Giant Crab Monster Tests Mitt Romney For Power Over The USA
My most loyal friends,
Mitt Romney has been challenged by the communists most recent invention, Giant Crabs, fighting for control over the good old USA. Mitt Romney being the fair patriot he is has risen to the challenge and taken on the commies and their silly animal invention. The brawl between Mitt Romney and the Giant Crab began early Friday morning in Zeta, California. Luckily when the giant crab commie monster crab walked itself onto the 405 Mitt Romney was there to save the day before anyone was harmed. It is safe to say that no one was hurt durning the attack, or at least nothing more than some bruises and scratches from flying debris.
NOTE: THIS IMAGE MAY FRIGHTEN YOUNG CHILDREN AND WIVES:
Mitt Romney arming himself with a meer briefcase for defense against the giant crab monster
Mitt Romney and his choice for vice president, Paul Ryan, believe that it is perfectly fine to Rape young women. This is something I do disagree with most of the time. But in this case I am happy to report that Gov. Mitt Romney ‘raped’ the heck out of that commie monster crab. Once again, no one was seriously injured during this attack by the commies.
Mitt Romney was there for us this time. What if he was there for us all the time. Vote Mitt Romney this November, folks.
God Bless
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Author: Sandra O'connor
7:30 pm
……………………………………………………………well… this is just silly.
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8:44 pm
Oh no, FunkyRobot, this is very factual. But say what the devil tells you to. You know God is right to allow Mitt Romney to lead us into a valiant battle against the Obamas! You cannot win against God’s choices.
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12:14 am
Sure, and leprechauns are real!
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8:32 pm
No they aren’t.
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8:57 pm
Your ability to detect sarcasm is phenomenal… How do you do that?
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9:05 pm
I’ll direct your question to LN, our resident sarcasm detector. I, unfortunately, am unqualified to answer your friendly inquiry! Have a blessed day!
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9:15 pm
Pathetic…
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9:24 pm
Factual huh strange how this is the only place with it why doesn’t your Fox fail new’s have anything? Did you give up on pokemon too I hear theirs this game called pokemon red and blue.
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11:29 pm
….Facepalm
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3:24 am
This is hilariously made up
(Hopefully I’ll actually be able to comment again…)
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8:48 pm
someone is a budding fanfiction writer. keep working those creative juices.
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11:50 pm
The noise I made when I read this was both loud and ugly.
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3:30 pm
I see that Christwire has really gone downhill… Sad really, probably won’t be as fun to comment on now… Let’s see if I can change that
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4:17 pm
Ya they don’t even comment back kind makes you miss tyson and wanker.
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6:54 pm
darn. and I thought you were back.
alas, you are correct. the sight is really struggling. Hardly anything interesting posted anymore.
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9:08 pm
I’m sorry to hear that your sight is struggling. Don’t worry, I’ll be praying for you tonight, 4PR1C0T!
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12:17 am
Oh wow that image of that crab really frightened me. I think I’m going to go lie down and watch a cheerful movie to help erase that image of a giant crab.
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4:02 pm
SHOUT! SHOUT! SHOUT AT THE DEVIL!
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4:48 pm
TH4T C4R’S COLOR 1S 4BSOLUT3LY D3L1C1OUS! >:)
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2:37 am
Oh my god I love you.
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1:14 pm
I am actually thankful to the holder of this site who has shared this great paragraph at at this time.
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