• Breaking News: Obama drops out of Presidential race

    November 7, 2012 12:03 am 275 comments

    Obama in his native garb.


    In an amazing turn of events, after MSNBC, CNN, and HuffPo all claimed victory for Barack Obama in the 2012 election, Obama has withdrawn from the race. During the election coverage, many of the liberal news networks were showing video of Barack Obama’s Kenyan homeland where his fellow tribesmen were dancing and performing voodoo black magic rituals to insure that he was re-elected. They made one huge mistake though. The area that they were filming in was also the location of the local Tribal family tree. When I brought this to the attention of my friend at FOX News, they paused the film at certain points and realized that carved on a tree behind the tribal Zulu warriors was the birth records of every male ever born in that village. After calling in a translator, they could clearly make out the name “Barack Hussein Obama” on that tree. After this news was brought to Obama’s attention, he immediately called Mitt Romney and conceded the election. They both decided to let the liberal media continue to report on the election, and Obama and Romney agreed to not release this information to the public until Inauguration day. Remember on January 20th, you heard it here first. We will bring you more on this story as it develops.

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    Bruce Myron Danus Years of Mental Gymnastics, and lots of love from Jesus has made this man realize he was not "Born this Way", but instead chose to be a Homogay until he met God and realized God doesn't make mistakes like a homogay.

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