America Must Call For Sphinx Destruction In Egypt
For years, the Sphinx monument has stood as a source of pride and determination for the nation of Egypt and the rest of the Arabic world. What the Statue of Liberty means for peace, prosperity and democracy to America, the Sphinx stands as a beacon of defiance, tyranny and terror to terrorists. As long as the Sphinx stands, we will never be able to break the will of dissidents in the Middle East.
And it is for this reason, America must call for immediate Sphinx destruction, to assure subservience and compliance for any burgeoning democracy in this volatile region. Only from the rubble of the Sphinx can we build a new foundation for these people, a superstitious lot who have yet to learn the true meaning of free life and decency.
Beyond the battle for the minds of the Midweastern people, we also must be concerned about land, especially the vital Gaza Strip region.
After destroying the Sphinx and invading Northern Egypt, as outlined by Dr. Stephenson Billings in 2009, we will finally be able to produce a more secure Israel. This will stabilize this volatile region, therefore making oil futures more stable. This will result in cheaper gas dollars for you, the consumer and economic investor for our coming invasion of Egypt.
As we learned in the Benghazi, Libya, attacks, no longer are jubilant protestors cheering the promise of Democracy a sure sign that we can trust a nation. Just imagine the horror we would have faced if the Libyans had been fully trained and armed by America. They could have done far worse than just attacking one of our embassies, they could have somehow mounted an invasion on Israel, creating the horrors we saw in the 1970 Persian-Arab terror war on the Israeli people.
The Peace from Giza to Gaza initiative will be a perfect name for this peaceful military demonstration. It will let people know that America’s sphere of influence will extend from Egypt to Israel, creating an effective shielf of influence were Judeo-Christian thought can securely permeate the land without symbols of terror or false idols can permeate the land.
To truly make democracy spread through this region, we must not erase the past of the people, but instead demolish any symbols that tie Egyptians to their sordid past. In place of the Giza Sphinx, we should build American symbols: signs of Egypt’s future: restaurants like McDonalds or Spangles, strip malls, or even corporate towers.
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7:30 pm
So basically you want to invade, kill, and destroy and forcefully convert people to fit your ways, i.e. you want to be a terrorist.
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7:43 pm
It’s for the oil.
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8:21 am
KBLME, Egypt has no oil. Try again.
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7:59 pm
hi welcome to america over here we have the politcans to the right we have the south acorrding to the south south is right ho long are you plan on staying
i mean come on thsi is nothing new
oh and really i am gonna have to agree with you here i imagine this is what most america childrenw ill be seen as
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8:18 pm
I wish. Tiny Tina is adorable.
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12:04 pm
I love this idea. The Spinx is a false idol and should be destroyed. We could also sell little pieces of what is left over to offset the cost of our helping.
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9:08 pm
the sphinx is not a sign of liberty to them you really dont know why it was built it was made as a thing to worship the sphinx god now that egyptian gods are no longer a monument it simply sits there as a testement of the past it has survived 4000-9000 years
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10:46 am
Jesse, 9000 years? Really? Try 4500.
A mad Muslim chiseled its nose off 600 years ago, so I’m pretty sure a modern American Tomahawk missile could demolish it completely.
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2:12 pm
im sorry i was a tad drunk last night i was not thinking when writing that
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10:14 pm
Any overt symbol of terrorism must be destroyed. The Sphinx, much like Hussein Obama Bin Laden, should be shot and then dumped into the North Arabian Sea.
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12:53 am
You think anything other than the American flag is an ‘overt symbol of terrorism’.
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3:20 am
Erich Sean is spot on, as usual. The American flag is a symbol of stability when wielded by our country, and a sign of willful subservience when it is mounted in the soil of lesser countries with their protest. Any protest from them means they are against us, thus, standing for things like NAZI Germany, nuclear proliferation in post-USSR states and most dangerously, terrorists who dare attack our friends in Israel.
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10:51 am
Erich, Derek, would you also consider an American flag in the hands of Obama or one of his supporters not to be a true American flag and in fact to be one of those “false-flag operations”?
As Sinclair Lewis once said, when fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a bible.
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2:14 pm
hey exbrony i found something thats worse
http://loldamn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/funny-kids-cell-phone-playing.jpg
i was meaning to send this to you because i wanted your opionon
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10:32 am
Jesse, that is indeed terrible. Smartphones are a terrible curse.
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5:35 pm
Basically, what Derek says is that anything that isn’t the American flag is a symbol of terrorism no matter what, while the American flag is a symbol of freedom, no matter what, even when those symbols of terrorism are historical monuments made by people long since dead and the flag is being used to monger up fear and hatred.
Hell, the sheep can’t even come up with something more original, ‘love America or you’re a Nazi’? Really?
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3:56 pm
i hav swastika neckalce and im called a nazi why?
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12:12 am
muslims beat yeah to this they want it destroyed they think its offensive to allah
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3:25 pm
DO NOT CALL THE DESTRUCTION OF MY PRESCIOUS KITTY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuOvHDhMJ-A
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6:53 pm
And what has Egypt to do with Israel and Gaza anyway? You’re just making an excuse to attack something, as you always do…. “oh look, it’s a symbol of terrorism…we need to destroy it”! Do you know how retarded you sound by saying such things?
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