was talking to you, Gelding, but I’ll bite.
“That’s how homogays act in real life.”
THAT is not a comment made on a “reflection”. It’s an “assumption” made by the Cartoon.
“Really, you need to start reading things properly.”
…and YOU need to stop trying to minimize what’s written.
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8:11 am
Jumping Jehoshaphat! Ex-A said that that cartoon reflects her views, not that she based her views on that cartoon.
I ask you again: are you dumb or just dishonest?
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8:22 am
People like you base their views on distorted passages of an ancient book, and considering the intelligence levels of you assholes, going so far as to use comic strips that someone made to base your views on is not out of the realm of possibility.
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8:30 am
“People like you base their views on distorted passages of an ancient book”
Are you talking about me, LN?
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8:26 am
“Ex-A said that that cartoon reflects her views…”
No she didn’t. Show me ANYWHERE where the Cartoon said that it reflected her views.
“I find these hilariously bad.”
Now had she stopped right there, then yes. But, the Cartoon went on with this:
“That’s how homogays act in real life.”
Again, THAT is not a reflection. That is an “assumption”.
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8:33 am
Oh, Orange Blossom. Where Ex-A said, as you yourself just quoted, “That’s how homogays act in real life”, she was stating that the illustration reflected her views, not that she got her views from the illustration.
If you are not being dishonest and you really are that incapable of comprehension just ask her yourself.
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8:40 am
Except that ISN’T how gay people act in the real world, and the Lich is still continuing to base her views and thoughts off of something other than the truth.
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8:45 am
“…she was stating that the illustration reflected her views…”
Really? You know this……how?
“That’s how homogays act in real life.”
That’s all there was to the post. Where in that statement do you see anything about how that comic “reflected” the Cartoons views?
“If you are not being dishonest and you really are that incapable of comprehension…”
I am perfectly capable of comprehension, Gelding. I just don’t “read into” something that someone else said unlike you, apparently. As far as you calling me dishonest, you still have a task to perform.
“… just ask her yourself.”
I do believe I did address it with her. Instead…I got YOU.
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8:53 am
“I am perfectly capable of comprehension”
I don’t doubt that. But you are also very capable of miscomprehension. You have startlingly misconstrued things in probably three of the past four threads in which I have followed the comments. Including this one.
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8:54 am
“Except that ISN’T how gay people act in the real world”
LN still fails to understand what we are actually talking about.
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11:48 am
“LN still fails to understand what we are actually talking about.”
You can’t immediately shift the conversation and then act like someone doesn’t know what they’re talking about. The Lich used a cartoon that displayed homosexuals in a negative light, believes that cartoon, regardless of the truth, and is using that picture as a basis for her beliefs.
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12:09 pm
Well, what do you know? It would appear that L.N. does indeed know what we are talking about.
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12:12 pm
“You have startlingly misconstrued things in probably three of the past four threads in which I have followed the comments.”
Yes, Professor Gelding. I’ll try to be more attentive, Professor Gelding. I bow to your unlimited wisdom, Professor Gelding.
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1:36 pm
Wrong LN, that is exactly how homogays act in real life. They march around trying to force everyone else to accept their demented choices and then shouting “gay bashing” if I say that just seeing them makes me vomit in my mouth a little.
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2:55 pm
Sean, you ARE bashing them, you ARE hating them, you ARE a pathetic, pile of shit, and you ARE NOT correct. Their ‘lifestyle’ is not demented, all gay people want to do is get married to the one they love, they aren’t going to force you to be gay, they aren’t going to force anyone to be gay, they’ll completely mind their own business and all you have to do is leave them alone.
You bastards have STILL yet to ACTUALLY answer just what business is it of yours what other people do in the privacy of their own homes with another consenting adult. All you do is just insult, laugh, and run off like the damned cowards you are.
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12:27 pm
Burger Flipper please direct me to where I said “I think homosexuals act like this because this comic portrays them as such.”
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12:37 pm
Ahh…the Professor’s understudy is finally here. Good, because I’m tired of his horses**t. Let’s hear yours, Cartoon.
L.N. commented on your posted “comic”, Cartoon:
“And THAT doesn’t demonize people who don’t agree with you in your eyes?”
Your response was:
“That’s how homogays act in real life.”
Anymore, Cartoon?
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2:00 pm
You seem to have ignored my statement in my first comment.
“Here’s an example of a down to earth realistic christian comic.”
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4:56 pm
You’re still assuming that what is happening in the cartoon is real when neither are true, the thought nor the comic itself.
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6:52 pm
“Here’s an example of a down to earth realistic christian comic.”
Your point, Cartoon? Still doesn’t negate this:
“That’s how homogays act in real life.”
That’s what this is all about. Professor Gelding was the one who chose to take it in a whole different direction.
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1:36 am
Is that a Chick Tract? They’re wonderful comics for all to enjoy!
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3:35 pm
that is freaking Hilarious!
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2:36 am
The funny thing is that most of those “cartoons” do contain a bit of truth.
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7:56 am
So you like Chick Tracts? The one about Dungeons & Dragons was a classic!
It’s still just as relevant for anyone who plays World of Warcraft or any of those other “fantasy” games.
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.ASP
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8:29 am
Or, ya know, NOT. You don’t gain ‘mystical magic powers’ by playing Dungeons and Dragons or World of Warcraft. At worst you end up meeting an asshole who makes playing the games unfun.
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8:39 am
Was that asshole you?
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8:49 am
Were you playing those games, Gelding? Seems you’ve found someone to (attempt) to blame for your losing.
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8:51 am
It is impossible to “lose” in either of those games.
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11:54 am
Oh, please O Vast Intelligent one, do tell us things you have no idea about!
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3:41 pm
because that comic is a fantasy as well, is what I assume you’re getting at.
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4:40 am
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4:42 am
Well cant post image on this site any more so here lets see if this works.
http://www.atheistmemebase.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/072-God-will-judge-america…-over-this.png
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3:42 pm
God will Judge the page not found
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5:13 am
you right-wing christian evangelicals are so full of your own opinions it makes me laugh … why don`t you come down off your silly self-righteous stoop and quit judging everything that doesn`t happen to agree with your version of how people should think or act …. you`re boring us
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9:52 pm
when ppl on this site say homogay it makes them sound like a 10 year old…sad ahaha
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10:29 pm
When people spell people ppl it makes me think they are a homogay swagfags saving their carpal tunnels for their man on man homogay action.
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11:23 pm
So we can concluded that you’re basically 5 then, Sean?
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12:03 am
actually we type “ppl” on a cellphone because we don’t have much space and we are Limited in character
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1:18 pm
This is the funniest spoof site I have come across in a long while!
(it is a spoof right? Intelligent adults don’t REALLY believe this stuff do they?)
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8:55 am
Susan you are what is wrong with many religions. Zealotry has led all religions to do stupid things.
This post is a satirical version of all that is wrong with religions. If you had the time to actually understand the critic, you will see what the Oatmeal is after… pointing our what is wrong with religions.
Christianity is flawed, because we men are flawed. Christianity is a beautiful concept… because it was given to us by a perfect deity. We… you, this site and many of us are very flawed…. we forge our perception as we see fit, not as religion wishes us to.
The opinion of the Vatican is not the opinion of the religion… the opinion of the religion is called by faith and common understanding of good-doing.
I can see why you find this offensive, since you are the type of Christian that he targets (unfortunately). He uses the Jew reference making a critic at Jehova’s witnesses or stupid zealots that WANT to force religion.
With all due respect ma’am, people like you give the bullets to keep sites like the Oatmeal firing at you.
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