Terroran, Iran – In Iran’s capital city of Terroran, the scene is jubilation and celebration in the street. A recent Rasmussen poll of American voters showed that Americans would actually be more comfortable with convicted Axis-of-Evil dictator Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as POTUS, as opposed to our current Barack Hussein Obama.
For years, Obama has made it no secret that he enjoys the company of anti-American communist Hugo Chaves, who refuses to abide by the Monroe Doctrine and hand Venezuela’s oil over to this hemisphere’s protector.
Adding insult to injury, Obama has repeatedly refused to nuke Iran for daring to threaten Israel with war. So it’s no surprise that among voting Americans, 83% would rather see a convicted terrorist in the White House than Obama. It’s scarier to have Obama as our president as oppossed to Ahmadinejad.
Pollers likely feel that even though Ahmadinejad would quickly force all American women to veil themselves and stay at home, which would not be all too bad, he would also force Shariah law and make us not worship Christ. Obama already wants to do all these things, but he does them secretly. It’s less scary to have an honest leader in office than a demagogue who will stab you in the back, ergo, while Ahmadinejad is a more popular choice than Obama for US President.