Atheist Superscientists Implant Human Voice Inside a Sheep
Oh friends, atheists continue to display a brilliant, terrifying mastery of playing with God’s science. Today a group of atheist superscientists from Boffins published a YouTube video that would never have found funding in Bush’s America. For years President Bush protected humanity from stem cell research, with all that evil Satanic talk of ‘totipotent’ and ‘omnipotent’ cells. Only God can be omnipotent, o ye fools!
But today, we see atheists have somehow managed to rip the totipotent vocal cells out of a baby and implant them into the throat muscle cells of a goat embryo. A few months later and presto, a human voice in a goat. What’s terrifying here is when you hear the voice, you can hear it is conscious. This means that this goat has human neural brain cells in it. These forsaken atheist scientists have given unto this goat a human voice and some vocal cells. You can hear its soul crying out (if it has a brain, it has a soul) in torment and agony. “What is happening to me!” I am forwarding this video to the local ASPCA, to see if we cannot put this poor goat-human chimera out of its misery. If you don’t vote for Mitt Romney for any other reason, vote for him so the science that creates beasts like this becomes banned yet again.
Science is only good when it is lead by the moral minded. That is, a Christian president who understands science must always be ruled by Christian ethos,logos and pathos.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SIaFtAKnqBU
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Author: Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
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12:59 am
Have you ever heard of video editing?
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4:04 am
From the Photoshops they do…..nope.
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12:46 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woobL2yAxD4
If you need more evidence of the atheist plot to create screaming goats.
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1:46 pm
That video sounds like a noise a goat could actually make whereas the video in the “article” is clearly a human screaming
And what does anyone gain by having screaming goats?
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6:06 am
hahahahahhahahhahahahhaa
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8:55 am
Ha! we are one step closer to a world populated by furries!
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9:07 am
its amazing how god has such pitty for retards… that’s why god created the internet…. to let retards mingle.
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5:21 pm
This shows to me that people over 70 should not be aloud to write blogs/articles on the Internet. If your going to fill equally stupid Christians minds such as “ex atheist” with this complete rubbish please do your research read some comments on the edited video your posting to save your self looking like a complete retard.
And “ex atheist” the video you posted is clearly an animal noise.
Your extremely retarded.
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10:17 pm
All you need to do is take the audio file and layer a “scream” over it. Pretty simple stuff, actually.
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10:28 pm
You are all crazy, this is actually my aunts goat and this video is for real and I assure there is no human inside crying out. What is wrong with people…
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8:44 pm
That poor sheep is screaming, because she knows what awaits her at the hands of her liberal “handler”.
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2:33 pm
I wish my cat had a voice as well. Sometimes I can’t tell whether he’s hungry or just wants to sleep. =/
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11:45 am
My God!!! Everyone on this website is crazy!!! All this is is a goat shrieking! It’s not a baby’s voice!
Yeesh ಠ_ಠ
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9:57 am
OMG this is true! I found this video of a lamp saying yeah: http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=gmlR5eG9zP4&feature=endscreen
I don’t understad how they could be som mean with little innocent lambs!
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