Pokemon Black and White 2, The Most Harmful Gaming Anime Of All Time
My Dearest Comrades:
Let me begin by saying that the pokemon series via the cartoon and video games have gone on way too long! As a matter of fact they’ve been on now for over twenty years! That’s way too long for those communist cartoonists to bathe our children’s brains in their horrible monster summons on the television. The Japanese continue to sneak in the little things that they think us adults don’t notice! I did some of research on the matter of what the pokemon creator, Satoshi Tajiri, tried to sneak into the new Pokemon Black and White 2 games coming out on October, 7th, 2012. This is what I found out:
The Pokemon creator, Satoshi Tajiri, is teaming up with the magically evil people of Nintendo Studios. He is combining one of the tools used in the pokemon games known as a pokedex. This seems to be a glossary of some kind to categorize, organize, and update information for the 700 some odd pokemon creatures. Nintendo Studios has created a pokedex for their handheld system, the 3DS/3DSXL (You know for the larger of children who’d crush a regular sized one). This is a pokedex improvement sort of speak. In this version of the pokedex, the player gets to hunt down and actually shoot the pokemon creatures. Unbelievable, right? Mr. Tajiri says that the version on the 3DS/3DSXL will give the player more interaction with the creatures and form a bond with them so that they can be friends forever. The only friends that the children need to form a long-lasting bond with is a dog or other humans. Not some make-believe creatures that will betray them with the devil tricks!
The pokemon creator also decided to throw in a new legendary summon. It would seem it is inspired by the Bronie population of the homogays and clamdabblers. The legendary summon, Keldeo, is a pokemon that can be summoned through the player in time of need when his health is low or he is near defeat in a battle against another trainer.
Bronie Keldeo
It is clear to me when I look at this Bronie inspired pokemon, that it wants some anal attention. I do apologize for the swearing, but let’s get real here. Pokemon is teaching our children that it is perfectly fine to be a clamdabbling homogay Bronie! I don’t think Pokemon are safe, especially if they’re taking in Bronies and calling them as their own! I would strongly advise parents to sell the games and video cassette tapes of the cartoon to your local game shop and get your money back and invest in a good college education for your children and teens!
The Nintendo Studios team collaborated in their meeting rooms for a new roster for the new pokemon Black and White 2 games. One of these pokemon creatures clearing reflects the clamdabbler stereotype. Please, allow me to explain this deranged pokemon:
Butch pokemon, Tornadas
This pokemon is called, Tornadas. It is a clamdabbling Butch pokemon. As you can see it looks a little bit bird-like with some strange qualities, But let me shed some holy light unto the beast you see. Let’s start with the head of the beast. The hair of this strange pokemon is white to signify that it is aged and old. A normal trait for something so fiendish. The face has the aged hair above the mouth to mimic a moustache of a male, but one quick glance at the eyes and eyebrows of this creature and it would see that the lashing eyebrows would be something you’d find on a lady. It would seem, for now, that this pokemon is a transvestite of some kind. The evidence continues to the chest of the beast. There marked clearly are two patches of pink to lead us to believe that those are chesticles and if you look closely, which I do not recommend, you can see the cleavage of the milk sacks. The mighty wings would be the mighty arms of the clamdabbling butch. ready to swing them wildly to protect the partner it captured in an alleyway. Moving onward to the most shocking part of the evidence. The red/orange marking is in the place of what I would call, ” the muscle crotch”. As you can see this pokemon is begging other pokemon like it to come and dabble in the fishy-smelling, toothed clam. That would conclude the evidence of the clamdabbling butch pokemon, Tornadas.
Let me be honest with you parents and grandparents out there who are considering buying the pokemon Black and White 2 games for your children, teens, and grandchildren; Don’t. Do not buy these games for them. The Japanese communists want this to happen so they can brainwash your kids into doing what they want.
Pokemon Black and White 2 game cases
So remember, protect our children from the communist rage and don’t buy the pokemon games, Black and White 2! God Bless.
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Author: Sandra O'connor
3:12 am
You’re the chick who always talks about Pokemon… And like always, you’re wrong on everything… Where do I start…
Pokemon isn’t just now teaming up with Nintendo…They’ve always been with Nintendo…
Pokedex 3D Pro is just a glossary of Pokemon…You don’t hunt them down… There is a game coming out called “Pokemon Dream Radar” where you catch Pokemon to transfer into Black/White 2…But that doesn’t involve hunting either…
Keldeo has absolutely NOTHING to do with Bronies… He is actually based of d’Artagnan… The fourth musketeer… The Pokemon Cobalion, Virizion, and Terrakion represent the other three musketeers
The picture of Tornadus you have is actually just a new form of his…Originally he was a Genie/Djinn… This form is just a bird and I have no idea how you related it to lesbians…
You might want to ACTUALLY do some research before writing an article like this…Might save you from looking dumb
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3:14 am
Oh almost forgot… Pokemon aren’t “summons”… You don’t summon them…You just catch them from the wild
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3:41 am
This must be that slut they used for the “holy swag” you can’t even get cause all they do is link to a facebook photo ….I thought facebook was evil and yet you all use it
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10:35 am
Ignorance, ignorance everywhere on this “article”.
