• R-Money Mitt Romney Destroys Obama in Epic Rap Battles History Debate

    October 19, 2012 11:34 am 8 comments
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  • Mitt Romey is using his vast talents to now reach out into the urban votes. This is the third and final phase of our three pronged attack to trick everyone into voting for Mitt, despite the fact we’re going to throw them away and to the wolves once we secure office! Hah, suckers.

    But I digress, here in phase three Mitt Romney stops pandering to the elderly and egglayers, acting like he supports any help for them, and focuses on Obama’s bread and butter: the hip hopped hoodlums in the hood. These kiddos speak a different language and we can see Romney’s lyrical flow dominates Obama’s Carlton from Fresh Prince ‘skills’. I almost cried when Abe Lincoln’s angel showed up and smacked even Romney, reminding him to stay true to Republicanism.

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    Reverend Clyde H. Higgins You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.

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