• God Scorches Giant Crop Circle to Show Support of Mitt Romney

    October 22, 2012 6:22 pm 15 comments

    Behold the power of God! With just a little flicker of his fingers, God snapped and created this giant size artistic masterpiece, a perfect rendition of Mitt Romney burned into a field of crops.

    God is speaking here to the breadbasket states of America. There has been talk that some people in the holy Midwestern states are turning liberal, that they are thiking of a betrayal of God’s Only Party. Let us not get how God became so angry he nuked the east coast with hurricane after hurricane last year, just because they supported some of Obama’s policies. Just imagine what he’ll do if you vote for four more years of commie socialism!

    Friends, God took the time out of his day to create this art, so we can be inspired to vote for Romney. He’s saying, ‘the harvest in plentiful, if only we vote for the correct man to nurture the fruits of good, and discard the nonworking chaffe’.

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    Reverend Clyde H. Higgins You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.

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