The Lady Gaga Diet To Become A More Robust Womans

If loving the Lord is wrong, I don’t wanna be right! And if God gave me my eyes to see, I love all good things in sight!

Blessings today to you my beautiful readers. Ain’t God good? When God said unto Adam, “I shall give you a helpmeet and call her name woman.” And a woman God did form, so voloptuous, juicy and full of love for us to enjoy. Yes, he did.

Let us all use the gift of sight to look upon this healthy helpmeat named Lady Gaga.

Praise God! Look at the firmament of his power!

And when God made a woman, he did not make her a skinny little sewer rat. God made woman full. God made woman healthy. God made woman thick. An anorexic little skeleton could not have survived the early days of Earth.

Lady Gaga revealed today that she put on a few pounds in all the right places by eating pizza and pasta are her fathers new Italian restaurant. And you can see the beautiful results.

Have you ever gone out with a woman, who takes a bite of salad and then says, ‘I’m full?’ If this were only a few hundred years ago, those are the type of women who would starve and make room for proper women with appetites.

Women, I’m here to tell you today that curves all beautiful. Don’t buy into all that skinny size 0 nonsense.