America For Jesus 2012 – The ChristWire Global Movement

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Dear friends,

We are living in cruel days. Evil hours. It has been nearly 90 years since our ministry first started from a fledgling building in Phillips Country, Kansas, and has spread to a integral part of the Republican Party. In the last four years, we’ve seen dark days come to this country. When we decided to bring this ministry from the streets and to online when President Bush’s noble reign ended and the Dark Medieval Ages of Obama began, we knew America would need Jesus like never before. And we were right.

Today, America is a fallen nation. We have bad credit, which isn’t a surprise considering the background of our ‘president’. Our armies, weak and filled with men who would rather sassafrass to a fandango than reign nuke after nuke upon Iran like they deserve. Our economy is also weak, the American worker forced to give taxes and aide to those who don’t work. Liberals love to say they believe in Darwinism, yet they will not let it take place and let only the strong survive in this country.

For these reasons, I have launched the America for Jesus 2012 campaign. This ending year, we will strive to make America better by turning back to our roots. America is a Christian nation with a Godly heritage. The most important thing to you, your money, says in God We Trust. In our Declaration of Independence, we call upon God, our Creator, to lead us through the future.

It is time once again for all of us to unite in Christian unity and brotherhood. It is time for us to make America a place for all good people and all sinners again. Christianity is not just for the saved, but it is also for those who need it most: emosexuals, gays, Godless atheists, Izzies, communists, feministas, Bill Murray, people from Amsterday and Norway, Canadians, bronies, scene kids, democrats and even the British, the sinful, fallen children of God who knew not how to handle power and responsibility.

This coming year, I call for ChristWire’s ministry to be opened up to all these people, so we can fellowship and communicate like God intended. As time goes on, we shall see that the views of Christians shall prevail and all sinners will laugh and shake their head at how they could be so silly to had once advocated and promoted their lifestyle, when we were right all along.

The only true way to beat Obama is to make his followers realize they are sinners in the hands of an angry God. And what better way to get them to be full of this fact than to invite them unto our supper table, so they may receive holy helpings of the nourishment we give with every article, news video, song and sermon we present to them. America For Jesus 2012 is coming, my friends. The movement will recapture the hearts and minds of America, and give them unto Christ.

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You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.