• Atheist Necromancers Nice Peter and EpicLloyd Force Mr. T, Mr. Rogers Into Limbo Rap Fight

    October 4, 2012 3:07 am 11 comments
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  • Only weeks ago I was introduced to the internet website ‘YOU TUBE’, where your son or daughter can secrectly use a webbed cam to take moving pictures of themselves and post them for every stranger on Earth to see.  Secretly!  There is all sorts of other bizarre things on this new site and I am trying to see what basement dwelling nerds are behind it, so we can drive to their house and take away their computer and get all these videos removed!

    There are a series of movie videos on there made by atheist necromancers who go by the name Nice Peter and Epic Pink Lloyd.  These two sorcerers of video imagery came into my radar last week, after I caught them using seance to bring Freddie Mercury and Franky Sinatra back from the dead!

    There is no telling which of those poor souls has been cursed to walk the Earth forevermore and who they allowed to stay, but either way it is evil and this is the type of thing that really makes your heart hurt for those ripped from limbo for greed of the living.

    Well, I didn’t think it could get much worse, but it does, my children. It gets so much worse and if I were God right now, I would use my great power to wipe this next ‘battle’ off the internet.

    I know Epic Pink Lloyd was a horrible druggie band, and there’s nothing very nice about Peter ripping these people from limbo with his atheist chants, but I for the life of me cannot see why anyone would want to pick on Mr. Rogers and Mr. T. For years, Mr. Rogers warmed the hearts of America’s children. I remember when Mr. Rogers was just a young boy, he was the same gentle, kind personality that warmed the hearts of America’s little sweethearts on a daily basis.

    As for Mr. T, if you want to see good acting from a muscle bound man just watch The Green Mile. It was a great movie about how God works in mysterious ways and to never judge a book by its cover. Mr. T, who passed away recently from a heart attack, was brilliant in that movie and now we can see these heartless men have used their powers to get his emptied soul vessel into a rap battle.

    Both these spirits are bereft of morality. If you listen to the voice of Mr. Rogers in this video, you can tell his immoratal soul is wrestling with Satan. It’s as if 5 people are speaking every time he sings! And why is the gentle giant, Mr. T., cussing so much in his raps! He must have been influenced by those baggy jeaned devils Tupacks and the Notorius Biggy Smalls.

    WARNING: BEFORE WATCHING THIS NECROMANCER FESTIVAL, DEMAND ALL WOMEN AND CHILDREN LEAVE THE ROOM. THIS VIDEO IS THE CAPTURED WIZARDRY MAGICK OF TWO MEN NAMED NICE PETER AND EPIC PINK LLOYD.

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    Reverend Clyde H. Higgins You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.

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