Andy Biersack To Play Batman In New D.C. Fetish Movie
Source: Facebook
We all know that D.C. stands for dabbling children, so it is always offensive that D.C. comics even puts the word ‘comic’ in their name. There is nothing comical about a grown man dressing up in tights and Corinthian leathers, secreting out into the moonlight to have his body ravaged and torn by the whips and whims of villains, all sweaty and musky as their grueling battles leave their thighs quivering in exhaustion upon collapse. But this is exactly what we find in every Batman comic and movie, with the whipping boy Robin always waiting in the bat cave, having a hot bath pitched so he can work out the kinks in Batman’s sore, tired muscles.
Up above we see Andy Biersack has taken on the cowl. Now that Nolan’s gritty Batman run is over, D.C. is already making moves to release their new Batman movie. Just like with the new Spiderman movie done by Marvel, DC is going with a leaner, smoother ‘emosexual hipster’ lead character to appeal to the younger audiences. I never thought I’d see the day Batman became even more effinimate, but that’s what we are seeing here.
If Andy Biersack is the powerman of the group, who are we going to see playing the role of Robin. Sheldon Cooper in Spandex? It would surely not surprise me. How many screaming fangirls are going to spend the entire movie watching this tightly clad Andy Biersack march around in his spandex, his dingaling barely hidden beneath the paper thin fabrics of his outfit.
It looks like the new Batman will be a throw-back to the campy Adam West version of the 1960s, meaning that drugs and free-love will return as central themes of the new games. It’s only appropriate that the Black Veil Brides are behind this new age of DC dominatrix twink fetish we see going on here. Oh and look, the new Batman also carries a communist iPhone with his logo on it. Andy Biersack Batman will probably be released in late 2013.
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9:19 pm
“We all know that D.C. stands for dabbling children”
Really? Could’ve sworn that it meant Detective Comics, since that was what they were first publishing, and that you’re a damned liar and hypocrite.
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9:23 pm
You are so out of the loop, aren’t you? Have you not seen all the books where Batman or Superman are feeling up some toned college student?
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9:48 pm
I don’t read p.ornographic fan fiction, Hobo, and you should probably stop thinking that fan made content is official.
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2:10 am
i do and L.N you are correct because d.c does mean detective and the owner of they company realizes just how redundent the company name is
OH AND I FINALLY CAN TYPE ENGLISH if i type something wrong it is because i was typing in a hurry
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9:57 pm
“Have you not seen all the books where Batman or Superman are feeling up some toned college student?”
I saw that.
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2:13 am
do you know what is funny you people i thought would know this but green lantern has been made gay
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4:23 pm
you know according to this article it is actually detective comics comics
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10:07 pm
Why you posting photos of erich in his batman outfit?
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11:31 pm
I dressed up as one of the warriors from 300 this year.
http://www.google.com/imgres?start=98&hl=en&sa=X&qscrl=1&rlz=1T4GGLL_enUS346US346&biw=1920&bih=852&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=3X46X-L9Mek1NM:&imgrefurl=http://www.trainbodyandmind.com/2010/12/king-leonidas-in-300-the-movie/&docid=BUL1y_3I50PrAM&imgurl=http://www.trainbodyandmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/King-Leonidas-300-movie-09.jpg&w=1200&h=688&ei=_J2UUL7QKKWsiALH9YCYBA&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=259&sig=114535040940990191106&page=3&tbnh=137&tbnw=233&ndsp=53&ved=1t:429,r:17,s:100,i:55&tx=164&ty=70
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11:40 pm
I hope this doesn’t come across as me calling you a liar, because that is not my intention…. Wouldn’t it have been easier to post a pic of yourself in said Halloween costume?
Also, nice choice… 300 is a great movie
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12:52 am
Better question, why did he feel the need to use a Google search engine link?
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1:47 pm
Hey, LN! What did you dress up as for Halloween?
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3:10 pm
Pig, can you stay on track? Do you have ADD?
