• Atheist Superscientist Fearless Baumgartner Felix Dives From The Heavens, Breaks Speed of Light

    October 16, 2012 12:13 am 26 comments
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  • A human being named Fearless Felix has dived from the heavens and broken God’s speed limit!  The First Law of Thermodynamics clearly states that no man shall be in two places at once, a fact proven by Priest Heisenberg many centuries ago!  But today, we find that Obama and his little cronies at NASA have been worshipping Satan by creating the technology that allows a man to travel even faster than the angels up above!  Baumgartner is the German word for supersonic fear nazi and I couldn’t say that my heart isn’t racing more now than it did during World War II!

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    Reverend Clyde H. Higgins You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.

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