Emboldened By Second Term, Barack Obama Builds White House Monument and Declares Himself Pharoah Obama
[box_dark]Daniel 8:23-25 And in the latter time of their kingdom, when the transgressors are come to the full, a king of fierce countenance, and understanding dark sentences, shall stand up.
And his power shall be mighty, but not by his own power: and he shall destroy wonderfully, and shall prosper, and practise, and shall destroy the mighty and the holy people.
And through his policy also he shall cause craft (fraud, deceit, treachery) to prosper in his hand; and he shall magnify himself in his heart, and by peace shall destroy many: he shall also stand up against the Prince of princes; but he shall be broken without hand.
My dear friends,
The day of prophecy has finally come. Our dear former Board Chairman, Pastor Jack Gould warned that we live in cruel days, evil hours. These are certainly cruel times my friends and the dark reign of Barack Hussein Obama has reached the zenith point. Today I write to you from hiding, like many other good conservatives. The armies of Meggido assemble to the West and to the East, a great dragon prepares to rise and bring end times to America. This is the age of Revelation.
Only moments ago, a photographer in Washington, D.C., snapped the above image. Barack Hussein Obama is in the process of declaring himself Pharoah of America, the giant golden monument before the White House built by a group of imported Egyptian laborers who did the work Americans could have done. Yes, it is an evil monument, but if it is going to be built there are countless Americans without jobs who could have built it.
Obama has lavished his body with our hard-earned gold from Fort Knox. Look at his bold and confident smile. I can only hope that Mitt Romney has the sense to move to China along with my fellows, as we plot with the military oligarps there on how to liberate America once Obama unleashes his full reign of terror upon the foolish liberal radicals who voted him into office.
For years many have wondered why Republicans have been so China-friendly. Now that we are in the end times, I shall reveal unto you a great, deep secret we have veiled for many years. During the 1960s, a conservative think-tank revealed that in the aughts of the new millenium, America would grow so ‘civil’ in its rights that the Antichrist could easily take office. He would not even need to lie. He could reveal he was a social abortionist, melanin communist, non-American and anti-American, anti-oil and anti-God and his hold over half the country would be so powerful, so complete, that a good, honest man like Richard Nixon would never stand a chance for election.
For this reason, we sent Richard Nixon to China. China at that time was soft and gentle, like a dog’s licks upon your face when he needs to go outside for potty. Nixon revealed to the Chinese at the time that they would one day be called upon by America’s Republicans. We would need them to do the bidding of our powerful politicians and pastors, to invade America and retake the White House from Egyptian mystics who had occupied it. In exchange for our nuclear knowledge and commerce, China agreed to be our watchmen by our command, when the hour struck.
Richard Nixon looks upon Republican America’s Chinese conscripts, in training to one day lead American Christians back from hiding and into rule in our country. The day shall soon come when America will be ruled by Egyptian mystics and we must use our Christian funded Chinese Army to liberate everyone.
Yes, we put President Bush in office to crash the economy on purpose. The only way we could sneak enough funding to the Chinese army was to let them ‘buy’ our debt. It was necessary after the unprecedented Clinton budget cuts to our army and halting of our sharing of nuclear secrets. Now that China owns $17 trillion of US debt, we can rest easily and know our troops there have enough resources to put up a fight against Obama when he officially reveals his true agenda, as revealed by the Book of Revelation.
Yes, Obama is immortal. During the 1960s, we caught him whispering secrets into the ears of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., a man who was a true Republican before he met Barack Obama. It was during this time that America went to war with itself, minorities clamoring for rights and holding riots like they had never done before. The 1960s was the first time Obama revealed himself in America and the chaos then resembles the chaos now, with gays being the new black and the country torn down the center. The only difference is Obama is not pretending to be the stagehand anymore, instead, he’s taking the mantle as Dark Lord of the Empire.
Emboldened with no worry of campaign reelection, Barack Hussein Obama will reveal his full agenda. Just you watch and see: he will weaken our armies, appease the masses with free handouts and trample upon anyone who stands in defiance before him. Do you think he loves bronies just for the garrish fashion? He loves the symbol of the horse, something that trods upon those who are not allowed to ride high upon one.
And this is the fate of America. This is the fate liberals have made for us. And to get out of it, we must pray for a Christian savior. President Bush’s sun has set and the echoes of Ronald Reagan are long forgotten. America is in an hour of cold darkness. It is wet. We are afraid. We need the money, so we must do what we must do. We must pray for our Lord and Savior himself to come save us.
And that we shall. We will pray for our Lord and Savior to come and free us from this radical subversion of democracy.