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Denver, Colorado (ChristWire) - Barack Hussein Obama shifted his feet like a scared little schoolchild needing to go potty in Mrs. Strictruler Slap’s classroom. He dared not look Mitt Romney in his strong, firm eyes, because he was scared when in the presence of a true man and true American president!
But Al Gore, the man who believes that the Earth is going to spontaneously combust in his bizarre global warming theory, is trying to blame something else. Al Gore blames altitude for Obama’s airheaded performance. What a sham!
Listen here, Al Gore. When Obama has a teleprompter and a belly full of greasy lies laid out by his speech writers, he can belch out the most satisfied chorus of words and all his followers will yell for more. But when it’s mano-E-mano, fisticuffs with no help, you see what happens. Obama cannot twist the truth and convince others of how to think better than Mitt Romney.
Al Gore blames altitude on Obama’s poor debate showing.
Obama needs to just quit while he is ahead and save himself some embarresment. A good president has to be like President George W. Bush, no need for teleprompters or speechwriters. Mitt Romney shoots from the hips and you saw him outmaneuver all of Obama’s bleeding heart radical liberals points in a piecewise fashion.
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You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin. 
Well, I heard Jesus say that Romney kicked children at the debate. The proof’s in the pudding, Mitt Romney kicks children because Jesus said so.
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debate what debate according to figgs the debate isn’t for a few more day’s.
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Obama stood alone at the debate, without a teleprompter, without an adoring crowd of wretched disillusioned synchophants, and without the two-faced liberal-media buffer of the likes of Wolf Bullitzer, Rachael Madow, and Juan Williams. Obama’s true incompetency showed through and through. He shook like an autumn leaf under the heatlight of factual rebuttal of his entire tax-and-spend philosophy. Thank the Lord that Mitt Romney’s tongue was guided by the grace of the Holy Spirit.
Hopefully, Romney has now regained the Lord’s favor and shall ride a tidal wave of heroic conservatives into the halls of government and rid it of its’ horrible Kenyan socialist stench that is Hussain Obama.
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He had one bad debate versus Romney’s inability to tell the truth and you just lambast Obama all over. I guess you want to pay more towards the government and know that Romney hates you and thinks he isn’t responsible for you.
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Do they still serve the Cherry Kool-aid at the ObamaCult?
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You doubt the power of Jesus? Heathen.
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Least we don’t drink blood like in the religion cult.
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Both of you liberals are delusional.
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Says the retarded fool that can’t stand the truth.
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And you need a shave…well if oyu had a real photo you’d still need one but your stolen photo needs a shave too.
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It’s typical of the far left to resort to personal attacks when they lose an argument.
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You should be embarrassed by your way of life. Barack only lost because he is waiting for the right time to expose the power-hungry fraud that Romney is. In the name of power, Romney has displayed a frantic ability to distort and deliberately lie to the electorate. Now before I go on, I apologize for the vocabulary; I hope you received good enough of an education to understand. After all, you must be brilliant to be able to dissect the President’s arguments so well. Now, let’s get to what Romney established in the debate.
He is going to universally lower taxes on the excessively rich AND the lower class while cutting the deficit, a feat that no renowned economist or statistician believes is possible. They actually argue that that would cost $2,000 per middle class family.
Next, he said that Obama’s bailouts on green companies were unsuccessful, as 50% went out of business. In reality, that number is 14%.
Next, he says that Massachusetts, “his state” (?) has the best education in the United States. It did before he became governor, and it did after he was governor, but during his reign it dropped because he reduced funding.
On the topic of his Massachusetts record, there are a few figures that stick out. The supposedly bipartisan Romney issued more than 800 vetoes, almost all of which were easily overridden by the Legislature. He initially opposed the health care plan in Massachusetts, but decided to support it to pad his presidential resume.
As for job creation, by the end of Romney’s one-term rule, my state was ranked 47th in job creation, down from 36th. Thanks Mitt!
He is nothing short of a fraud. I would mention how Ryan voted against Simpson-Bowles, but you most likely wouldn’t understand. The good news is that our country finally has an unemployment figure below 7.8%, thanks to the “Kenyan” that has fixed this country’s economy. Feel free to respond.
You should probably go out and purchase a razor, by the way. Have some pride and take care of yourself.
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Duuuude… I just realized the Higgins wears glasses… Those glasses are really hard to see in his picture
My thoughts on the debate: I don’t know, didn’t watch it… Was doing other stuff
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Didn’t know Al Gore did transform to Michael Moore…..
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