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12:43 pm
Oh Japan, trying to use Bronies and lesbiansexualists to get us to be as sinful and self hating as your own country isn’t going to work.
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1:12 pm
“lesbiansexualists ”
Was that supposed to be English?
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2:48 pm
I know you’re a huge lesbiansexualist Ellen. I’ve seen your show.
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4:02 pm
Dyslexia is a sign of sinning, Lich, you might want to get your eyes checked and check into an insane asylum while you’re at it, since you seem to think I have a show.
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5:36 pm
http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=lesbiansexualist&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
thats what you get when you type in lesbiansexualist
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1:39 pm
Are you stupid or what?
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2:50 pm
Please point out where I made a mistake and I’ll gladly fix it.
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3:56 pm
There’s your new made-up word lesbiansexualist which has no meaning, thinking Japan is full of self-hatred, and you inability to read name’s properly.
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12:04 am
Pronounce the letters L and N
Notice how it’s Shorthand for Ellen?
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12:42 am
They’re initials, Lich, you should probably have caught on that considering there’s a dot, also known as a period, after each letter.
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4:45 pm
You think that Japan is full of people that only hate and that is not true, and the word “lesbiansexualist” doesn’t even exists.
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11:30 am
The word “lesbiansexualist” exists now, so I encourage you to get over it, missy.
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1:03 pm
I’m a dude, asshole.
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11:31 am
It’s true, I’ve seen it firsthand, they’re sad soulless miserable husks that desperately need salvation, but are so apathetic to their situation that they just do nothing. Quite sad actually.
Also lesbiansexualist is a word.
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1:47 pm
And by ‘seen it first hand’, you mean you watched some depressing shows made by Japanese people and think that encompasses all Japanese people.
And do define the word you made up, that is recognized by several other people who don’t come here.
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4:15 pm
Did you even read my comment above? It clearly explains that Bronies and lesbians aren’t involved with Pokemon at all…
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6:44 pm
heh ex atheist glad we didnt have this stupid Guys ( or girls I don’t know ) in atheist sides anymore
Japan are not full of hates ( china neither by the way ) I can said the same about USA but I would be wrong just the fundamentalist christian are full of hates and you show it every day and every night on Internet TV and other medias as well
but claling Japan full of Hate because they attacked USA ONCE In their entire History
but you would not have any problem attacking countrie 1-2-3-4 even 5 Times
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8:30 am
I abhor Pokemon because it encourages cockfighting, which spreads bird flu.
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11:46 am
Did your brain regress to a child-like state because you keep denying your feelings for a show about cartoon horses?
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11:54 pm
False premise, but the answer is no in any case.
Pokemon is virtual cockfighting. Real cockfighting helped spread the bird flu pandemic because the cocks’ owners suck the blood and snot out of their cocks’ nostrils.
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1:04 am
Is your goal now to be so incredibly stupid, that no one can correct you because for everyone one error you make, there’s a half dozen more behind it?
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2:48 am
Explain to me where I made an error in my previous post.
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2:51 am
And bear in mind how humiliatingly wrong you usually are when you think I’m wrong.
Remember when you thought the N-word had nothing to do with the word “negro”? And you called me an idiot for saying that it was?
This oughta be good…
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11:28 am
I’ve got my popcorn ready, ex! Can’t wait for the rake to smack his face again, laughing out loud!
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6:43 am
Erich Sean — laughing out loud! Just caught your reference to LN being Sideshow Bob.
Zing!
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12:52 am
I can almost feel the “love” from the Christwire flock.
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1:54 pm
“And bear in mind how humiliatingly wrong you usually are when you think I’m wrong.
Remember when you thought the N-word had nothing to do with the word “negro”? And you called me an idiot for saying that it was?
This oughta be good…”
That was back when you were actually mildly intelligent. Apparently you’ve been huffing paint and soaking your brain in alcohol since then if you think that’s what Pokemon is. There’s also the fact that apparently you participate in cockfighting yourself if you know THAT much about it.
