Scientific Proof: Bill Nye, The Mommy Jeans Chaser
Once of the achedemons of scientific wizardry is named Bill Nye, the science guy. Every day, Bill Nye tricks kids into thinking that heliocentric theory is correct and that the moon actually is a giant ‘satellite’ sent to Earth to ‘magically’ reflect the Suns’ rays to us to keep us warm at night! Have you ever even seen the surface of the moon, Bill Nye the Science Guy! It is not a giant, shiny mirror! It is a flat. It is dusty. And space is black! Do you think light can magically travel through the vaccuum of space, bounce off your shiny mirror moon and hit the Earth like that!
GOD created the Heavens and the Earth. The Bible gives all the proof that we need in Genesis 1:1…In the beginning, GOD, created the Heavens and the Earth. Don’t forget that, Billy.
The Bible makes it clear that by the firmanent of his power, God created the Sun to rule the light of the lesser day. And for evil night time, God gave unto us the moon, not as a magical satellite from aliens, but as a gentle night light to ease our fears as we slip into bed to arise the next day.
Maybe if Billy Nye wasn’t so busy trying to neck with mothers of America and out scoring some drugs with his buddies Neil DeGrasse Tyson and the Archdiocese of Atheism, Richard Dawkins III, he would have some better morals and not try to make kids believe his magical string theories. Maybe he would have better morals and not make mothers cry!
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Author: Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.
4:12 pm
“The Bible gives all the proof that we need in Genesis 1:1…In the beginning, GOD, created the Heavens and the Earth.”
But do you have proof that anything in the bible is true? I think not.
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5:23 pm
* facepalm combo”
no seriously you are not even trying anymore to be that stupid
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6:39 pm
A satellite is any object that orbits anything, it is a term used because the Moon orbits around the Earth (and the earth is a satellite of the sun), God may have put it there or not, but we are not God, and we don’t know. Also, the moon is made of white dust… white reflects light LIKE a mirror, when the moon is full, all the light that we see is reflected by the sun, when the earth gets in the way, the moon turns black. Galileo, and Copernicus, both devout Christians found this out quite some time back
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4:21 am
The bible was written by a women so how can anything be true? I guess harry potter is true too so let there be matgic can’t wait to get my letter.
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4:29 am
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10:58 am
Bill Nye and his scLIEnce sicken me.
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1:27 pm
Can’t handle the truth?
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7:35 pm
I don’t know how most chirstains can’t read how do they know whats what.
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7:27 pm
I’m sorry, but I believe in Christ, and the fact that the moon reflects the light of the sun. (And if you were wondering, the earth isn’t flat.)
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2:08 pm
bill naye is awesome how dare you insult him he made science class hilarous in 6th grade…..and yes sccience is real
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10:58 pm
Has this man never of the 1st law of thermodynamics? Conservation of energy? Energy can not be created or destroyed, it can only change from one form to another. The moon can absolutely reflect the suns energy toward Earth, oh and the moon is far from flat… Man created God, not the other way around
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2:52 pm
” Do you think light can magically travel through the vaccuum of space, bounce off your shiny mirror moon and hit the Earth like that!”
So why does moon shine then? Out of nothing? Does “god” have a button and when he press it the moon starts to shine?
For real… This article is the biggest fail, which i did read so far…
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5:57 am
Either these Christwire people are insane or they are comedians. And considering how barkingly ridiculous everything on this website appears to be, I prefer to think of them as comedians.
Sadly, there are people who believe in such lunatic drivel (or splendid jokes) as can be found on Christwire.
Remember, if there is a God, he created people in his own image. So God is in a band, smokes dope, and may well – if the bible is any indication – have a fondness for mischievous practical jokes. Remember, he did supply lots and lots and lots of alcohol for the wedding at Canaan. He probably even hangs out with Richard Dawkins.
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