8 Mile, Michigan – As if you should ever trust a man who dresses like a giant bat with Corinthian leather fetish, somehow comic book fans are shocked because The Batman has just been arrested for arresting people without being an actual police officer and tricking young men into calling themselves “Robin” and wearing stocking pants.
According to ABC News, Batman flew in his plane to Michigan and immediately started punching black rappers in the face. He was just in the mood to do it and as we seen in the biography of his life Dark Knight Rises, Batman (who is secretly billionare Hollywood actor Christian Bale) has anger issues.
Normally, I would have donned my hero’s outfit and helped Batman bring some order to the ‘hood, but when the police say knock it out that is what you’re supposed to do. Batman went too far and as I’ve preached for almost thirty years, is a grave danger to your son’s innocence if you let his comics in your home.
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