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12:16 am
Nigger and negro have no correlation. Nigger was originally used against both the Irish and blacks. Also, negro comes from the latin adjective niger, nigra, nigrum.
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3:11 am
Dragonman, as a person of colour yourself, I thought you would have known better.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigger#Etymology_and_history
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11:07 pm
Wikipedia isn’t exactly the most trustworthy source, as any shmuck off the street could alter it. Please give me more sources, or at least more reputable sources, and I believe your opinion. Until then, I will not believe you.
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2:51 am
Dragonman, do you really need to be spoon-fed like this?
Google the word + “etymology”. It’s not that hard.
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=nigger
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1:48 pm
The entire thing, how’s that?
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3:12 am
No. As per the link below, cockfighting helped spread bird flu.
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12:54 pm
And you’re still wrong about every detail concerning Pokemon, jackass.
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9:03 pm
So you admit that I’m right about cockfighting spreading bird flu? Thanks.
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10:58 pm
You sure do love to take your tiny victories whenever you can, especially if it revolves around violence. Sick fuck.
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2:52 am
Where does all this hostility come from, LN?
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12:54 am
those are some pretty pathetic feints, exbrony. losing your touch?
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9:04 pm
your right now where was i
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evWmYfOq2ag&feature=related
MEOW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIrXaPeNbFk&feature=related
B TEAM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4bcAwqM-7o&feature=fvwrel
/CRY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hgcy6bsg4g&feature=related
ULDUAR
YAAAAY
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9:03 am
This “article” is a Joke, no ? XD… If it isn’t, i think you’re crazy, Mrs the Author [ /'^'\ ]
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12:20 am
Ex-brony your wrong on the cock fighting thing. The owners don’t do that to the birds. And i think you guys here from christwire are just looking for something to hate in Pokémon because of its popularity.
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9:50 am
Kray, you need to educate yourself.
http://www.immf.or.th/AIDS_04/FightingCocks.html
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1:55 pm
Oh, he knows, he does it himself.
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3:12 am
I have seen a few cockfights in my time, but I have never fought cocks myself.
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12:55 pm
See, the Horse Rapist admits it, he enjoys seeing animals kill each other for entertainment.
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9:04 pm
I didn’t say I enjoyed it.
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10:57 pm
Which is why you know so much about it since you’d have to enjoy it to continue learning about it so much, knowing your sick mind.
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2:52 am
Ah, LN, you don’t know my mind. And you certainly have no clue as to the circumstances in which I saw cockfights.
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12:21 pm
Knowing you, it probably played out that you went to a cockfight a couple times, made a bet on some animals, got pissed off when they lost, and then snapped their necks and never returned.
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8:39 pm
ln technically speaking know i have to know so much from a therapist point view i have to know so much about pedophilia does not mean i enjoy pedophilia
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10:23 pm
If you don’t like it, fine. Take your hate somewhere else. I LIKE my Pokemon games (I don’t know how to put the accent on the “e”) and I’m twenty years old. If you think I’m going to go to some game store and sell the only games I ever play anymore because you think the Japanese is trying to brainwash the world then you’re off your rocker.
And just so you know, I don’t see ANYTHING you mentioned in the Pokemon. I see Keldeo the kelpie, a mythical water horse that has the ability to run on water and has reeds and sea grass for a mane and tail. I see an Arab reference with the original form of Tornadus (which you spelled wrong) since Landorus, Thundurus, and Tornadus are genies. And what do I think of when I hear genies? The rememberable Genie of the Lamp from Aladdin. Who took on different forms to blend in. That’s what the three genies of the game are doing: taking on different forms to blend in.
Oh, FYI, I AM a Christian. So if you say a true Christian wouldn’t like these games, you’re sadly mistaken. Religion or personal beliefs have nothing to do with it.
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10:54 pm
Interesting how everybody is at everybody’s throats, because nobody can even slightly recognize the most obvious sarcasm.
Also, why are any of you talking here? Why am I talking here?
Hm.
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5:56 pm
I can’t tell if this is some sort of satirical joke, or if there is a person legitimately stupid enough to write this ._.
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6:26 pm
lady you have serious mental problems to believe pokemon is the devil literally you got to be the rank the 10th dumbest person on this planet to say nonsense and i know and watched stupider people these days no one believe a crap what you are saying and no one gonna acknowledge this article either so have fun acting and displaying crap like an idiot and while you’re at it go join FOX news they have a lot of extremists and dumb-asses like you Sander
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7:39 pm
video games are not violent
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8:51 pm
Just got done playin that game… Totally not violent at all
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9:10 pm
now tell me are video games violent or inspiring dont tell me this isnt nice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hgcy6bsg4g&feature=related
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