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8 Mile, Michigan – As if you should ever trust a man who dresses like a giant bat with Corinthian leather fetish, somehow comic book fans are shocked because The Batman has just been arrested for arresting people without being an actual police officer and tricking young men into calling themselves “Robin” and wearing stocking pants.According to ABC News, Batman flew in his plane to Michigan and immediately started punching black rappers in the face. He was just in the mood to do it and as we seen in the biography of his life Dark Knight Rises, Batman (who is secretly billionare Hollywood actor Christian Bale) has anger issues.
Normally, I would have donned my hero’s outfit and helped Batman bring some order to the ‘hood, but when the police say knock it out that is what you’re supposed to do. Batman went too far and as I’ve preached for almost thirty years, is a grave danger to your son’s innocence if you let his comics in your home.
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See a psychologist, Psycopath Hobo, you think comic book characters are real.
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And here we see Abe sinning like always when she should be cooking and cleaning the dame house.
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hahahahhahahhahahahhahha… i’m dying xD
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It is honestly appaling that you people would delude yourself into believing this sort of crap, and still have the audacity to say that it is the educated mind that is brainwashed. When you Conservative narrow minded sexist pigs die painfully and spend eternity in hell i pray to the GODS i can witness it. grow up. the bible says judge not lest you be judged. the lord has not placed the authority on you to make such accusations and judgements!
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