“Keep Obama As President, He Gave Us A Phone” Admits Obama Voter
Boost Mobile look out, there is a new competitor in town and it is named the Obama Administration. Now bribing his voter base by promising to give the non-working a ‘free phone’ if they vote for him, Obama has immediately shored up the minority vote in America.
For the past four years, Obama voters have been given free phones with texting, unlimited data and free calling to over 20 foreign countries. The catch: the only people who could apply to get these phones and were made award of them are minorities who do not have a job.
Fox News reveals that ObamaMobile used $1.6 billion from American taxpayers last year alone, so the non-working could have the latest cool phones with unbelievable data plans. This coming month, all current members of the ObamaMobile phone plan will have an option to upgrade to the iPhone 5 for free.
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Author: Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.
3:19 pm
First automobiles, now he’s taking over the phone industry on our dollar. I’ve wondered why all these baby daddy and babby momma get to walk around with all these fancy phones.
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7:59 pm
Let’s pick one idiot from a crowd, tape their comments and use that to justify whatever ideology you might be spewing out of your word-hole at the moment. Yes, that makes it easy to make a racist, kindergarten generalization about an entire voting demographic
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3:38 pm
“I believe in a invisible man who mad everything let’s vote him for president” – A republican.
Sorry but your god wasn’t born in the US so no.
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4:19 pm
Typical libtardian logic. You will actively vote for a Kenyan just to keep getting those free government handouts. Have you no shame?
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7:33 am
Ahhh you need to let go of your panties or i mean you need to tell tyson to let go of your panties.
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10:01 am
Sean, KBLME isn’t American. He’s Eurotrash, as you can tell from his terrible English.
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12:10 am
This coming from a pony lover.
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7:59 pm
it’s not romney and ryan who wnat to control the women body with those anti birth control anti abortion and so On
seriously conservatism is the Plague of USA remove them and USA will be the greatest country of all
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11:01 am
If only there was someone worth voting for. Obama is a total pussy. Romney is a fucking snake. one will turn America into a hugfest. the other is just going to destroy the economy worse than it already is.
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5:55 pm
if it’s was onlt of the economy romney will destroy the country Point
actually over 30% of the american said if Romney is President they Move out to Canada
Romney will instore a Theocracy will destroy the very fabric of freedom that USA was supposed based on it ( and conservative clearly destroyed it )
as for Obama he is Young and was Unexperienced if he is elected he will surely get better Than before
Good thing he calmed the muslims world because of some stupid redneck who created a stupid racist video, most of the conservatives american laugh at this but they just don’t see the consequences
I alkready said it and I will said it again : eliminate ( by moving them away from politics ) the religious nuts and conservatism and Turts me USA will survive and will be much stronger
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2:31 pm
except Obama has proven to be a complete doormat. I’m sure no one wants their country viewed as something others can walk all over.
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6:45 am
In the end it doesn’t make a difference who you vote. You will still be in the same soup.
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