• Scientific Proof: Bill Nye, The Mommy Jeans Chaser

    September 16, 2012 11:05 am 13 comments
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  • Once of the achedemons of scientific wizardry is named Bill Nye, the science guy.  Every day, Bill Nye tricks kids into thinking that heliocentric theory is correct and that the moon actually is a giant ‘satellite’ sent to Earth to ‘magically’ reflect the Suns’ rays to us to keep us warm at night!  Have you ever even seen the surface of the moon, Bill Nye the Science Guy!  It is not a giant, shiny mirror!  It is a flat.  It is dusty.  And space is black!  Do you think light can magically travel through the vaccuum of space, bounce off your shiny mirror moon and hit the Earth like that!

    GOD created the Heavens and the Earth.  The Bible gives all the proof that we need in Genesis 1:1…In the beginning, GOD, created the Heavens and the Earth.  Don’t forget that, Billy.

    The Bible makes it clear that by the firmanent of his power, God created the Sun to rule the light of the lesser day.  And for evil night time, God gave unto us the moon, not as a magical satellite from aliens, but as a gentle night light to ease our fears as we slip into bed to arise the next day.

    Maybe if Billy Nye wasn’t so busy trying to neck with mothers of America and out scoring some drugs with his buddies Neil DeGrasse Tyson and the Archdiocese of Atheism, Richard Dawkins III, he would have some better morals and not try to make kids believe his magical string theories.  Maybe he would have better morals and not make mothers cry!




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    Reverend Clyde H. Higgins You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.

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