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1:29 am
The topic was about what I dressed up for on Halloween. We all know you dodged the question I posed because you never went out to a Halloween party. Because no one invited you. Because no one wants to be in your presence. Because you never leave your mom’s house. Maybe you should become a brony? OddAtheist, try to hold in your vomit and invite L.N. to hang out some time!
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3:18 am
Wait, why would I have to hold in my vomit? I’m missing something here…
Also, I don’t think L.N. even leave near each other… Also, making things up about L.N. isn’t a nice to to do Erich
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2:12 am
DAMNIT NOW MY KEYS ARE STICKY
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2:19 am
HAHA JUST KIDIING THEY WERE ALREADY STICKY
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11:06 pm
Is this an article or the beginning to a BatmanXRobin fanfiction? I can’t tell…
There are no plans for anymore Batman movies at this time… And no one would cast Andy Biersack as Batman (No offense BVB fans, but Andy is no Batman)… In fact, I’m not entirely convinced that’s even Biersack in the picture…
Last thing, you say the new Spiderman movie featured an “emosexual hipster” but the new movie is actually more accurate to the original source than the other trilogy of movies… He wasn’t an “emosexual hipster”… He was a nerd… An awesome nerd
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11:54 pm
It was ironic to have a Mexican playing the part of Peter Parker, and irony is the cornerstone of emosexualista’s lifestyle.
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12:02 am
Your statement is pointless because Andrew Garfield (The guy who played Peter Parker) isn’t even Mexican… Would like to try again or are you all out of stupid for now?
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2:07 am
quite sa dthat the Blonde girl die in the comic ( in spiderman )
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4:25 pm
apparently D.C. wants to create a new franchise for batman because they want to do a JLOA movie since the avengers did so well and they thought that Nolan’s batman character was too dark
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12:05 am
1. How is that ironic?
2. The man who played Peter Parker is NOT Mexican.
3. You’re thinking of hipsters, something entirely different.
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12:34 am
How is it not ironic? And the new Spiderman is clearly of Latino heritage.
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12:50 am
You tell me, racist, how it’s ironic, and Andrew Garfield is American/British. Perhaps doing RESEARCH would allow you to know better. Please, go see a doctor, you seem to be allergic to the truth.
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12:51 am
Have you even read his biogriphy? If you didn’t (which you obviously didn´t) it says that he was born in L.A. and his father was American and his mother British.
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4:04 am
biography*
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5:00 am
The bible is ironic cause you don’t even follow your own book.
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7:13 pm
somwhow we are Lucky if they didn’t follow it because he would have murdered dozen of thousand of people
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2:05 am
Ya but the sooner they did that the sooner we would just ban it and all other religion…ahh what a world.
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11:48 am
This is funny… clearly, you guys have never head of a Halloween costume. There is no Batman movie coming out inn 2013… let alone a fetish one staring Andy Biersack. His favourite hero is Batman, and this picture was posted on October 31st. I figured someone on here would have enough common sense to deduce that this was a Halloween costume… but y’know it’s clear you can’t.
And @OddAtheist, yeah it’s Andy… he cut his hair. I do agree, he isn’t anywhere near Batman. I adore him and his band, but if they made a movie where he was Bruce Wayne… I’d probably cry.
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5:47 pm
“@OddAtheist, yeah it’s Andy… he cut his hair. I do agree, he isn’t anywhere near Batman. I adore him and his band, but if they made a movie where he was Bruce Wayne… I’d probably cry.”
Oh thanks… I don’t follow or listen to BVB so I didn’t recognize him
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3:15 pm
Hello bitches!! Guess who’s back and is a glutton for punnishment!!
It’s been a while my christwire friends and I have to say, the articles here are getting worse and worse every day. I missed comming here though, the argument of weather or not these people need to get their heads out of their asses was definitely fun.
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3:18 pm
Andy has changed a lot since his last album Set the World on Fire. He cut his hair, he’s comming out with a new album, Wretched and Divine. I can’t wait to see when their closest concert is because I need to go. Last time I checked Andy was a big fan of Batman and was TAKING A PICTURE to MAKE IT FUNNY because he likes batman. This has nothing to do with whatever you paranoid freaks think.
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