God Scorches Giant Crop Circle to Show Support of Mitt Romney
Behold the power of God! With just a little flicker of his fingers, God snapped and created this giant size artistic masterpiece, a perfect rendition of Mitt Romney burned into a field of crops.
God is speaking here to the breadbasket states of America. There has been talk that some people in the holy Midwestern states are turning liberal, that they are thiking of a betrayal of God’s Only Party. Let us not get how God became so angry he nuked the east coast with hurricane after hurricane last year, just because they supported some of Obama’s policies. Just imagine what he’ll do if you vote for four more years of commie socialism!
Friends, God took the time out of his day to create this art, so we can be inspired to vote for Romney. He’s saying, ‘the harvest in plentiful, if only we vote for the correct man to nurture the fruits of good, and discard the nonworking chaffe’.
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- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.
6:47 pm
I thought god loved everyone equally so basically god supports both canidates. And, well I’m pretty sure the guy who owns the feild did that with his tractor.
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7:17 pm
So ‘god’ is adept at using photoshop? Or is a farmer with too much time on his hands god now? And do you hate your god now if he supports Romney, considering you hate the bastard? Or did you flip-flop like the rest of your ilk and decide that hating half the country, including our military and the elderly, was a great idea?
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5:53 am
I’m going to go with they hate him ….least till they make another obama post then they love him for that day.
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9:56 am
i love how if obamas face were burned into crops then it would be the work of the devil but if romney’s face is burned into crops it is the work of god
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6:22 pm
Only a libtard would burn Obama’s face anywhere (unless you are burning it for real or in effegy). Haven’t we all had enough of the loser “messiah”? Sheeeesh!
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9:09 pm
Indeed! There is only ONE messiah and it certainly isn’t that brown interloper in the White House!
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10:13 pm
Racist bastard. Besides, there is NO messiah at all.
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8:05 pm
Indeed, Obama’s face would be the work of the Devil. Excellent point, CPerks! Bless you and your family!
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8:34 pm
Nice to know that you’re still retarded enough to have the point completely fly over your head.
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6:37 am
three things i hate romney(hes just a terrible person and his policies either 1.don’t work 2.benefit the rich and leave behind the poor and 3. are obama’s) secondly I support Obama not only because Im a democrat but because I support his policies and lastly I know im gonna get hate for this but im an atheist.
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7:20 pm
The only thing that’s wrong with Romney is that he’s Mormon and he leans kinda liberal.
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6:39 am
also I was trying to point out the double standards of this website and saying that unlike more reliable websites this website is for sucking romney’s dick
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5:08 pm
finally a compatent one may we all rise in the fact the stupid are dying wait WAIT WAIT IF THE STUPID ARE DYING WHO IN THE HELL IS RUNNING OUR COUNTRY
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6:22 pm
no as in if obama had his name done it would be by the devil if its tomney its go now if both were burned into the groudn the same way how on earth is one the devil one not
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