The British Royal family is furious after a Kate Middleton Photo scandal has brought great shame upon the family. Still smarting over having to watch all the countries she used to own dominate that 2012 London Olympics, Queen Elizabeth has apparently declared a secret war upon the world. I woke up this morning to see the old bird has sent out her grandsons, knights and armies to destabilize all the peace President Bush has brought upon the world. The English are even attacking our embassy in London.
In Cairo, in the picture below Prince Harry wields a steel pipe as he instigates a riot against the US embassy. Even though it was a French magazine responsible for leaking the pictures of naughty Kate, the British Royals are apparently trying to spin this back on us because they are jealous of us defeating them in 1776 and 1812.
Look at Prince Harry stand like a knight of old, daring the immortals to challenge his templar forged blade of metal.
Harry has even dyed his hair and blown up a car made by GM to make it look all the more wild.
The British are spreading lies and trying to see this video was made by Americans, when in fact it was made by Copper Egyptians.