Atheist Priests Necromance Freddie Mercury and Frank Sinatra, Force Them To Rap!
There is a sect of atheist superscientists named the Ra-aliens. These highly spirtual atheists use ancient Egypt chant rituals and a mystic technology called ‘sarcophagus’ that’s said to give them the ability to bring life to old neural cells. Before seeing this following video, I hoped to my heart the existence of these Ra-aliens (literally, RA (Egypt’s false god)) and alien (foreign technology/creature people that scare Americans) was all fake. But now that I see the evidence, I’m terrified and sharing this vital information.
In this video, you will see that two of the chief atheist scientists, who go by Nice Peter and Epic Pink Lloyd, have brought Frank Sinatra back from the dead. They have also finally caught the spectre of Freddie Mercury out of Adam Lambert, and placed it back with Mercury’s reanimated brain. In a cruel turn of fate, they are forcing these two creatures — caught between the spiritual realm and that of our own — into a ‘raps battle’. The loser will be killed and have his soul sent back to hell, the winner will be allowed to roam the Earth. It’s so cruel and I even feel bad for Freddie Mercury here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5a_v0MP_Fk
Frank Sinatra remains as classy as ever, even after living in limbo for so long. But listen to Mercury: sassy and ironic, sarcastic and flirty like a cat in heat. Not even so many years of being passed has extinguished his flamboyant lippiness! Freddie Mercury uses supernatural powers several times in the video to create multiple copies of himself. This is why I am so scared of going to YouTube on this computer, because now I bet somehow one of those demons is downloaded into my screen and the antivirus won’t be able to get it out! I’ve run it twice since starting this report and it keeps reporting zero infections, even though you know there is a demon in it from that video!
The two atheists in question mock Christians by calling themselves ‘Nice Peter’ and and Epic Pink Lloyd, the former lead singer of rock group Pink Lloyd. I can only hope they invite me to have a little rap battle with them all, because I may be old but I know a think or two about poetry and these boys need to have their little necromancing rap battle operation brought to the light of morality.
In the meantime, I will continue to pray for these sinners and hope that they lose the ability to bring back these souls from the dead, to force them into this internet gladiator rap battling on YouTube.
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- Suspicious
- Scared
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- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.
9:37 pm
HAHAHAHAHA, you must be the stupidest person in the whole world, HAHAHAHA, those are just guys in disguises you idiot, HAHAHAHAHAHA.
First of all: Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD aren’t atheist necromancers, or whatever the hell you call them, they are just guys who put on disguises and do rap battles between them.
Second: EpicLLOYD doesn’t have a band called “Pink Lloyd” he just does music of his own.
Third point: You are just making crazy stuff up (that only a person with mental problems would believe).
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10:07 pm
Did you even watch the video? You call other people “crazy” yet it is you, my mentally challenged friend, who are doing a spot-on “Mad Hatter” impression. You will be added to my prayer list tonight.
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10:50 pm
at least the “mentally challenged friend” know what he is talking about compared to you 2 … which is Not even sure you barley know what is good for your own safety
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12:23 am
Millenium, just so you know, I read your posts out loud to myself. It’s quite entertaining! Cheers!
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11:33 pm
Erich, just to let you know, yes i did watched the video, in fact i’m a fan of the “Epic Rap Battles of History”.
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11:37 pm
So you’re saying that God is weak?
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9:22 am
my only problem is why don’t they have the video here,…
i would love to watch it here multiple times
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10:31 am
“HAHAHAHAHA, you must be the stupidest person in the whole world, HAHAHAHA, those are just guys in disguises you idiot, HAHAHAHAHAHA.”
I think you probably qualify for that accolade. Big words I know but I hope you can afford a dictionary so that you can realise that you have just been insulted
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11:06 pm
Man you and figg sure made a funny video you gu’s should do more of this after you pound each other all night.
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12:04 am
Did you guys even fact check before writing the article?
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12:42 am
Freddee Mercury has always been a talentless bum both as a solo star and when he was with Pink Floyd. What’s he even doing nowadays? I haven’t heard any mention of him in the liberal media for years.
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12:50 am
He probably settled down with some lovely woman and faded off into the sunset to raise a family.
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1:06 am
I think you’re getting him confused with Jim Morrison, Erich, my dear brother in Christ.
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11:20 am
No, I was thinking of Stevie Nicks. That guy could really belt out a tune!
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11:44 am
Stevie Nicks…Was a girl…
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11:59 am
“was” a girl? Is he one of those “transformer” people now?
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12:08 pm
Meant “is a girl”… For some reason I thought she was dead…She is still alive… My bad
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5:46 am
Freddie Mercury was never in Pink Floyd… Mercury was in Queen… And he is dead…Which sucks because he was amazing…
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3:48 am
I enjoyed reading through these post man. Keep writing em
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5:44 am
Actors…They were acting…How do you guys have so much trouble differentiating real from fake?
Freddie Mercury was played by Nice Peter while Frank Sinatra was played by EpicLLOYD…Geez, isn’t that hard to figure out…
That and EpicLLOYD was never the lead singer of “Pink LLOYD” because there was never a band called such…You’re thinking of “Pink Floyd” and even then Pink Floyd has nothing to do with EpicLLOYD…
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10:28 am
And there’s a bunch of wankers known as christwire who truly are sad and pathetic. You demonstarate the patheticity of the USA submeresed in all its religious mumbo-jumbo.
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9:08 am
DaFuq did i just read?
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4:34 pm
Trololololololol i love this shizz.
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8:30 pm
This honestly is the most ridiculously entertaining website I have been on in a long time. I hope this is all a gag and people don’t believe in any of this craziness.
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