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RedditDitka Suffers Stroke, Obama to blameCold and rugged, poised and confident, Mike Ditka and the 1980s Chicago Bears represented the gritty determination of America that stared down stone-cold Soviet communism, and won. It was nothing more than the Bears’ Superbowl Shuffle that tore down the walls separating Nazi-commie Germany from free Germany.
Mike Ditka was Chuck Norris before Chuck Norris was Chuck Norris. He wore an itchy wool sweater on his bared skin, a childhood memory of fabric that still sends you squirming and scratching. Mike Ditka didn’t wear that sweater to stay warm, either. He loved the cold. He used to go streaking in Antartica, taking time to nurse penguins to health and teabag any polar bear that got to close or ornery, just to keep it honest.
The tales and exploits of Mike Ditka are too many to appreciate without a proper book series, in all honesty. But today after we learn that our hero Mike Ditka has suffered a stroke, I believe I speak for everyone when we wish this legendary man of toughness a quick, speedy recovery. Long live Da’ Bears.
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Do you have any proof that Obama is to blame? Are you just going to disregard the fact that he’s old and probably already not doin’ all that well physically?
“It was nothing more than the Bears’ Superbowl Shuffle that tore down the walls separating Nazi-commie Germany from free Germany.”
1. If you honestly think that anything football related is what won WWII then you REALLY need to go back to school.
2. Nazism and Communism are two different things, and are on opposite sides with one another. Do remember, ‘Commie Russia’ joined the Allies once Hitler decided to invade (then again, you think that a football dance or game or whatever won WWII so odds of you remembering anything factual are slim-to-none).
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Idiot. The wall was torn down far later than the 1940s.
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Considering how apparently you agree that football had anything to do with ANYTHING foreign, the irony of you calling someone else an idiot is quite great.
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nazism commie … LOL a BIG bad Fail
Nazism is On Far Right while communism is not even on Far left ( it’s clsoe to )
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Oh really? What is further left than communism?
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democracy sadly
whats further right then nazism republican
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Jesse, you need to hit a textbook, or at least a dictionary.
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Mike Ditka was Chuck Norris before Chuck Norris was Chuck Norris.
uhhhh you do realize chuck norris is 75 right or are you stupi- never mind
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Norris is 75 he Looked like in good shape in expendable 2 ( and didn’t looked so Old neither )
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si me amigo he is that old he got plasti surgery btw
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