Atheist Superscientist Fearless Baumgartner Felix Dives From The Heavens, Breaks Speed of Light
A human being named Fearless Felix has dived from the heavens and broken God’s speed limit! The First Law of Thermodynamics clearly states that no man shall be in two places at once, a fact proven by Priest Heisenberg many centuries ago! But today, we find that Obama and his little cronies at NASA have been worshipping Satan by creating the technology that allows a man to travel even faster than the angels up above! Baumgartner is the German word for supersonic fear nazi and I couldn’t say that my heart isn’t racing more now than it did during World War II!
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Author: Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
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12:23 am
“Baumgartner is the German word for supersonic fear nazi”
Or not, and it’s instead the last name of a guy who jumped from really high up.
Fucking idiotic old man, just die for the sake of our sanity, PLEASE!
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6:13 am
LN, you so cray cray!
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1:08 am
CNN the new Fox news?
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6:17 am
Not at all, but MSNBC has set a new standard for inaccuracy.
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12:08 pm
Nah, Fox News and Cultwire still have the cornerstone for inaccuracy.
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5:57 am
The speed of light is close enough to a million times the speed of sound, you know. It’s hard to get more inaccurate than that.
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1:45 pm
One wrong fact compared to five, and it’s also possible that it was more of a phrase not meant to be taken literally.
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1:52 pm
wow is it your way to indoctrinate your little brain of people In cultwire ?
seriously a Nazi ?
ANd NASA worshipping I read a lot of other article here and you praise NASA
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2:26 am
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12:15 pm
it isn’t religion’s fault that the ignorant flood it’s numbers.
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4:08 pm
*brain asplodes*
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4:18 pm
I’m looking for two new secretaries for my binder, Jessie. Work on that spelling and maybe you could find a new job here.
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4:22 pm
You mean you hope that Jesse (that is, WITHOUT an I) is a woman so that you can try to rape her if Jesse is a woman.
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5:25 pm
L.N., stop being jealous. If you ever get your R.N., maybe you can be hired.
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5:38 pm
I’d sooner kill you than work under you, ESPECIALLY with you having this sick idea that I’m a woman you want to rape.
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6:13 pm
Ah, so Adam is still a skirt chaser… Lovely…
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6:46 pm
So, you cannot counter my logic so you resort to personal insults. The days of that Claire cat lady’s lies about me are all over. She was the one who spread all those horrid false truths and in fact she was the one who showed up to my hospital and tried to start a romance with me. So if anything, I’m scared of meeting people on the internet from that and that’s the last of my motives.
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7:09 pm
Na your religion does enough insults for everyone.
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8:23 pm
Pfft, I was here when Claire was… She never once showed any interest in you… She was always exposing you for the scum you are… Did you somehow confuse her absolute hatred of you… For love?
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5:59 am
Is that yet another death threat, LN?
Adam, you should never employ LN. He is disturbingly prone to violent fantasies, like the time we was talking about breaking Annabel’s arms off.
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1:44 pm
So you think it’s okay for that bitch to say she wanted to hurt me but me declaring my self-defense as to what I’d do the moment it stepped near me is wrong?
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6:26 am
1. It’s was speed of sound. Not speed of light. Noone did ever reach the speed of light.
2. He’s from Austria not Germany.
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10:25 pm
You people are so funny. We know you failed science, but maybe you need a psychologist, at this point.
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2:32 am
I find it funny that religion is normally where people turn to get away from depression, whereas I want to kill myself even more now.
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