Dr. Pepper Is A Quack, Endorses Evolution Theory
Today I have proof that this yuppy Dr. Pepper is a quack! I wish it were still the Middle Ages 1600, because I would round up the knights and lock this loony scientist in a tower until he confessed Christ is Lord!
Look at this dangerous subliminal imagery on this drink. It has a lemur monkey, a false cave man and a human becoming ‘evolved’ after drinking Dr. Pepper’s devil nectar!
I would like to know what school gave Dr. Pepper his phD, because anyone who does not believe in creation science is clearly a quack!
For the BIBLE SAYS:
In the beginning, GOD, created heaven and the Earth. The BIBLE says, GOD, created man in his image. The Bible says nothing about monkeys drinking Dr. Pepper and becoming more evolved and human from drinking the drugged prune juice!
Friends, make sure your kids aren’t drinking the atheist’s koolaid that is known as Dr. Pepper. I bet it has mind washing agents in it to make them more pliable to this sort of idiotic marketing.
It is inconceivable to think there are knuckleheads who believe in evolution.
For those who don’t know, all atheists believe the universe was ‘magically’ created from a Big Bang. Like something can come from nothing! If you put an empty bottle on the counter, Dr. Pepper won’t magically appear in it! You have to pour the concoction from a bottle! But atheists want us to believe that monkeys were crawling around in caves and somehow, evolved into ‘cave men’.
As if this were not farfetched enough, this Dr. Pepper fellow is trying to say that his joke somehow magically appeared and that the caveman drank it, and then suddenly became an upright human with an IQ of 180 like all Christians in God’s image! Lies!
The truth is simple. God created Earth! God created it unto his image and he said, “Let there be man in my image” and it was so, almost 6000 years ago. How anyone can confuse this simple science is pretty clear: they are idiots drunken on these drinks like Dr. Pepper.
I will organize the official boycott of Dr. Pepper tomorrow and his fizzy mind lifting drink over the weekend.
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Author: Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
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4:52 am
Joke ad is a joke
Don’t take things so seriously
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5:32 am
And only old crazy people like you and Dr. figgs would think Dr. Pepper is a real person. Then again you believe in some invisible man who know all yet does nothing but get trick by gays that he created.
Just so you know Pepsi 0 doesn’t mean theirs nothing in it.
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6:50 pm
If your going to call someone crazy, you’re spelling must be emasculate.
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3:18 pm
I can’t wait to protest!!!!1!!!!
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6:22 pm
Gonna make a song and sing about it
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7:06 pm
“What’s that? pre pepper is evolving?”
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9:21 pm
dr.pepper is tasty old mans paranoid
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10:38 pm
Dr. Pepper IS tasty. there is no denying that.
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8:38 am
You can’t be for real?! Leaving aside the fact that you’ve claimed a theory around creation to be fact, how could any true man of God be so dismissive and critical of his fellow man? so drinking this will be the downfall of society? Never mind church sex scandals then!
I stumbled on this real today, and it’s blatant propaganda and stupid, pointless, opinions such as this that drive intelligent young people away from organized religion.
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11:15 am
Knock, knock, bitches! EVOLUTION is NOT a theory, it has been proven unlike your scripture which you semi-occultly worship. No offence, but you should all research your topics a little more before posting.
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1:37 pm
Do they use aborted fetuses like Pepsi does?
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5:57 am
“The truth is simple. God created Earth! God created it unto his image and he said, “Let there be man in my image” and it was so, almost 6000 years ago.”
Sure… sure…
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8:34 pm
Isn’t the the guy who made Dr. Pepper dead already? Seriously, first you guys don’t do your research, and now you forget what time period that we are living in? this is why Christianity is losing members, because you inbred misfits are giving it a bad name.
(I’m back)
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7:56 pm
Tell me this christians, if evolution isn’t real, than how did my Charmander evolve into Charmeleon? Check mate. Sithis is the only God I trust to keep the truth coming into my family.
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9:13 pm
He doesn’t exist and doesn’t have a phd….. hence why there is no point afterwards.
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6:09 pm
Holy shit, you have the same name as me.
In any case, if you think Dr. Pepper is a quack, why don’t you go climb Mountain Dew and speak to Mr. Pibb? Now that’s one crazy son of a bitch.
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10:08 pm
Thank you dr. Pepper for endorsement disproving bull crap like creationism
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